jodina:

Please can anybody told me what's going on in these tread? it seems all of you doesnt gone to school before.I'will recommended oxford advanced learners' dictionary as morning doses for eveerybody before leaving for work/school daily.

is u dat ve 2 be nid ozfrd avance lana dishionary,
u ve not knw hw 2 spake rite engrish
u ve just coming out of nowere
and insalt elderly,
ve be spik engrish e ve tayed
correction ursef na and saying sorry 2 evribodi
me dat go 2 ozvord univazity
no trying am again o

@jaggy
are you deafen, instead of u to said u doesn't understand queens english u are said i can't speak gud eglish, mining ur sef
@ chioya
i am not capabling of been ur principal, infact in my school days in oxford sec . sch, i was gaving d head girl and sports person i was highly respect in d sch.I doesn't blame u . you are lucking to meeting aan intellect like me
@ ademiller
i knowing u are a area man , so have no plate here but radar in the garage.
(hisses and closes window)

all roff u shat-hap ya derti speakin mouth!!

nought a singu of u has d abilitiness of spaking beta engrish!!!

moyola go and sat down. u dont knows how to spoke english

spenchuks:

moyola go and sat down. u don't knows how to spoke english

u gan ave not knw wat 2 spoke a engrish/
cameing let me tot u/
u ve sopposing 2 learning frm me

Association of Kolomentas.All of una don dey kolo tey tey an una tink sey na comedy.just listen to yourselves,abi na lie?

kreamiedol:

u gan ave not knw what 2 spoke a engrish/
cameing let me tot u/
u ve sopposing 2 learning frm me

u wanted to thought me english
when does u learn english

Yeah yeah pinpu, why you di naa tell al of us that is in this prace when you wear do your marriaging, you dii naa want us to shop wed food??
Stinji Stinji abi aka gum sef

@ arcani
u are spoking jamaican pidgen enlish

Is resembu it, wat I spikin

yes, it resemblance jamaica-Haiti.
does u came from there?

I wan to but God dii naa grii!

so where does u came from now

Leaving me o jare, is only me is yeh, I sha tink I b Igbo

i think u caming from Burundi

warava!!!!

ok. i assume that

Stanp u dey find who go wound u abi

*rusheds ins withs a first a boxes*

is who is wounded?

Nurse! Nurse, it wasn't me oo, i thinkin is Spen or Ademilla

cbase, na Stan p need d first aid

ok, tellin the nurse also please

Quack Nurse. we shall has known

u call i quacks,give cbase abortion pills

U givings me pill, remains for me to drinkin it na

u is dranked its u donts even knows

srry i didnt drank dat, which u gives me, I give it to Stan, he dranks it, Thank God.

u needed an oparatun in hand for touches of d melecine

She giving me gloves b4 d medisin

of course so that you could put the medicine in your anus. thats the purpose of the glove or you want me to put it in for you?

enterings hopsitals ward

taking gabbys backs to he wardens and injected she to a slepting