My pick from Facebook..
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Elcapitan Decogrin > FGC IKOLE ALUMNI.
I was seriously in love with a girl but never had the guts to tell her. One night, at about 11pm, i summoned some courage and sent her an sms saying,'I love you so much, I wanna date u. Please reply and tell me how u feel.'
Few seconds later i received a message alert on his phone. I was sooo scared & tensed to open it that night, so i decided not to
check the reply until morning when i was less tensed.
When i woke up d next day, i said my prayers, did my morning chores, brushed my teeth, ate my breakfast, took my bath, combed
My hair, then climbed back into my bed and gently picked up my phone to read d message.
So i started reading.......Dear customer you have insufficient balance to complete your request. kindly recharge your account and try again......
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