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AFTER VISION 2020; What A Modern Day Church Service Will Look Like. by femijck(m): 1:08pm On Aug 27, 2013
IF VISION 2020 IS ACHIEVED, THIS ISWHAT A MORDEN DAY CHURCH SERVICE WOULD LOOK LIKE.
PASTOR: Praise the Lord.
CONGREGATION: Halleluiah!
PASTOR: Can we please turn ourtablet, PC, iPad, cellphone, kindlebibles to 1 Cor. 13:13….! Andplease switch on your Bluetoothto download the sermon….!
PASTOR: Let us praycommitting thisweek into God’s hands.Open your WhatsApp, BBM,Twitter andFacebook and chat with yourGod. Come on…
PASTOR: Please have your creditanddebit cards ready as weshall now taketithes and offerings. You can logon tothe church Wi-Fi using the password Lord909887.
[Ushers circulate mobilecard swipe machines among theworshipers.Those who prefer to makeelectronic funds transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rearof the church and thosewho prefer to use iPads allowedto flip them open.Those who prefertelephone bankingare allowed to take outtheir cellphones to transfertheir contributions to the churchbank account!]The holy atmosphere istruly electric as the cellphones ,iPads, PCs and laptops beep andflicker! [Announcement]SECRETARY: This week’s cell meetings shall be held on the variousFacebookgroup pages where theusual group chatting takes placeand mix-it for Sunday schoolpupil. Please. don’t miss out.Thursday’s bible teachings will beheld live on Skype at1900hrsGMT. Please don’tmissout.You can follow Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counsellingand prayers, don?t forget ourweekly sermon uploads onYouTube .God bless you and have awonderful week ahead.
What do u think?
Re: AFTER VISION 2020; What A Modern Day Church Service Will Look Like. by Cosmosbet(m): 1:33pm On Aug 27, 2013
cryam thinking about the choir pratice on youTube. :Pam thinking about the choir pratice on youTube.

Re: AFTER VISION 2020; What A Modern Day Church Service Will Look Like. by femijck(m): 9:33pm On Aug 27, 2013
Ahahahahh ...thats true man.
Cosmosbet: cryam thinking about the choir pratice on youTube. :Pam thinking about the choir pratice on youTube.
Re: AFTER VISION 2020; What A Modern Day Church Service Will Look Like. by RINE1: 10:18pm On Aug 27, 2013
Where are my end time peeps?

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