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| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Worldlife: 6:12pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Double stars!! And its was his last slap ever. |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by EmekaAfrica(m): 6:12pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Rexsul: i know most of us have received a slap from Papa ***STARS...!!!!!!! |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Goldie20: 6:14pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Lmfaooooo, some of the comments here just made my day  .. Gah damn |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Pyroclast(m): 6:15pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Dad neva slapped but he had a drilling knock!!!! Maybe cos he's a mining engineer!!! 1 Like |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 6:15pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Spasmodic!! My dad's backhand slap can leave you with spasms. It sends electric shocks to your brain, no jokes. |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by mindvision: 6:16pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Bomb |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by josgolf(m): 6:18pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
TERRIFIC!!!it was d day i was sent to buy petrol 2 power d car dat grinded 2 a halt,i dnt know wat i was thinking,i bought kero....omo d kyn slap wey folow got me singin d national anthem 2 Likes |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by uzoo: 6:25pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
| you know the type where you slap someone with five fingers but the slap leaves a six finger print mark on your cheeks...unhun..yea ..thats the one.That's how deep and dirty my dad's slap is,  And as a girl , trust me , no make up can hide it. |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by mukoloAndy(m): 6:29pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
ciphoenix: mystery |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by nkpommpko(m): 6:33pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
A joke |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Adexchelsea19(m): 6:34pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
My dad neva slap me b4 bt i rmemba sey my mum 1ce slap me..me weh i neva see tears 4 my eye b4,i see dat day.mayb no b tears sha,mayb na water comot |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Oildichotomy(m): 7:01pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
[size=17pt]Onomatopaeic eruption of high sound decibels coupled with dense blood line patterns created in the upper cheek bone I LOVE YOU DAD [/size] |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Oildichotomy(m): 7:04pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
ItsModella: Spasmodic!! My dad's backhand slap can leave you with spasms. It sends electric shocks to your brain, no jokes. Strong graphical simulation |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 7:10pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
I use to hear people say kirikiri stars,i didnt undastnd until bro slappd me once. Those Colourful stars are real... Dad neva slappd any1. |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Hadeehart101(f): 7:10pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
He never placed a finger on me, let alone slap me. Buh i got consistent ones from my mum nd it was......................... Thunderous |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Evestar200(f): 7:13pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
DIDNT RECEIVE ANYONE 4RM MY DAD CUZ I DIDNT GREW UP TO SEE OR KNW HOW MY DAD LOOK LIKE |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by olushy: 7:13pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
PUMPING MACHINE ,ooooooooooo |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by BarryX(m): 7:14pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
I have never been slapped by him------That makes me an Aje-Bolor i suppose!!!! Is not receiving corporal punishment an exclusive attribute for the "Rich kids"? Topic for another day sha |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Vickybanks: 7:21pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Thunder |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by horlla(m): 7:25pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Evestar200: DIDNT RECEIVE ANYONE 4RM MY DAD CUZ I DIDNT GREW UP TO SEE OR KNW HOW MY DAD LOOK LIKE Eh ya! Sorry.....It is well with U |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by abaaynla(m): 7:26pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Supersonic igbati |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 7:31pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
THUNDEROUS!!! Totally reminds me of the slap my dad gave me when I was 10yrs old. I never believed he would slap me that hard cos I was his favorite kid. Mehn, that day, I was temporarilly deaf and blind at the same time. I had to ask him if he was my real dad amidst tears when he came to apologise. . .  He still reminds me of that question I asked till today. . . |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 7:38pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
One word cannot describe my dad's slap one slap will give you temporary paralysis, partial blindness and memory loss. |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by hayweezee(m): 7:43pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
The slap sends me back to my default settings ;DThe slap sends me back to my default settings |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by vocalistkelly(f): 7:48pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
I wouldnt know,cos ive never recieved a slap from my dad... |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Nobody: 7:48pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Never slapped me. Preferred weapons were sticks from guava and red cherries. |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Pdizzle(m): 7:49pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
gist4real: One word cannot describe my dad's slap one slap will give you temporary paralysis, partial blindness and memory loss.hahahahahahaha |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by hyelhira: 7:57pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
"Restore factory setting" 1 Like |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by Chebaby2: 8:03pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
wonderful |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by oluwatomijoy(f): 8:11pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Gbaragada. Sounds like tunder dat wl distroy nepa transformer. |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by otipoju(m): 8:18pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
"Silent Night" At first it was pitch dark, then twinkle twinkle little stars, then I screamed loudly,but no sound came out...guess the first thing a soldier learns is how to gave star inducing slaps . RIP Baba...wish you stayed a little longer so I could tease you endlessly. |
| Re: Describe Your Dad's Slap In One Word by 7footre(m): 8:24pm On Jul 16, 2013 |
Legendary! |
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