Urù ùrùrù rùrù urù.
Trans: The flesh of ururu (an animal) yielded profit.

Wow. Can't think of even one.

Wulfruna: Wow. Can't think of even one.

Give it some time. I'm sure you'll think of something.

Ọ rnụ'ọrụ ọrụ ọrnụ
Trans: Let her work on the deformed hind leg.

I had to get creative with this one. "O rnu'oru" is actually "o rnuo oru", but I took advantage of Igbo's feature of silencing vowels to create the homophone sentence.

Kà á kàá, kà á kàá, káà kà kàá!

Trans: "You're always asking to let you speak, could you please just say it now and get it over with!"

Ọ kpụ̀ ọ̀kpụ̀. Ọ kpụ̀ ọ̀kpụ̀. Ọ kpụ̀ ọ̀kpụ ọ̀kpụ.

Trans: He hosts the sphere. She hosts hips (read with intrigue). It hosts the ancient okpu (a species of fish).

Oh this thread, good one,

Uhm, let me nwa this one.

Ọ́ká, ọ́ kà ọ́ kà ọ́ká Ọ́ká.

Trans: The artists, he explained to us that he is greater than the artists of Awka.

Àkùölà àkúölá ákú ö laa?

Trans: How come Akuola rushed away immediately instead of waiting for someone to answer the door?

Ókèrè ó kèrè Òkéré ò k'éré?

Trans: Hasn't the share (of meat) he allotted Okere gone bad by now?

Á mà àmá ámá ámàámá.

Trans: the hometown of a celebrity will always be known.

(For my northern folks. )

I gülü ùbé igùlùbè, Igùlù béé i.

Trans: If you pluck the pear meant for appeasing the locusts, Igulu will kill you.

Odumchi's on a role... seemingly.

Anyway, ajha ajaà àjà a.

The soil does not carelessly open that which has been offered unto it.

Nkà kàl' Áká ákàlà àkàá

The artist made body marks on Aka (personal name) some days ago.

Nèé, égbé n' ènéné égbéné nné Ègbènè

Look, the kite is watching Egbene's mother's fowl.

Úlù lùlù ùlú lúlú Ùlú lú' úlú

(I'll give a transliteration; that way it is easier for non-Awka speakers to make sense of.)

Profit (úlù) came to/reached (lùlù) the second child (ùlú) who reached (lúlú) Orlu (Ùlú, as it is natively known) and stole/became a thief (lú' úlú).

i.e. The second child, reached Orlu, became a thief and prospered.

Radoillo wanne! Nice one there with Ulu.

Èbè lèe èbèlè ebe l'ebhel'e èbhe leè

Trans: Ebe (personal name) see the calabash gourd now that it has been peeled.

But this isn't easy though!

Ásá násaà nà-ásà ásà n'Asa.

Seven beautiful girls are being interrogated in Asa (Place in Abia State).

Note: I don't know how Asa (place) is pronounced, so I left it unmarked.

Ùbélè íbè ùbé Íbè bé

Desist from cutting up Ibe's (personal name) pears.

Eziuka, o dii nfe.

Chaa àcha achàa àchà chaa àchà àchacha

Trans: Let the clone slice the acha (palm fruit) so as to let the acha ripen completely.

The above homophone sentence is brought to you exclusively by the Ngwaukwu dialect of Ngwa.

Ikpè Ìkpe... Ikpe Ìkpe ìkpèì... Kpèe

Trans: To dress down Ikpe... To pacify Ikpe with money... Decide.

Ò àgbóò Ágbò gbóó ágbóô, Àgbó àgbóó, gbóò?

Is it whenever the Agbor maiden throws up that Agbo (personal name) has to rant and rave?

Ìgbàgwù gwú, ìgbà Ágwù gbáá, ígbâ Ágwù àgwú.

When the maize flour is exhausted, and Agwu's (a deity) drum is broken, then the divination process is finished.

Nw'Oka, ndaa?

N'önhù nö nhü nönhü ànönhü.

Trans: Apparently, that one that's there is still there at this very moment.

Éjii, èjì èjí éjì éjì èjí éjí èjí éjí?

Trans: Ejii (short for Ejike), are the snails meant for decorating the costumes rightly being used for what they're actually meant for?

Ngịrị ng'ịrì ngịrịngị rịngị rịị

Trans: What already is going to climb this lanky ring?

Ehn hehn naa. Get clever.

Nwa Aro, udo di!

Ó jì ójì ójíî Öjï

He is holding Orji's black staff.

Ó zò ózò ózó Ózô òzó

He fought [for the ownership of] the Ozo's (titled man) other gorilla again.

Mmádì mà 'Dìmma mmà dí í

Someone threw your husband's knife at 'Dìmma (shortened form of Chidimma).

Ébé n'-ébè bé Ben ébé n'èbé n'Èbènébè.

Bettles are settling everywhere on Ben's house in Ebenebe (town in Anambra State).

Ákàà nri, áká nri Áká Nrì àká nri

When it comes to eating, the Dwarf's right hand becomes bigger than the food. (i.e., he scoops up more food than anyone else.)

Ó jèè bé Ógèné Ójèbé-Ógénè jé bèé ógénè.

He went to the house of the Ogene (a title) of Ojebe-Ogene (an Agbaja sub-group in Enugu State) to cut the clapperless bell.

Shìishì shi, "Ishi shì shìì ishì shi."

Trans: The chicken said, "Oaths simply carry the scent of feces."

Kèlé éléé élé èlè élé Éléèlè.

Trans: Kele (short for Kelechi) wasn't observant just like that fool from Elele (a place).