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Love Hospital by Olumide7(m): 11:47am On May 26, 2006 |
Hey, this is Olumide the love Doctor. Post all your love troubles here and I will prescribe the best love medicines for you. According to statistics, these love medicines I've given to people have worked 98 percent of the times. (I'm not exaggerating here.) so who's first. Please note that you must come back to give your testimony under this topic once the love medicine has worked for you. Thanks |
Re: Love Hospital by glodave(f): 4:05pm On May 26, 2006 |
love hospital! i hope it will work |
Re: Love Hospital by BigShishi(m): 4:13pm On May 26, 2006 |
love doctor, i need a nice naija girl i can get married to, i've met a lot of girls , naija, oyinbo, mammywater, but pkaka, nothing to write home about, i'm also scared of falling in love but then i'll also like to get married in next 2 years/, the naija gurls in london are just crazy and every year i go to naija and realise those ones are just ARISTOCRATED, was i born to be a player?? abeg love dotor, operate my wahala, i dey beg |
Re: Love Hospital by kimba(m): 5:15pm On May 26, 2006 |
naija, oyinbo, mammywater? mammywater? |
Re: Love Hospital by ThoniaSlim(f): 5:23pm On May 26, 2006 |
hhm still thinking |
Re: Love Hospital by Olumide7(m): 8:15am On May 30, 2006 |
'tsup big sisi, U are suffering from naijagirlatulosis(All the naija girls u have met are not good enough) this is probably because u r expecting every nigerian girl to be a saint, u can't expect a nigerian girl living in the UK to have the same behaviour as one living in Nigeria, obviously the environment has a role to play. U said the naija girls in the UK are just crazy, may be the ones u've met, I've met a lot of them in the UK and believe me they're not. So, I think the prtoblem is from you. My prescription for you is to change ur approach towards them (naija girls in the UK) and picture them from a different angle, picture them as just any other girl and you will be fine. Since u have been battling to find a naija girl, another thing to do is to expand your horizons and wait for that special person to come ur way, Naija or not. U need to sit down and ponder the question- Were you born to be a player? NO! If you are a player, you made urself one. So change that. Come back to give ur testimony. The Love Doctor. |
Re: Love Hospital by BigShishi(m): 10:52am On May 30, 2006 |
Name is Shishi, Big shishi and not sisi ,. I have taken on board your advice and i'm viewing the naija girls in the uk in a different light but FIAM!!! NA STILL DI SAME OL TORI. Naija gal wey me i don jam for hia and for naija sef, dem too dey like money, dem too dey like do dis 'i be independent woman' nonsense and still dem go still like 2 dey chop man pikin money'. I dey wan woman wey no dey too like money, wey get yansh like Mama shukulubi wey dey sell igbekere for my area dat time i dey naija, wey get figure pas Omotola Jolade and hin face resemble african shikita number one , and dey command grammar like my padi, Paa Kofi hin woman, abeg love dokita, e don tey small wey i don discharge dis tin wey dey worry me for waist, even female she goat do dey inside trouble if i jam am Every time i see omoge for bus-stop, na so my opa-faaji go just rise, tanda like nepa pole, i no get money to dey toast ashawo and all di small small opkeke wey dey my street dey fear me as i don sample all of them finish llike say i dey drink 5 alive. Abeg help me o papa!!, if i no get woman before this week finish, i no know wetin i go fit do. Big Shishi |
Re: Love Hospital by Rhodalyn(f): 10:54am On May 30, 2006 |
hey! Big sisi Na wah 4 this love doctor O!! |
Re: Love Hospital by BigShishi(m): 11:21am On May 30, 2006 |
rodalynken , don't hijack this thread |
Re: Love Hospital by beyunce(f): 12:03pm On May 30, 2006 |
Na wa oh Anyways love doctor hop u solve the problem's in ur love life before trying to solve that of NL |
Re: Love Hospital by Rhodalyn(f): 12:36pm On May 30, 2006 |
Big Shishi:U know me dont U?? |
Re: Love Hospital by Olumide7(m): 6:53am On Jun 02, 2006 |
Big Sisi, there's no remedy for ur disease. I tried my best for u. I help with love issues not how to get a girl. If my first prescription couldn't work for u, nothing can. Sorry man!. The only advice I can give you now is to be patient, the special one will come ur way one day, this has worked for many people. Cheers The Love Doc. |
Re: Love Hospital by BigShishi(m): 10:35am On Jun 02, 2006 |
Love doctor, you sound like my mama!!, i need some real help, |
Re: Love Hospital by Olumide7(m): 2:55pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
You need divine intervention! |
Re: Love Hospital by BigShishi(m): 2:59pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
Don't worry i have already contaced IYA ABEOKUTA META, |
Re: Love Hospital by eveseh(f): 4:09pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
i need a trusted man |
Re: Love Hospital by BigShishi(m): 4:11pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
eveseh, why don't u get hitched with shish, |
Re: Love Hospital by eveseh(f): 4:14pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
Big Shishi: hmmmmmmmmmmm is shish a trusted man? |
Re: Love Hospital by ToyM28(f): 4:18pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
love doc, no vex if i i soming on ur site oh. i no dey hijack. @biggy, y dont u stop lookng for in london nd try parts of d uk. manchester, essex. belive me plenty dey. nd its a known fact dat galz leavng outside london re generally, not as nasty as SOME galz leavng in london. try it out. |
Re: Love Hospital by BigShishi(m): 4:18pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
i AM A TRUSTED MAN, I ALWAYS GET UNTRUSTED WOMEN!! |
Re: Love Hospital by ToyM28(f): 4:28pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
Love doc i need ur own advice now. Is it ok if i tell my bloke i love him, even if m not sure of my emotions, nd i'm pretty sure m just rebounding? Cuz he's being pestering me with yucky love lines nd honestly i dont really like yucky love stuff. |
Re: Love Hospital by BigShishi(m): 4:32pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
Tom28, maybe u can help me!!, this love doctor is just trying to help the ladies!! |
Re: Love Hospital by eveseh(f): 4:44pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
Big Shishi: ok than,let's hooked up |
Re: Love Hospital by BigShishi(m): 5:12pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
tell me what u got to offerBig shishi, apart from the obvious |
Re: Love Hospital by eveseh(f): 5:13pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
Big Shishi: my body and soul |
Re: Love Hospital by BigShishi(m): 5:17pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
hmmm, interesting, okay, i'll offer you 3 things, love, lurve, and LUV!! |
Re: Love Hospital by eveseh(f): 5:18pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
Big Shishi: LOL that's cool, BUT TAKE THIS TO SHOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU,lol
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Re: Love Hospital by BigShishi(m): 5:21pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
damn! girl, that made me dizzy, so describe urself .to BIGshIshi |
Re: Love Hospital by eveseh(f): 5:23pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
Big Shishi: LOL LOL,so u dont even know whom u are talking to, too bad i wont describe myself,maybe u can check my profile |
Re: Love Hospital by BigShishi(m): 5:24pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
is that your pic, anyways u sound like the kind of situation i wanna get myself into |
Re: Love Hospital by eveseh(f): 5:35pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
Big Shishi: pls dont get yaself into it now maybe later |
Re: Love Hospital by BigShishi(m): 5:37pm On Jun 02, 2006 |
why u say dat luv? |
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