sexymoma: I cant forget the day i took ma mum's meat in darkness, she was like ' e gba mi talo mu eran'

Every_LadY:


OMG!This got me cracking honestly.How did u do that?@ what age?lolz!

... I was like 10 or 11.... my mama beat me so tey ...she say na her enemies send me... hin say the enemies wan use me get her.... and no be so... I was just upset cars were overtaking us...

smudge2079:
i once murdered another person with my tongue
i once raped a gal in my heart
i caused d apocalyse
i once i once...d list is endless #THIS IS MY CONFESSION

iamswizz: I remembered when i was in Nursery 2.. A teacher was marking notebooks while i was under the desk sampling a gals pant and going in..

We were fearless then o.

Chillisauce: I once stepped on a fish bone in my house, I didn't know who put it there...so I removed it from my foot and kept it in the foot-match located on the entrance of our sitting room...


Unfortunately, it was my dad that stepped on it.

See shouting

I didn't bother anyway, I wanted someone to feel the pain I felt ..

I was maybe 5 yrs anyway. Now am a good lad

Lilimax: Can't forget the day I carried my classmate's school bag and hid it in a dust bin.
I was in primary four.
I still joined the search team that went looking for the bag .
I later brought out the bag secretly when rain have destroyed all the books.
Thank goodness I've changed

ayyoshert: i used to be a dare devil wayback then with my elder brother and other neighbour kids,
my dad used to keep a dane gun then, i used to threaten other young kids with it, forming 'FADEYI OLORO' for those who watched the popular yoruba episode ARELU back then in the west, atimes i will go to my father's closet to steal/sip some of his Scotch whiskey, d day i was caught, hmmm beating was so much, other very dangerous things like first to climb a three storey building; beating to pulp any goat that enters the compound; imitating superman by tying my mums wrapper around my neck and jumping from the high balcony wall; catching lizards and cutting the neck off. So so many horrible rough play that i would'nt want my child to do. Now being a parent, i really ponder on the kind of stress we must have caused our parents in those days.

kayfx2: There was this short path leading to the other street in front of my house...Usually, people do take the path to avoid a stretched treck. We had two fierce looking dogs then....i Intentionally release them when i spot passers...U need to see the look on their faces when they see the dogs approaching..i stopped when an old woman somersaulted like twice trying to flee...hehehehe

LausDeo: Terrorized lizards in d neighborhood along wit my frnds. Smoked paper,mat stick nd real cigarette. I once stole sporting waves frm a woman's shop cos I wntd waves so badly (i stl imagine wat wld av happened if i had got caught cos d place far small frm my house). And we had this thing for stealing tyres.it seemed d more u had d higher ur level so we usually got into fights over tyre. A neighbour once left dia tap open nd went out.we blocked d outlet nd by d time dey came bk dia house was a swimming pool. Bt we helped dem wit d clean up sha nd used d opportunity to recover our seized footballs. A lot of bad tins we did then. I am a good boy now. I thank God for my life. I cnt say d same for some of my frnds frm bk dem.

teeo: I stole my mum's money a lot to play PS1.

Growing up my sis used to over power me when we fight until i discovered how best to use my teeth, i could bite like crazy .
That was then sha...

Jankoller: Part 1.
Stole money from my step-mothers' purse to implicate my half-brothers.
Thrown a big stone into our pot of stew, my dad was served the stone(see fight that day).
One day, i deflated my daddy's tire because he refused to give me ten naira.
I once injected a very hot iron into our neighboor's goat. The goat died that day.
All this happened while i was in primary school.
Part 2.
Whenever i was asked by my mother to hawk fish against my wish, i'll sell part of it,dash my friend the rest and spend the money on renting of keke baba idowu.
Stole my daddy's twenty thousand naira and dash our neighboor the stolen money. I was beaten and our neighboor was taken to police station.
I mixed grinded pepper in my sister's powder because she reported me to my dad. The list is endless. I'm now a bettter person.

missberrypop5: my aunt was always on my nerves. Sometimes she cane me telling the truth of her wrong doings. And what pains me most is that my parents never flogged her, not knowing they were respecting her because she was a grown-up. So i decided to punish her myself. I took hot sauce, mixed it with water and dropped it on her coloured pants so that she won't notice it. One fateful day, she wore it while going for lectures, and my dad had to pick her from school that day. I couldn't help laughing when i saw her walk in our door that day. She walked like her "honey well" was swollen and burning. God Have Mercy On me.

joeace2020:
i once spat and farted in my brothers food
i once put cockroach in the soup meant for the house
i once burst dads tire so we wouldnt go to school and i succeded.
i once stole mums money and set my other brodas up by distributing it into their pockets.

over to you

nazablossom:
one woman kept a whole bunch of banana at our neighbors, she didn't come back to collect it,we started eating the banana small small till it finished leaving only the empty bunch,the woman later came and there was No banana to carry. crucified lizards to a tree, put pepper on a cane and used I'd to bit the he'll out of our goat.

olamideayodeji1:


ur name should be changed to ESUBIYI (meaning the devil gave birth to this)

joeace2020:
i once spat and farted in my brothers food
i once put cockroach in the soup meant for the house
i once burst dads tire so we wouldnt go to school and i succeded.
i once stole mums money and set my other brodas up by distributing it into their pockets.

over to you

annoymous:
I was a very evil child

Stole random things - money from my moms purse, meat from the pot

When I was like 6 or 7, I went and fondled my cousin's breazt while she was sleeping (see maximum beating, even months after the incident. But she didn't report me)

I fingerred my seat mate in pry 1. I even told her to stop wearing pant to school sef. Until the amebo that was sitting behind us discovered and threatened to report to Aunty.

I peeped on people in the bathroom too o. I even installed a mirror on the ceiling at the edge so I could peep from the adjoining room.

Wallahi if I catch my child doing any of these enh, I wee beat nonsense out of him. I must delete this post 2mao sef just incase he ever knows my moniker

i buried a live chicken with her chicks