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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by McRhelax: 7:23pm On Sep 13, 2019
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by officialclassic(m): 11:08pm On Sep 14, 2019
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by onomee11: 5:36pm On Sep 21, 2019
njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"
this one burst head

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Nobody: 1:42pm On Sep 27, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Spiritual problem is when u trek 10km to work just to get there and realize that you forgot the office key at home. So you managed to trek back home leaving your heavy bag at the office doorstep...
On getting home, you realized that your house key is in the bag you left at the Office Doorstep... You got upset,h undecidedad but no choice, so you trekked back to the office again, picked up your bag angrily, and trekked your way back home again..
On getting home, you dipped your hand in your bag, only to realize that the office key was in your bag all along...
Now you sit on the floor shouting... "Make una kuku kill me ooohhh village people.
. grin grin grin grin

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Kingkzee(m): 9:25am On Oct 03, 2019
Joke abi:
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Nobody: 2:01am On Oct 10, 2019
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by PR4Comedy(f): 7:06pm On Oct 10, 2019
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by sylve11: 7:17am On Oct 11, 2019
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by 4realEnitan(m): 3:27am On Oct 17, 2019
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by officialclassic(m): 9:13pm On Oct 18, 2019
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