DON'T WORRY MA, WE WILL SET UP A COMMITTEE TO LOOK INTO THE MATTER

N:B.........UNDERTAKERS PLEASE APPLY IMMEDIATELY!

calebo10: God catch am, she is the next to die a misterious death. In Jesus name.

thou shall not use the name of the lord ur God in vain,our dear mod.please dnt allow such an uncivilised comment in this house, else u peple will ve a share of the "KARMA"wen it strikes.R I P Grandma!May God bless all of us.

Okiki_Oluwa: RIP mama to Dame Patience.
Last Bullet: My eyes must talk wetin e see. That Dame's belle na Badoo size!

Hw d belle size take affect d cost of flight ticket to ma village?

Death is a necessary end that comes when it will.
It baffles me whenever people are making unnecessary
noise about death as if they will live forever.
Remember that all iron will pass through furnace.
We should pray for the repose of her soul.
Ma, may your soul and the souls of all departed rest in peace.
Amen

By Monday a Presidential commitee will be setup to see to the burial of the dead mother. Dickson of bayelsa state will be on hand to organise the beauty peagant and will be supported by Miss Banner his SA on bedmatters in honour of the foster dead mother. Most likely we expect Wike, Bipi, Akpabio and Uduaghan to take full responsibilities of carrying the coffin on their shoulders to perform the macabe spiritual dance as that reponsibility has been zoned to the south-south. The sewing of the Yoruba ashebi dresses will be for akala, mulikat and Abati for the south west zone. The running around and peace shuttles round the country to see that the security situation is water tight will be done by babagida aliyu, nyako, kwankwaso, wamakko and tambuwal as its zoned to the north. The lady voiced man (Peter Obi) and Elechi will organise the masquaredes for display on behalf of the south east. Amaechi will lead other governors to a match past to honour the late woman. We urge all APC governors to attend the match past since she was once a children... May her soul rest in peace.
More to come soon.

calebo10: God catch am, she is the next to die a misterious death. In Jesus name.

WEN U POINT SOME ONE WIT A FINGER, THE OTHER FINGERS WILL FACE YOU. So be wise

How una dey my people?

Like I care! My only bother is more taxes will go into the lavish burial ceremony and owambe to follow. Watch as they begin to invite dignatries and foreign guests now.

Y do peepz hate so much 4 no reason? Check again,U̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ bp jst de raise. Nawa!

Policewoman: I LOVE HER BRAZILIAN HAIR

what of peruvian and Indian Hair

biggit if she buys helicopter for her, won't you open your rotten to shout . some of u contributors are just aboki shoe shinner, Almajiris . ur head needs mental check

Whatever the other faction go bury on that road around 2am potent die!!

Se as e kill Patience foster mum

[color=#990000][/color] R.I.P mama. But come to think of it,a lot of people who are nobody in the society has lost their lives on this same road, yet port harcourt people no hear about dem talk of Bayelsa wey be our neighbor......... Na wah ooooo......
Its good to be a celebrity oooooo.
Hope say partial no go dey for heaven to judge the NOBODIES and CELEBRITIES sha.............

Policewoman: I LOVE HER BRAZILIAN HAIR

useless policewoman. Akpamu

JUST SO SAD THAT NIGER-DELTA ROADS ARE AMONG THE POOREST IN THE COUNTRY. DID ANYONE SEE MY PLATE OF BEANS?

Ehyaaa! May the Soul of the departed Rest in Peace..

Its so unfortunate she lost her Foster mother at this time when she is receiving a lot of bashing from the press as to her involvement in the Rivers state house of Assemby crisis..

The dead has gone to the land of the great beyond, let the living live and do good remembering that one day we all would die.

Let PEJ and GEJ stop using Powers inappropriately.. Let them stop tormenting Amechi..

Let them Enjoy this first term and make the best of it and make people happy with their good works and stop clamouring for 2015 that is not sure, anybody can die anytime even B4 2015.. Let them face governance squarely and bring dividends of democracy to the people so the people can pray for them.. They should forget Reuben Abati and Labaran Maku and Doyin okupe, they are only licking their butts because if they don't do it, bread would cease to be on their table, those people would never say the truth to them.. Only Hungry people on the streets, only common man on the street would tell the first family in Nigeria the truth..

Unemployment is High
Insecurity is High
PHCN is a joke
Transportation by Air is luxury, Rail is non-existent.
Social security benefit is un-available.
Social insurance policy is not there.
Hunger and starvation is high.
Graduates are on the street with no un-employment benefits..

And to crown it all Religious in-tolerance amongst a people that is supposed to be united.. Where have you ever seen unity in division? Where...

May the soul of the departed Rest in Peace Amen.

May thunder fire any body that insult's the president again.

Presidential tears

Donlexino: May thunder fire any body that insult's the president again.

May the lunacy that made you say this continually dwell with you.

wheesin: ANNOTHER EXPENSIVE BURIAL FOR NIGERIA...WE ARE TALKING MILLIONS HERE
?

and their salaries will provide well enough money.....

Another opportunity for the Drunkard Fisherman and his Shepopotamus of a wife to loot money- God help us

kingthreat:
May the lunacy that made you say this continually dwell with you.

and ur entire generation amen.

Donlexino: and ur entire generation amen.

Guy u must really be an idiot!

holycup: thou shall not use the name of the lord ur God in vain,our dear mod.please dnt allow such an uncivilised comment in this house, else u peple will ve a share of the "KARMA"wen it strikes.R I P Grandma!May God bless all of us.

God bless you for that thoughtful comment!

kingthreat:
May the lunacy that made you say this continually dwell with you.

infact na lunacy go dwell with ur entire generation forever