Listen, guys, now we know why Pamela
Anderson made her transplants: to make
us healthier. "Angels of mercy" like Jordan
just prolong our life and Hugh Hefner
knows it.
A German research published in New
England Journal of Medicine and Weekly
World News said that men staring at
women's breasts in fact prolong their
lives with years.
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms
of a well-endowed female such as
Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is
equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-
out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a
gerontologist.
The team led by Weatherby was made up
of researchers at three hospitals in
Frankfurt, Germany, and found this
results after monitoring for 5 years the
health of 200 male subjects, half of whom
were asked to look at busty females daily,
while the other half had to abstain from
doing so.
For five years, the boob oglers presented
a lower blood pressure, slower resting
pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary
artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart
pumping and improves blood circulation.
There's no question: Gazing at large
breasts makes men healthier. Our study
indicates that engaging in this activity a
few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke
and heart attack in half." said Weatherby,
who even recommended that men aged
over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes
daily admiring breasts sized "-cup" or
larger.
She said that this was as healthy as going
to the gym for 30 minutes daily and
prolonged a man's life by five years.
"We believe that by doing so consistently,
the average man can extend his life four
to five years." said Weatherby.
This is indeed a very serious reason for
men to enjoy without shame those
midnight TV shows, download low-budget
women-in-prison movies and collect such
instructive and health beneficial
magazines like Playboy and Hustler.
Note: This is, obviously (and
unfortunately), just a joke...