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Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by ATMCARD2(m): 4:12pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Rexsul: i know most of us have received a slap from Papa which i know won't b a funny experience.I neva experienced dat b4. |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Rexsul: 4:12pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
wow neva knew ds topic finally made front page....dancin kukere remix |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Afolayan123: 4:14pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
For me,meeeen day turn to night......in a minute |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by ajasa4link: 4:15pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
my dad never slapped me,in fact I never flogged me once. He is the only ijesha man I know who Is cool,calm and not very strict and stubborn like others I known.... but my mum,chai! the iron lady. I will describe her slap as INSTRUCTIVE... I can remember vividly the day I came back from the football field and Immediately I saw her in the kitchen waiting for me with a pretty cane beside her,I knew I was done for that day. I started begging her from outside, she just told me to enter and receive the strokes on time which I declined... when we were both at it,her hands just come from nowhere and hit my face and the only thing I was hearing for the next 10 minutes was just enter! enter! enter!...in short if my mum dial ur number with slap,u no go fit pick am o 2 Likes |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Burntcoal(f): 4:15pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
ajasa4link: hahahaha...Omo,ur dad carry blood for eye gan o....chai, experiencing that kind slap will make u believe Jesus is lordhahhaha y wnt i bliv Jesus is lord even my papa Bliv him dat month more dan anyone, cos we were always prayin dat d lord wil heal my leaf hear. Cum se my mama dey para for my papa. Na evrytym she dey pray make God remove anger dat can kill from my papa life |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by 2winxcom(m): 4:16pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
seeing stars in mirage |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Lakeside247(m): 4:20pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Bombardment |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by ajasa4link: 4:22pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Burntcoal: hahhaha y wnt i bliv Jesus is lord even my papa Bliv him dat month more dan anyone, cos we were always prayin dat d lord wil heal my leaf hear. Cum se my mama dey para for my papa. Na evrytym she dey pray make God remove anger dat can kill from my papa lifelol... perhaps ur dad's slap is religious.... I guess he has outgrown that level of strictness now |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by CzarChris(m): 4:24pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
It was just 'CATACLYSMIC' yes thats the word. I could saw a supernover happen in front of me and everywhere went dark and silent for like 10mins. That was the 1st and last time he ever layed a finger on me. He came nd apologised in the morning. But my mum? OMG, thats all i can say. |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 4:24pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
As I de write about the slap sef, my body de shake 1 Like |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by kraftykc(m): 4:24pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
MACED 1 Like |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by JOYCEOUS(f): 4:25pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Mehhn! Myn was thunderous! My mouth was wyd open but cldnt cry out. |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Rick9(m): 4:28pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
I have never received a slap from my dad oh |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Blessmira: 4:29pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
If ma dad slps u ee, u go see Benzene. Hmmm... HORIBLE |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by authenticblack: 4:29pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
GBOOOOOOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 4:30pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Nonexistent. My father never slapped any of us. |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 4:31pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
ajasa4link: my dad never slapped me,in fact I never flogged me once. He is the only ijesha man I know who Is cool,calm and not very strict and stubborn like others I known.... but my mum,chai! the iron lady. I will describe her slap as INSTRUCTIVE... I can remember vividly the day I came back from the football field and Immediately I saw her in the kitchen waiting for me with a pretty cane beside her,I knew I was done for that day. I started begging her from outside, she just told me to enter and receive the strokes on time which I declined... when we were both at it,her hands just come from nowhere and hit my face and the only thing I was hearing for the next 10 minutes was just enter! enter! enter!...in short if my mum dial ur number with slap,u no go fit pick am o I don't think anyone expected you to flog yourself. |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Burntcoal(f): 4:32pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
ajasa4link: lol... perhaps ur dad's slap is religious.... I guess he has outgrown that level of strictness nowpapa don retire nw enjoying d fruit of his labour and strictness. But u knw a soildier is always a soildier *winks* |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Raddie(m): 4:33pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Reminds me of my uncle, that guy na dare-devil #uMmmmm |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by musulumi(m): 4:34pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
His slaps taking our senses back to their default settings. |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by oxygen47: 4:35pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
ELECTRIFYING!!! IT CLEARS UR MADNESS INSTANTA |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Dunexxx(m): 4:38pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Amaaskia: Yum. I bet :* |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Austeenxx: 4:39pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
One word: FEROCIOUS. |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by ajasa4link: 4:40pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
ogugua88:what were u expecting? that she won't flog me after the slap? of course the pretty cane I described up there became ugly when she was through with me that day |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by candace16(f): 4:42pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
My dad neva slapped me bt my mum, JESU CHRISTY!!! D first 15 mins my cheek goes numb, hot smoke go dey evaporate frm d cheek, my ear go dey ring, my jaw bone go dislocate |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 4:44pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
My dads slapp is a manual RESET dat brings mi back to my default settings |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Twistone(m): 4:46pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
braxjay: [size=15pt] AUTO-RESET [/size]Lol......... |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by ArQueBusieR(m): 4:48pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
My dad has never layed a finger on me. On the contrary, I like slapping myself. You lot wouldn't understand: it's a tough guy thing. Hehe |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by superior1: 4:48pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
My papa's slap is MOPOLish, his backhand slap is SOLDIERish. Something Yorubas call Ifoti Oloyi |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Judolisco(m): 4:49pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Dish |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by hitlab: 4:51pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
[quote author=braxjay][size=15pt] AUTO-RESET Dats serious. factory setting |
Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 4:53pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
dridowu: Igbaju oloyin (honey slap) More like bee sting |
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