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Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by geolabious(m): 9:06am On Jul 26, 2013
The 2009 ASUU strike that lasted for 109 days brought out the best and worst in the lives of many students. When students resumed, many female students came with ENGAGEMENT RINGS and PROTRUDED BELLY.

After 9months, THOSE BELLIES produced names like: ASUKA, ASUBIKE, ASUFUNMI, ASULIMA, ABISASU, BANKASUU, ASUUSEYI, ASUULABI…

This year’s ASUU strike, I hope it wont produce another wonder,especially now that the WEATHER is favorable [cold tinz]. So, we won’t get to see babies’ names like: HARMATANASUU, ASUUSEYI, MOJEREASUU, ASUUGBEMIGA, ASUUTUNDE, ASUUFIFEHANMI, TOLASUU, IFEASUU…and so on… lolz add yours.

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Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by Oyinprince(m): 9:38am On Jul 26, 2013
lol, ASUSEGUN, ASUNIFEMI
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by Nobody: 1:03pm On Jul 26, 2013

Is this supposed to be funny?
angry
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by Lordave: 1:11pm On Jul 26, 2013
ASUUSEUN
ASUUMUKINA2
ASUU4EVA
ASUUSEXKILLZ and
ASUUHARAM

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Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by mancheeutd(m): 1:18pm On Jul 26, 2013
lol thats funny i love it
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by Nobody: 1:19pm On Jul 26, 2013
careytommy:
Is this supposed to be funny?
angry

like seriously, i really wonder

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Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by IlCapitano(m): 1:46pm On Jul 26, 2013
Mschew...Corpses tell better jokes.

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Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by gbengaaina(m): 1:56pm On Jul 26, 2013
undecided grin my man you really tried,more power to your elboq cool
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by Sicozone(m): 2:39pm On Jul 26, 2013
dz guy no go kill me wit laf oooo........OLUWAGBEMILASUUGA
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by premlove(m): 2:40pm On Jul 26, 2013
Let for once forget about ASUU and fg and have fun
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by Nobody: 3:31pm On Jul 26, 2013
Asuutope
Asuutunde
Modupeasuu
Asuutimilehin
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by bunmioguns(m): 3:45pm On Jul 26, 2013
nice joke cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by Nobody: 3:54pm On Jul 26, 2013
Asuulina
Asuudele
Asuuchukwu
Asuutima
Asuuere
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by Stiphler: 4:33pm On Jul 26, 2013
those mad about this. Are you knocked up again or what?
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by Phemorinho(m): 4:34pm On Jul 26, 2013
big yawn
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by ChuckNorris007(m): 8:21pm On Jul 26, 2013
Il Capitano: Mschew...Corpses tell better jokes.
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by Nobody: 11:07pm On Jul 26, 2013
Il Capitano: Mschew...Corpses tell better jokes.
If u tink it wasn't funny, y not try d next thread instead of demoralising d op. If dis joke didn't make u to even smile, then it means ur problem is greater dan d joke nd even basket mouth wil find it difficult 2 amuse u.
SMH
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by geolabious(m): 3:02am On Jul 27, 2013
chindi:
If u tink it wasn't funny, y not try d next thread instead of demoralising d op. If dis joke didn't make u to even smile, then it means ur problem is greater dan d joke nd even basket mouth wil find it difficult 2 amuse u.
SMH

Remain Blessed Bro.
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by Nobody: 7:17am On Jul 27, 2013
AsuuGeolabious(m)AsuuGeolabious(m)AsuuGeolabious(m)
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by IlCapitano(m): 10:50am On Jul 27, 2013
chindi:
If u tink it wasn't funny, y not try d next thread instead of demoralising d op. If dis joke didn't make u to even smile, then it means ur problem is greater dan d joke nd even basket mouth wil find it difficult 2 amuse u.
SMH
Demoralising? If he's demoralised that's no fault of mine. He should man up and grow a pair. I ain't got any problems.
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by Oyinprince(m): 1:44pm On Jul 27, 2013
Lordave: ASUUSEUN
ASUUMUKINA2
ASUU4EVA
ASUUSEXKILLZ and
ASUUHARAM
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by Oyinprince(m): 1:46pm On Jul 27, 2013
Haters evrywhere
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by vb0mb(m): 3:55pm On Jul 27, 2013
ASUUNTA
GARRISSU
CHIASUU
OGHENEASUU
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by pesty100(m): 9:37pm On Jul 27, 2013
asuubike
asuudeji
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by geolabious(m): 10:43pm On Jul 27, 2013
Oyinprince: Haters evrywhere
Yes ooo.

@all. Fanks for ur comment
Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by jbblues24(m): 5:29pm On May 31, 2019
Extra fabulous!! lipsrsealed

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