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Visa - Having A Baby In The Us by ojerry1(m): 5:30pm On May 21, 2008
My sister is pregnant and wants to have her baby in the US. What are the requirements, prerequisite and tricks that can be employed to enable her get a visa fast (expresso!!) from the US embassy in Nigeria.
Re: Visa - Having A Baby In The Us by Nobody: 6:32pm On May 21, 2008
with money(ego) and d right connections(long leg) all things are possible wink
Re: Visa - Having A Baby In The Us by riversman: 8:35am On Aug 05, 2008
My dear brother, i have two real events for ur sis,

It will sound like am giving Ajilo but this is the truth, My sister was pregnant and about to pop, homegirl was in her 3rd trimester, she walked into the Lagos embassy with a sleeveless topĀ  , yes ohh,

upon arrival the Big mouth lady at d cashiers desk called her out, sistah dey will not give u visa cos u are pregnant, this is just to tell u how pregnant my sis was, But she did not let thier eyes quench her quest to secure her kids future,

When she got to the consular, White gurl asked her this questions,

Consular: what are you goin to the US for.

Preggy sis: brohers wedding

Consular: how many siblings do u have and any married,

Preggy sis: 4 and i just got married, see my diamond rock,

Consular: oh my gosh, dats so cute, leslie!! look at her ring, so how long do u want to be in the US,

Preggy sis: a month

Consular : thanks, hold on, come back for ur visa,

My bros it was that simple oh, security outside was shocked to see her the next day, my sis left for yankee that same day as she was about to pop that kid out, So i will tell you to just ask your sis to go in there ready to be truthful and leave all 2nd thoughts at home,

BTW, my preggy sistah gave birth 2 days b4 my wedding, LOL,
Re: Visa - Having A Baby In The Us by Gamine(f): 11:51am On Aug 05, 2008
Riversman, sounds too good to be true o undecided

my sister has applied now that belle no dey show

because if belle dey show, fogerrit!!!
Re: Visa - Having A Baby In The Us by landis(m): 12:18pm On Aug 05, 2008
technically, you don't need US Visa.

You need to have the Baby in the US airspace.

So get VISA to Honduras/colombia/cuba etc, take any European airline.

Stimulate the baby to come mid-air.

The pilot needs to submit the baby info when you land.

Place of Birth = United State since you in their airspace.
grin cheesy grin

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Re: Visa - Having A Baby In The Us by Gamine(f): 12:22pm On Aug 05, 2008
I SEE cheesy my mum almost did that, but sadly the plane don already reach naija cry tongue
Re: Visa - Having A Baby In The Us by landis(m): 12:42pm On Aug 05, 2008
Gamine:

I SEE cheesy my mum almost did that, but sadly the plane don already reach naija cry tongue

what a pity, had a twin friends with same story, one US citizen and other naija citizen.

the first twin was born in 'US airspace': place of birth => Florida.
the second came over Belize: place of birth => Belize City

The parents were teachers in one of the Caribean island.
Re: Visa - Having A Baby In The Us by Gamine(f): 12:48pm On Aug 05, 2008
LOL.

Na me she dey give birrth to ooh, why the plane no delay naa cry cry

i fit don be Americana cry cry cry cry cry
Re: Visa - Having A Baby In The Us by 8ball(m): 8:16pm On Aug 05, 2008
landis:

technically, you don't need US Visa.

You need to have the Baby in the US airspace.

So get VISA to Honduras/colombia/cuba etc, take any European airline.

Stimulate the baby to come mid-air.

The pilot needs to submit the baby info when you land.

Place of Birth = United State since you in their airspace.
grin cheesy grin


U're very funny.what a clever idea tho.When naija bobos ever gon' stop being uniquely innovative n creative?.If that idea isn't incredilble ingenuity,i wonder what then is?

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