One thing:

I still like the fact that Jonathan still stuck to his wife, even if she is not polished.
Most Nigerian men, will never do that, especially when they attain prestigious positions. E.g.........................

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The President appears to be smiling. Is he really? If the answer is in the affirmative, can anyone say why?

Jesus of Nazareth is a man born of woman without a biological father but a foster Father.jesus of Okirika is a woman without a biological mother but foster mother.Hon Bipi may be right afterall.RIP mother of jesus.

Okija_juju: (Very important question Why are all those Banners inside the house carrying Patience' Picture?! Na she die?! Is that her Obituary pic or what?!

I still need the burial contract for the 'First Grandma'.. :'
I can supply the coffin, mourners aso-ebi and even people that will cry sef..

Na wa for una, you sha want this woman dead. When God has not said it is her time to go, a life has to be replaced for hers.

EPOMA:

Why is Goodluck looking drunk in this picture

so tell me how you look like? why calling your president drunk, yeye people full this forum.

Donlexino: infact na lunacy go dwell with ur entire generation forever

Goodluck will lose 2015 elections. Then I'll savor the fact that feeble souls like you will hang themselves. Bloody GEJ suporters, who advocate on their own detriments. Nonsense!!

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Nigeria's first lady Dame Patience Jonathan who lost her foster mother on Monday July 22nd in a fatal auto accident, cut short her trip to Geneva to return home to mourn. Patience Jonathan returned yesterday night and was received by her husband, the president's mother, Tony Anenih, Abdusalami Abubakar and many other dignitaries at the presidential villa in Abuja.


Source: Naijagaga

........and who is this gay man by the first lady? or, am I the only one seeing the picture? He can't be her brother I suppose.

Anyway, na my curiosity oooo..........lol!

EPOMA:

Why is Goodluck looking drunk in this picture

he's always drunk.. How do u expect him to look? Sober? No! Once a drunkard, always a drunkard!

Btruth:


........and who is this gay man by the first lady? or, am I the only one seeing the picture? He can't be her brother I suppose.

Anyway, na my curiosity oooo..........lol!

That is Jona's mother. Stop calling the First Grand mama of the Federation Gay.

Looking at Jonathan and his.wife, Jonathan is a man with low self esteem !!! For me I dnt care if patience lost her Mum we've all lost somebody !!! Aftermath if the roads were Good she wouldn't have died !!! Do not throw stone in market place it might meet ur mum in the market.as well !!! RIP Mama !!

RIP 1st gmama

Somebody tell evans bipi that Mary mother of God has died.

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Many hateful comments by sick members of Nairaland.
Anyone who mocks the bereaved is only mocking himself or herself.

chidindufrank: Yes, he has been crying,is normal for him to drink some shuts of kia kia as an african.your godfather Obama smokes but GEJ doesn't smoke. so drinking small kia kia is not a crime as long as he didn't steal your own. Moreover,his wife just arrived and you don't expect him not to take her on rounds of love making in order to clear her mind a bit.

you get mouth die my guy

R I P mama Patience.
No matter how old you were, your children will miss you.

adrainuche: Looking at Jonathan and his.wife, Jonathan is a man with low self esteem !!! For me I dnt care if patience lost her Mum we've all lost somebody !!! Aftermath if the roads were Good she wouldn't have died !!! Do not throw stone in market place it might meet ur mum in the market.as well !!! RIP Mama !!

but what has Jonathan's self esteem got to do with the death of his M I L?

Can. Somone please put PEJ cell phone number here for ♍ƺ I want to suppy Ogogoro ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊ Hemp I Promise to Bring original grade .1 am getting supplies from a reliable sourrce in Sapele !!information reaching I'd that militants are taking positions ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊ will need kainkain ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊ hemp to charge up,,

[quote author=Orikinla]Many hateful comments by sick members of Nairaland.
Anyone who mocks the bereaved is only mocking himself or herself.

No one is mocking anyone just that whoever gain either directly or indirectl from the ongoing national
Looting will continue to experience woes ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊ calamity in their family old ĄЙd̶̲̥̅̊ young .

That is tony anenih, and by the way he is not beside her, he is behind her, licking her ass.

Btruth:


........and who is this gay man by the first lady? or, am I the only one seeing the picture? He can't be her brother I suppose.

Anyway, na my curiosity oooo..........lol!

Laugh won kill me here ooooooo on una post.RIP mama patienc

What followed the death of the foster mother of Patience Jonathan reminds me of one thing: death is a leveler. It makes every one equal. Her corpse was deposited in Kpaima Mortuary, Elechi Beach, Mile 1, Diobu, Port-Harcourt; the same mortuary that dead okada men and those knocked down by vehicles are deposited. The distance from where she died in Elele to the mortuary is somewhat far, but it was not a hinderance. This was the same woman that was flown to Germany for treatment sometimes this year, when some people with the same sickness could not afford to buy drugs at a road side chemist.
The world is vanity.

AmBeautiful: One thing:

I still like the fact that Jonathan still stuck to his wife, even if she is not polished.
Most Nigerian men, will never do that, especially when they attain prestigious positions. E.g.........................

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Does she have a biological mother
More foster relative.... Remember. She doesn't have a good pedegree. What do we expect.
Was she trained!

illicit: did anyone else catch d phrase "foster mother"? So it isnt her biological
mum?

R.I.P MAMA DAME!

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Policewoman: I LOVE HER BRAZILIAN HAIR

If this is our first lady hmmmm. Nigeria is in trouble.

May her soul rest in peace.

her mama die, she dey fix such a sharp hair. no be brazilian be that? nonsense. she no look like person wey dey mourn.