"will you buy a cow? " made me fell into a gutter stil laughing

Kageyoshi, bienvenue. I've really missed ur hillarious work here. Pls try to update often.
Lmao. This really made my day.

Lol. Hilarious!

Oh my. Believe me i was down with flu before i read this, now the flu is gone!!!.

This is the funniest post I hav read on Nairaland. Just a word of advice. U shd protect this material via copywright. I wont b surprised if naija comedians start using this material as if they originated it. U r obviously VERY talented and shd find a way of making cool cash with ur talent. Just reading thru, I know u r smart/creative enough to devise a means. God bless!

Barely seeing sebon........... I immediately clicked on ur story,and trust me I was not disappointed,frm the days of,JONAH,EKAETTE.I knew I was in for another great work.Always short and straight to the point,Front page please

Why do I have to stumble across this work while eating this very peppered food from my mum. Men, u nearly kill me of laughter as this ur piece is hilariously humourus! Good work bro! Honestly innovative!

I know how it feels,I work at the cinemas and I remember a customer calling asking if Man of steel(superman) was a Nigerian film

I luv dis work. Plz do post more

arrigato for this wonderful story.

Reading this by past 4am and laughing so hard I wonder what my neighbours will ask me when they get up in the morning and what am going to reply to them. this is totally crazy and am totally wowed cos of how u guys could keep ya nerves and swallow the bulshit. I bet someone will lose it one day and do something real crazy .... I will as well cos some people are just so annoying u could feel like strangling them on the phone.
now am gonna search for more of ya poats so I can laugh more....

Following...

Nice work!
Also worked as a call center agent (the best friend's network)for almost two years; picking hausa calls. Still there but as a Q.A

... but you would agree with me that hoax calls are not as much. Ratio of genuine calls to hoax 60:1.

Ishilove: Senb darling, where have you been?!?

Nice one. You are one of the very few writers on NL who can keep me glued to a story. Keep it up

When do we expect an update on Sandra and Bennett?

Ah, Ishi, ma binu si mi o! I've been here and there and everywhere...busy, busy, busy. I had thought that I would have free time on my hands when I first started The Nightlies but so many things came up and totally swamped me. But i'm back for real this time. Should be updating The Nightlies later today.

Mynd_44: Sorry, I was looking for the ban button

Ah!!! Ban kwa? My Oga at the top, abeg o! I'm very loyal!!!!

demelza: Whew! I just had my Senb fix, its been a long time coming. Just hope you wont disappear again.
That first caller was freaking hilarious....

Thanks, lolz!!! I'll try not to!!!

speckless: Guy, cant help but keep laughing! Is this fictitious or based on true life events?

well, let's say it's loosely based on real events but it's mainly fiction.

Leopantro: finally !!! I have really missed your works. I have a gift for you.will PM you and send you the sites

sorry, it took a bit long to respond to your PM. I actually responded yesterday morning but only just saw the notification from yahoomail that it failed to deliver. I've responded again though

senbonzakura_kageyoshi:

Ah, Ishi, ma binu si mi o! I've been here and there and everywhere...busy, busy, busy. I had thought that I would have free time on my hands when I first started The Nightlies but so many things came up and totally swamped me. But i'm back for real this time. Should be updating The Nightlies later today.

*sniff* Indeed

Go tell it to the marines. The bolded is what you always say just before you go AWOL for weeks on end. Bah!!

Just sha don't rush any update. Never sacrifice finesse, always remember that.

As usual, LOL stuff.

gay abeg na here theb story end........ jooooo update before i do it masef..... ah cant wait

I read a lot of stuff and I've got to say you are one of the most talented writers I've met on nairaland

Guy,nxt upd8 nah abì na only koment u want may we dey read...9ce work Guy,nxt upd8 nah abì na only koment u want may we dey read...9ce work

senbonzakura....first of all, i must say ur writing is UNIQUE! I love ur writing style, especially the comedies...
As for ur name, men u sure say all letters of d alphabet no dey inside?
Anyway...i'm following u...so pls write more...

More battery to ur laptop.... #winks#

I also work as a call centre agent so I can identify with your write up. Sometimes its really not funny when receivin such calls.u feel like giving d person a piece of ur mind.

black_beau: I read a lot of stuff and I've got to say you are one of the most talented writers I've met on nairaland

awwww, thanks!!!

wen i saw ur name i tot u came to update...
abeg update fast na....

Found ur moniker after i stumbled on a thread meant to gather people's opinions on who the best writer on nairaland is. . .ur name kept comin from all nd sundry so i decided to check ur stories. . .and i must say, sayin u ar gud is a bit of an understatement, ur the best of them all.

DNA1: wen i saw ur name i tot u came to update...
abeg update fast na....

ma binu, but this is just one short story o! It's not a series so.....sorry, no updates for this one. I'm yet to start a humour series.....yet to....

Licensed-2-Kill:
Found ur moniker after i stumbled on a thread meant to gather people's opinions on who the best writer on nairaland is. . .ur name kept comin from all nd sundry so i decided to check ur stories. . .and i must say, sayin u ar gud is a bit of an understatement, ur the best of them all.

best of them all? Abeg don't say that o! My elders are still here on Nairaland and no matter how well I write there is still room for improvement. Thanks for the compliment, though. Very happy to know you enjoyed my wack writings!!!

senbonzakura_kageyoshi:

best of them all? Abeg don't say that o! My elders are still here on Nairaland and no matter how well I write there is still room for improvement. Thanks for the compliment, though. Very happy to know you enjoyed my wack writings!!!

...and modesty at its peak, i forgot to add.