Rotflmao. . .this reminds me of the compositions they used to make us write in Primary 1.

[B]10 Similarities between Chair and Table.[/b]

1) Both have four legs
2) Both are made of wood
3) Both are used by people.
4) Both can break
5) Both are used in the house.
6) Both have flat surfaces.
7) Both are non-living things.
8 ) Both can be moved
9)
10)

Yeah. . .as you go down the list, you start getting desperate, trying to work anything in until you can't go on.

Anyway, I've been itching to ask this. . .Does Seun pay for the # of thread one starts? If so, where do I sign up?

nope, he dont pay you anything.

yaradua died in captivity so i dont think there is any correlation btw both unless u want the hillary prophesy of assasination to come true

Is yaradua dead?

sorry for the misunderstanding, i meant sheu yaradua.not the president,

sheniqua i love you already!!

not sure why u did not include "both are men"

@ DRANOEL
It's not amazing to see any foul posts from you becouse it's unfortunate that the word 'Respect' does not exist in your dictionary not even for your parents. It's indeed a pity!!!

MURTALA.

@DRANOEL
It's a pity that the word 'respect' does not exist in your dictionary. But it's not surprising becouse i believe that is not unconnected to your upbringing.

@DRANOEL
Was posted by:
MURTALA

@ poster. What really is the big deal.
There are 10difference btw a computer and a goat.
10 difference btw a grass and a biro,

so comparing Yar Adua to obama is, well,

Oh lawd!

idiot's thread!

Both are liberals

yaradua is a liberal

@the poster

Abeg Malam musa we are not here to sell Gworo, Pls

Funniest thread ever!

but sha, people lets give our president a little respect, even if the man doesnty deserve it(for which i see no reason) at least let us honor the office of the president of the federal republic of Nigeria.

really really funny baseless thread

I thought this thread would be boring until I read the comprison by Shaniqua. I nearly fell off my chair laughing. Talk of wicked humour!


[Quote]
Both are smokers: Obama smokes marlboro,Yaradua smokes Igbo'
They are about the same age: Obama has an authentic birth certificate,Yaradua has a declaration of age,big difference!
Both were teachers: one taught English,the other taught on how to make kulikuli
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Yar Adua chews gworro, Obama chews gum

Yar Adua was imposed on Nigerians, Obama was elected fairly in America

Yar Adua is dull, Obama is a ray of sunshine

Yar Adua drinks Kunu, Obama drinks champagne

Yaradua is 57yrs, Obama is 47 (Ten year difference)
Yaradua plays squash, Obama plays basket ball
Yaraduas brother was 2nd to head of state, Obamas half brother is a farmer in Kenya
Yaraduas father was a minister, Obamas father was ,
Yaradua is cant talk (I wonder how he yearn turai to marry him, may be na she yearn the guy, cos na ministers son), Obama talks
Yaradua was a governor, Obama a senator
Yaradua was annoited by Nigerian most corrupt president, Obama fought the annoited candidate

Havent you noticed that Obama has oratory power,confident,he is a man that knows where is coming from,where he is and where he is going.The whole world stood to celebrate him because he dared to.He is not a chicken heart.He publicly said he was going to work on his smoking habit.He is not afraid of his weaknesses,without which we are not completely humans.He is calm and not fidgety.I believe in him,i believe in his cause,and i am sure he will succeed.

No make that kind comparison again coz u vex me for this one

1) Obama goes to the GYM for fitness, Yaradull goes to Saudi Arabia for Fitness.

ok

Hopefully the "similarities" will not extend to detaining bloggers and journalists without reason, Crap thread IMO

ok

I'll never forgive whoever started this stupid thread for wasting 5 precious seconds of my life! how can you come here to compare sleep and death? big diff bro.

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Chai!! Which kain comparison be this again for this early morning? Wetin man pikin ears never hear for this nairaland.

this is a very useless topic

walks in, looks around, shakes head, permanently locks hopeless thread up, n shoves d keys up posters ass

OMG

Joblessness is a disease.


_{You are invited to the swearing in party for our son, brother Barrack Babatunde Boluwatife Obama in our family house in Washington DC. Ave asorock.}

Pataki:

1) Obama goes to the GYM for fitness, Yaradull goes to Saudi Arabia for Fitness.

Oh lawd this is so wrong although it's also very funny.

Re: 10 Similarities Between Obama And Yaradua
« #9 on: June 05, 2008, 05:38 PM »

Both are smokers

Obama smokes marlboro,Yaradua smokes Igbo' Grin

He has one wife at the moment.

They are about the same age

Obama has an authentic birth certificate,Yaradua has a declaration of age,big difference! Grin

Quote from: MallamMusa on June 05, 2008, 08:56 AM
Both are about the same height
The same phsique

obama has more spring in his steps.
yaradua walks around wearing and holding a tent. Grin
moreover he wears high heels Grin

Quote from: MallamMusa on June 05, 2008, 08:56 AM
Both married one wife

Na lie, besides Yaradua's 2 hajiyas who knows the others undercover

Quote from: MallamMusa on June 05, 2008, 08:56 AM

Both were teachers

one taught English,the other taught on how to make kulikuli

Quote from: MallamMusa on June 05, 2008, 08:56 AM
Both are very charismatic
Both are slow to anger

no comments on yaradua and charisma.
slow to anger?
the man is ill
what do you expect

Another funny one from sheniqua