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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by njuwo(m): 4:59pm On Mar 24
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Odinakatechboy: 5:07pm On Mar 25
My Nigerian people can't just stop laughing ��
Watch the guy land his self into trouble.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Odinakatechboy: 5:58am On Mar 27
I can't just stop laughing This Comedy is so funny
Nigerian parents problem too much abeg

Look at how this old man monitors his son in school.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by SammyYoutube: 11:33am On Mar 27
njuwo:
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Where a man Happily meet a lady and
when she
goes back to her friends, their only
question was "Is
the guy loaded?
Where a blind beggar will reject a
fake naira note.
Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles
& Waters
sold in Satchets.
Where You Can Be A Driver For Years
Without A
'DRIVER's LICENCE'
Where Presidents and other
government officials
don't know the national anthem.
Where the Police on a road block makes
more
money a day than motorist and their
owners.
Where you are jailed for stealing
Maggi and yam
and others given a chieftancy title for
stealing billions
and Front row seat in churches.
Where we fight for everything. To
gain admission
to university, to get a job and to enter a
bus!

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by SammyYoutube: 11:35am On Mar 27
Odinakatechboy:
My Nigerian people can't just stop laughing ��
Watch the guy land his self into trouble.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by SammyYoutube: 11:39am On Mar 27
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by SammyYoutube: 11:41am On Mar 27
njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"



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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Anndrew: 10:08pm On Mar 27
njuwo:
DIFFERENCE BTW A FOREIGN ADVICE AND A
NIGERIA ADVICE !
Hello, my name is Sandra Stone, I'm from Uk, i
love my husband so much and i do anything
to please
him on bed.. i even suck his dick too but he
has refused to suck mine.. pls advice me how
to tell him to go down on me cos i really want
my pussy juice sucked.
Comments
* James silva : I think u need to talk to him,
marriage is communication.
* Sarah water : Oh my dear,sorry abt that.. ve
bin in ur shoes before .. i told him right away
when we were aving sex and he is an expert
in it
* Micheal paper : I get downwt my wife, its
cool i love doing it.. u shud talk to ur husband.
NIGERIAN PAGE !
My name is Aminat, i stay in Abuja, married
wta kid, my husband have refused to suck my
p***y,
what shud i do.. No insults abeg
COMMENTS
* Dayo muyiwa : Fool, sex na food?
* Nkiru joy : Yu are a disgrace to
womanhood..sham e on u
* Idris kunle : Any news abt Assu strike?
* Toheeb sule : If u want i can suck for u call
my no 0708312455
* Funmi Leye: I no blame u at all better go
findsomtn do wt ur life, suck koor, soakaway
nii
* Richard oke : Abeg who get bb charger
* Amaka Achebe : U r a prostitute, u need
deliverance!
lolz..no b lie
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Anndrew: 10:31pm On Mar 27
njuwo:
Akpos and his best friend Ofego sat in the
exam hall to write their final year exam.
Ofego had studied very well for the paper
while Akpos had not.
This is what went on between them in the
exam hall.
INVIGILATOR: 10 minutes to Stop work.
AKPOS: Ofego are you done with the theory?.
Ofego: Yes but am now doing the objectives.
AKPOS: Ok then pass the theory to me for me
to copy cos i have not done anything.
Ofego: is that so? Ok take it and copy cos time
is not on our side.
AKPOS: Thanks!
INVIGILATOR: Get ready to stop work......
Ofego: Hey Akpos give me my paper.
AKPOS: Oh Ofego i couldn't do it o...it was
too many, so i cancelled ur name and wrote
my name there.
Ofego: What!!!
INVIGILATOR: Stop work!!!
lolz..LOBATAN
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Anndrew: 11:26am On Mar 28
njuwo:
A GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES:-
"Wow I just found the love of my life...Nothing
will ever stop me from loving my man♥."
.
,, ,,
.
,14 DAYS LATER:-
"Never make sum1 a priority when u're just
an option to
them..!"
.
,, ,,
.
2 DAYS LATER:-
"I HATE love so much!"
.
,, ,,
.
3 DAYS LATER.
"I'm happy to remain single and I will never
fall in love
again."
.
,, ,,
.
5 DAYS LATER:-
"I'm looking for a man to love and treat me
right."
.
,, ,,
.
15 DAYS LATER:-
"When u deeply fall in love with a right
person, u realise
why it didn't work with anybody else but him.
I love my guy so much....mmmuaaa h. "
.
,, ,,
.
8 DAYS LATER:-
"smh..!! All men are the same!!!!!"
lolz.. fear women..they are complicated
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by rainbow333(m): 12:31pm On Mar 30

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by lukui(f): 2:57pm On Mar 31
akpos and journalist

journalist: what is trouble?
akpos: trouble is when you slap a soldier and jump on the bike but the bike did not start!
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Popmaster2019(f): 8:21pm On Apr 03
lukui:
akpos and journalist

journalist: what is trouble?
akpos: trouble is when you slap a soldier and jump on the bike but the bike did not start!

hahaha
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by peterfada2: 9:23am On Apr 05
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Nobody: 12:42am On Apr 11
grin
njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by RealGists: 1:08pm On Apr 11
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