Today I witnessed DISCRIMINATION and SEGREGATION!

I was eating bread and ground-nuts on my balcony when a sizable piece fell to the ground. Five minutes later, some ants gathered around to share in the spoils. They started breaking off pieces of the bread and passing down to one another leading in a sing file.

All of a sudden, a bigger, black and obviously out-of-place ant tried to join the line and was heavily cancelled and ridiculed…I wish I could hear the conversation. In fact, the other ants readjusted their lines to go around and exclude the black ant.

Can you believe it? They literally schemed and designed a supply chain right before my eyes that excluded the black ant!
Playing God, I went inside, came back with a “weapon” and killed all those damn selfish, segregating and discriminatory ants! The black ant had all the bread to himself and lived happily ever after!

The END!

*And then I killed the black ant because I didn't wanna send the wrong message that it was okay for ants to crash around here. I also used roach spray for good measure!

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Welldone, Kabiyesi.