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Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by Roland17(m): 2:01pm On Aug 11, 2013
Long life for my parents and siblings... I miss and love them dearly.
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by Godsate: 2:02pm On Aug 11, 2013
Success in everything
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by bayulll01(m): 2:04pm On Aug 11, 2013
What I need now is job$
Not just any job,but job that
Pursue poverty out of my generation to come
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by Nobody: 2:05pm On Aug 11, 2013
To
Be
Like
Jesus

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Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by victorv12(m): 2:05pm On Aug 11, 2013
I want to see him in form...I'm tired of hearing about him being omnipotent. If he's real, he should come down to prove himself. And again, poverty his killing his children in Africa, especially Nigeria. He should come down and find a solution to over 85 million people living in poverty in our country. His children are tirelessly waiting!
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by Nobody: 2:16pm On Aug 11, 2013
All of d above plus dis
1)i pray God sud soften ASUU's mind,xo dat they wud call off d strike dis week.
2)i pray sud heal my bf's granny,cos hez nt ready 2 lose ha yet.
3)i pray God wud arise on my behalf and disgrace,fight n dissapoint my enemies,both spiritual n phyiscal enemies..ijn i pray...amen

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Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by Nobody: 2:20pm On Aug 11, 2013
Money
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by serenegroup(m): 2:24pm On Aug 11, 2013
explosion of contracts
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by Lilimax(f): 2:24pm On Aug 11, 2013
Praying for safe trip at this moment.
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by cbjonstage(m): 2:25pm On Aug 11, 2013
where is my missing rib? and God said she is not far from u....i believe i ve track her position...brethren she smiles when i said nice things to her hearing...she agreed we shod meet & discuss any of d week days
Hallelujah
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by Bizibi(m): 2:26pm On Aug 11, 2013
I pray God give us a real leader and raise patriotic enterpreneurs who will contribute to the growth of this nation and thereby changing the mentality of most nigerians
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by winner95(m): 2:27pm On Aug 11, 2013
everything, bt above all I choose : Everlasting life smileyeverything, bt above all I choose : Everlasting life
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by Nobody: 2:29pm On Aug 11, 2013
To let his/her will be done
and to help me accept them. What else could I ask for?
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by delpharm(m): 2:30pm On Aug 11, 2013
everything smiley
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by B1ngo: 2:31pm On Aug 11, 2013
1 plate of indomie and 1 cup of chai
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by BANGERLEE1(m): 2:34pm On Aug 11, 2013
Evrytin
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by Nobody: 2:35pm On Aug 11, 2013
Ms_Steph: job nd a God fearing husband. (If u insult me I will cry o) cry
Oh urs is nt bad ,I thought u will say u will carry ur bags and go. Any Man that likes u,will nt want u to cry .
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by Nobody: 2:37pm On Aug 11, 2013
I ask God for my protection.
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by damlag(m): 2:37pm On Aug 11, 2013
God's intervention in ma business
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by MrCork: 2:38pm On Aug 11, 2013
addditional women! wink
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by ogejov(f): 2:41pm On Aug 11, 2013
I need his mercy
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by Nobody: 2:44pm On Aug 11, 2013
Good Job.
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by braveheart2012(m): 2:44pm On Aug 11, 2013
I am asking that God cures the blindness that's causing Nigerians to bang on the gates of heaven for their man-made problems. I am asking that God opens the eyes of the foolish masses that pool their widow's mites together to buy private jets for their pastors while they ply dilapidated, dangerous roads in danfo buses. I am asking God that he shows Nigerians that God isn't the solution to their many problems, that there will never be a miracle from heaven to deliver them from the jaws of the wolves that are devouring them and that they will need to use their God-given brains to join hands together to remove the thieves and criminals that are in power and elect leaders that will create the Nigeria they desire.

Amen.
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by errandsng: 3:02pm On Aug 11, 2013
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Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by baconline(m): 3:09pm On Aug 11, 2013
Dat I may know him
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by drdams: 3:14pm On Aug 11, 2013
Attention seeker, Mr. Cheap publicity..
Well u try, u got my attention..

seeing ur profile, I no wot u suffering from.
abu0710102013: In christainity they preach notin but prosterity thats all they know
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by AwesomeDaniel(m): 3:15pm On Aug 11, 2013
God's favor.
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by drdams: 3:22pm On Aug 11, 2013
U mean POSTERITY? Dont tank me cos I cant blame u, its nt ur modas tongue n u were nt educated in an english speaking sku.

Snh for d God u tink u r serving..
abu0710102013: In christainity they preach notin but prosterity thats all they know
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by drdams: 3:22pm On Aug 11, 2013
U mean POSTERITY? Dont tank me cos I cant blame u, its nt ur modas tongue n u were nt educated in an english speaking sku.

Smh for d God u tink u r serving..
abu0710102013: In christainity they preach notin but prosterity thats all they know
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by whitedove(m): 3:26pm On Aug 11, 2013
abu0710102013: In christainity they preach notin but prosterity thats all they know
yes! but in your religion they preach nothing but sexual perversion here and the hereafter(72 virgins,child marriage)suicide bombing,aint that enough?
Re: Its Sunday: What Are You Asking God For? by Nobody: 3:27pm On Aug 11, 2013
dr dams: U mean POSTERITY? Dont tank me cos I cant blame u, its nt ur modas tongue n u were nt educated in an english speaking sku.

Smh for d God u tink u r serving..
lolz..hapi sundai.fnx 4 yesterdai

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