"I have never been so
embarrassed in all my life,"
Susan uttered. "Sorry," Charlie said, "It just
happened." "Farting so loud that
everybody in the room stops
talking just happens?" she
mocked. "I had those burritos," Charlie
said, "I've never done that
before. Give me a break." "If it's not one thing it's
another with you," Susan said,
"Those were important
people." "Oh important, I forgot," he
said, "Posturing around people
we don't know who have no
relevance in what we do. Yes
that gets us ahead." "Those people can get us into
the Emerald club," Susan said,
"I've been trying to get us in
for years." "In order to pay the $4000 per
year dues, yes, very
important," Charlie mocked. "You know what your problem
is?" Susan asked. "This should be good," Charlie
said. "You're boring. You won't take
a risk. You won't meet people
to make connections," she
said. "Well I was thinking that
making those club connections
would be a little boring. Once
we got in that is. I'm just not
use to that posh upscale club
stuff," he said. "Boring," Susan said, "Boring
social life, boring sex life." "Never had complaints in the
sack before you," Charlie said,
"Perhaps you should examine
your own needs, however
extreme they may be." "Oh I know what this is about,"
Susan said, "I just asked you a
simple thing. I told you it was
ok if you say no, and that I still
love you either way. Let it go
Charlie." "My wife of 12 years wants to
spice up our sex lives by
involving outsiders," Charlie
said, "That's natural?" "Hey you were getting a
bargain," Susan said, "Two for
one. Me and my own younger
cousin. But I told you that I
didn't want to upset you and if
you didn't want it was totally ok. But you got all weird about
it."

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