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Scriptural Toasting by Ijeleigbo(op): 9:42am On Jul 19, 2013
BOY: Do u have a boyfriend?

GIRL: Nope, I don't have one.

BOY: Gen2:18 The Lord God said, It is not
good for a man to be alone. I will make
a
helper suitable for him.” GIRL: But I don't
love you.

BOY: 1 John 4:8 Whoever does not love
does not know God, because God is
love."

GIRL: & how do I know you mean those
words.

BOY: Matthew 12:34 For out of the
abundance of the heart the mouth
speaks."

GIRL: But how can I be sure that you're
loyal & honest?

BOY: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will
pass away, but my words will never pass
away."

GIRL: But why me? There are a lot of
girls
out there.

BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do
noble things, but you surpass them all."

GIRL: But what is in me that you like?

BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are
altogether beautiful, my darling; there
is no
flaw in you."

GIRL: But I'm not all that beautiful, u're
exaggerating.

BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is
deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a
woman who
fears the Lord is to be praised."

GIRL: What happens if I say yes.

BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man shall
leave his father and his mother & hold
fast
to his wife, & they shall become one
flesh."

GIRL: How come you know the
scriptures
this much

BOY: Joshua 1:8 " This book of the Law
shall not depart from your mouth, but
you
shall meditate on it day and night, so
that you may be careful to do all that is
written
in it. For then you will make your way
prosperous and you will have good
success."

GIRL: wooow, I can see u really love
God.

BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see that
the Lord is good! Blessed is the man
who
takes refuge in Him.

GIRL: mmm. Ok please give me time to
think about it.

BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally brethren,
whatever is true, whatever is
honourable, whatever is just, whatever
is pure,
whatever is lovely, whatever is
commendable, if there is any
excellence, if
there is anything worthy of praise, think
about these things."

GIRL: oww I love you already BOY:
Revelation 22:21 "Amen
Re: Scriptural Toasting by tonnieblaise(m): 10:17am On Jul 19, 2013
copy copy...*tongues out*

We've read it here b4....not quite long

Anyway,f2c sha
Re: Scriptural Toasting by Danhumprey: 10:17am On Jul 19, 2013
LOL......Scriptural toasting indeed! grin
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