njuwo: Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This is the awkward Truth About some husbands. A group of men gathered at a church conference on how to live in a loving relationship with their wives. The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All the men raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you love her ?" Some men answered today, some yesterday, majority didn’t remember. The men were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective wives: I love you, sweetheart... Then the men were told to exchange their phones so one can read the other wife's reply to the love message. Here are some of the replies: 1. Have you impregnated someone again 2. That was then, not now 3. You wan borrow money abi? 4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you this time. 5. Meaning? 6. Is that a new song? 7. Am I dreaming? 8. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today! 9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking. 10. Abeg na who be this?
njuwo: 4 men – a Mark, Bismark, George and Akpors were being interviewed for a top job. The President decided to carry a test, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job. The next morning, first up was Mark. “Here’s your question,” said the President “What’s the fastest thing in the world?” Without hesitation, he replied “A thought, because it takes no time at all.” “Very good answer,” said the President. Next up was the George, “What’s the fastest thing in the world?” asked the president. “A blink,” replied George “cos you don’t think about a blink. It’s a reflex.” “Good answer,” replied the president. Next was Bismark, “What’s the fastest thing in the world?” asked the president. Bismark thought for a moment, “Electricity, because you can flip a switch and 20 miles away a light will go on immediately.” “That’s a great answer,” replied the president. Finally, it was Akpors' turn. “What's the fastest thing in the world?” asked the president. Scratching his head Akpors replied: “Running Stomach, because last night after eating, I was lying on my bed when I got these stomach pains and before I could think, blink or turn on the light, IT DROPPED. Be the judge who would u employ??