A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?'


The surprised Father answers, 'Well son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50 they are like onions'.

'Onions?'

'Yes, you see them and they make you cry'.

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'Willies' are there?'

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers ' Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s to 40s, it is like a birch, flexible and reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas Tree.'

'A Christmas Tree?'

'Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration

Thats baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Abbygyal

lol

damn!

lol

lol ahn ahn

@ bbc hamz
wetin dey

hmmmm,

abby girl,


there sum trees u aint seen yet,

am willin to take u on a private tour,
just u and me,
its exclusive




nice one girlfriend

@olulu
k am ready when u r ready
except 4 one thing!

Lol!

Am in stitches.

Still holding my belle. God! that was funny.

laff well dear, after the heart break, u need more than lafter

lol good one

Na wa o

for ur life?

For the Family Conversation

Abbygyal:

@olulu
k am ready when you're ready
except 4 one thing!

one thing?
hmmmmm

anythin 4u baby

nice one

thats a good one

thats a good one

jany:

thats a good one

cool

I just can't stop laughing

no be small thing.

Make una hold am oh

lol

how u dey iteun

why u dey cry?
dem tif ur sweet?

~lmao~

wetin dey lmao you?

lmao

@saucekid
dnt let me, , mind yourself

@abbygal
wetin do u?

@kenny pumpkin
are u alrite
just kiddin wats poppin jare my liitle bitch u knw i would always love u

WTF
which levels na abby? anywayz hw u dey?