Still thinking about the worst i did..

uj_sizzle: I tortuted animals. Injected lizard with water till they were twice their size.

Tore our cushion with razor, broke our neighbours' window playing ball alone and when kasala burst everyone blamed my brothers. I kept quiet.

I was given biscuits for my siblings n myself, i hid it and ate it all myself.

I always hard broken items with sharp edges in my bag. It tortured my aunt, always cut her fingers. She's making me pay for it now though

sounds like what guys will do

chaircover: I can never forget this one . . .

A guest brought a bag of very sharp Ijebu gari for my parents. They weren't in so I took the gari and just put it in my room.

I ate the whole thing little by little without telling my parents. I told my mum years later sha!

lmao
Gaari of all things.
Reminds me of a cousin who was coming to stay with my family for some days. Her dad bought her two loaves bread to give to the house when she arrives. She ate a loaf and half before she got in

I Was a Frotteur!!!

I smoked Benson and Edges...
Smoked paper
Smoked Mat sticks
Damn!!!

i remembered falling sick and laying allegation on my class mate in kg2, the dude later got expelled, however, karma caught up wit me and in ss2, i was expelled from school. karma is alive and active

In the night, my sibs n I will sit in front of my moms store to scare pple wit a belt tied to a string, wen we pull they always tot it was a big snake,still remember d church pple dat ran and trew dia bible away one person twisted an ankle and d woman hu stopped and started beggin d belt in yoruba tongue. Twas really fun for us.

I threw my macmillan reading text away because it was old,rough and I wanted another one then I lied that it was stolen in my class.
My teacher and classmates suffered.
My mum had to buy another one.

uj_sizzle: I tortuted animals. Injected lizard with water till they were twice their size.

Tore our cushion with razor, broke our neighbours' window playing ball alone and when kasala burst everyone blamed my brothers. I kept quiet.

I was given biscuits for my siblings n myself, i hid it and ate it all myself.

I always hard broken items with sharp edges in my bag. It tortured my aunt, always cut her fingers. She's making me pay for it now though

Badt Badt Badt Girl,I also did those things tooo!

...those silly times, ......watchin ma Sis and neighbours in bathrooms and in †ђε room' while dressin ΰp - through the doors.

It was a very/2x bad habit sha. It would have been stupid if caught those years, cos I was kinda ''smart and sensitive''

#DevilIsABastad

Gone are the days when we used to say that the evil that men live after them now the reverse is the case you that commit that evil suffer it before u die lets try to leave good legacy

teeo: I stole my mum's money a lot to play PS1.

Growing up my sis used to over power me when we fight until i discovered how best to use my teeth, i could bite like crazy .
That was then sha...

ARE YOU SUAREZ?

lepasharon:

sounds like what guys will do

I had older brothers and too many of their friends around. Influence!

I bad oooooooo!
Son of Man don change sha
1)Tortured animals
2)Told so many lies
3)Killed some of our neighbor's fowl for no just reason
4)Beat up some young Lads on the same street with me.
5)So many mischievous acts,that I've lost count..............

kunlesehan: .

busted!

joeace2020: i once spat and farted in my brothers food
i once put cockroach in the soup meant for the house
i once burst dads tire so we wouldnt go to school and i succeded.
i once stole mums money and set my other brodas up by distributing it into their pockets.

over to you

I hope the demons that possessed you in your early days have been exorcised.

Rolly83:

Badt Badt Badt Girl,I also did those things tooo!

I hated those Writing books. The last time my dad gave me money for it...#90 then, i spent it all on biscuits, kulikuli, baba dudu and ice creams. Good 'ol days i tell ya

shina rambo is a learner compared to my younger self.
only God can forgive me.

who put that shit on the handle of our head master's door is still a mystery.
the whole school was flogged except the real culprit. cause culprit was sick and taking medication at the sick bay when the flogging massacre was going on.

early morning same day next week it happened again!
this time, they just had to preach to the students on good ethics.
culprit didnt come to school that day.
culprit branched to a game house on tge road to school

I was a very evil child

Stole random things - money from my moms purse, meat from the pot

When I was like 6 or 7, I went and fondled my cousin's breazt while she was sleeping (see maximum beating, even months after the incident. But she didn't report me)

I fingerred my seat mate in pry 1. I even told her to stop wearing pant to school sef. Until the amebo that was sitting behind us discovered and threatened to report to Aunty.

I peeped on people in the bathroom too o. I even installed a mirror on the ceiling at the edge so I could peep from the adjoining room.

Wallahi if I catch my child doing any of these enh, I wee beat nonsense out of him. I must delete this post 2mao sef just incase he ever knows my moniker

* at 8, I used to get involved in the 'mummy & daddy' role play..which led to my discovery of the 'forbidden fruit'
*@ 9, I smashed my neighbour's windscreen during a 'cop & robber' play session that went haywire..
* @9, i guessed the combination lock code of my dad's suitcase, and stole his money at random to buy toy cars from a nearby supermarket.
* @10; i bored a hole on my cousin's room door with a screwdriver so that i could take '10%' when he got freaky with his babes...
*@11, i used to throw money on the ground just to bend down and peep when i see girls/ladies sitting with their 'door' ajar...
#GodForgiveMe

i once murdered another person with my tongue
i once raped a gal in my heart
i caused d apocalyse
i once i once...d list is endless #THIS IS MY CONFESSION

teeo: I stole my mum's money a lot to play PS1.

Growing up my sis used to over power me when we fight until i discovered how best to use my teeth, i could bite like crazy .
That was then sha...

suarez

joeace2020: i once spat and farted in my brothers food
i once put cockroach in the soup meant for the house
i once burst dads tire so we wouldnt go to school and i succeded.
i once stole mums money and set my other brodas up by distributing it into their pockets.

over to you

Hmmm...you be real bad pikin o.

Put cockroach in the soup meant for the house? You were an evil genius while growing up. Lol

Damn i did so many evil tins...
I bullied animals, murdered the lizards in ma compound just for fun,,

oh yeah, there's this trick i learned(anytime a nylon mistakenly got caught up on a hen's leg, the hen runs like crazy),
so one day i grabbed a hen,tied a nylon to its leg, then throws it up in the air, gosh, this bítch runs around withs its tail between the legs...

Chillisauce: I once stepped on a fish bone in my house, I didn't know who put it there...so I removed it from my foot and kept it in the foot-match located on the entrance of our sitting room...


Unfortunately, it was my dad that stepped on it.

See shouting

I didn't bother anyway, I wanted someone to feel the pain I felt ..

I was maybe 5 yrs anyway. Now am a good lad

wicked boy........lol

joeace2020: i once spat and farted in my brothers food
i once put cockroach in the soup meant for the house
i once burst dads tire so we wouldnt go to school and i succeded.
i once stole mums money and set my other brodas up by distributing it into their pockets.

over to you

OMG! Devil cant do more . #Justkidding









no, I mean it!

nailed lizards to the cross and stabbed them on the left side

i also had pyromania... a tendency to set things on fire for the fun of it. Among my victims were rats, roaches, earthworms and occassionally snakes..
* I almost set the house on fire twice..

Damn... I have changed a lot sha...:

1) Thieving money for play station 2 from mumsy... and then setting up my younger ones to pay for my deed. (Dem still love me to bits sha)
2) Fought a lot with other kids in the area especially after soccer.
3) A girl got expelled from school because of me. (was partly my fault)
4) Runzzing some area chikalas for backyard in the dark
5) Bullied animals a lot... but stopped on the day I was chased by one big ram.

hahaha the list plenty o, but man pikin dey change!!

Some pple re devil for real

Make i just keep quiet, make i no talk.b'cos with all these confession self, i think i have hope...cos i was seeing myself as a badt boy bt with all this post..mehn i'm trying

I once shot a boy's skull with caterpot...blood started gushing out...the mum entered my house because both were gowin to church on a sunday..omo see gobe. I denied,but my non-verbal communication let the cat outta the bag.



I often do 'operation' on Lizards.

I'm very bad ooo. #teamLastborn.

I did lots of stuff....

I cut off the finger nail area of my left thumb....like seriously, though accidental...
Countless occation I have injected chikens, lizards and even rats with either
Kerosene or various concoction that contains even soapy water.....it have tayed since I started seeing bird flu, cos I tell u, the chiken go just de rotate 1 place with its head up.
I tore through various animals anatomy for fun.