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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Myrainbow333: 8:11pm On Apr 25, 2020

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Atteraino(m): 9:14pm On Apr 27, 2020
njuwo:
HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love. HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes. HUSBAND: Turn on the blender. WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye. Another day HUSBAND: My wife where are you? WIFE: At home love HUSBAND: Are you sure? WIFE: Yes HUSBAND: Turn on the blender WIFE: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee HUSBAND: Ok my love goodbye The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, and finds his son alone and he asked him son where is your mother? SON: I don't know, she went out with the blender.
mogbe!!! chai!! oluwa darijimi

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Kheeng1: 11:49pm On Apr 27, 2020
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Latestupdatetv(f): 6:42pm On Apr 28, 2020
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by emiron18(m): 7:33am On Apr 29, 2020
watch out for this hilarious skit.
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Twifemmy(m): 7:43pm On May 01, 2020
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Myrainbow333: 6:34pm On May 03, 2020

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by CentVickBlog: 10:28pm On May 05, 2020
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next day Akpos came with a different face
and asked "what is the price of this TV?" The
shopkeeper replied "we don't sell our
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and asked the shopkeeper "how do you
recognise me every time?" The storekeeper
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by ARAGON22(m): 10:51am On May 06, 2020
Atteraino:
mogbe!!! chai!! oluwa darijimi
laugh wan make me slap my landlord! Hahahaha Lol

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Atteraino(m): 12:23pm On May 06, 2020
ARAGON22:

laugh wan make me slap my landlord! Hahahaha Lol
abeg ooh na quite notice oh

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Yanvilla(m): 11:38pm On May 06, 2020
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by daxlinks(m): 1:42pm On May 07, 2020
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Farmers begged for clemency from Lord Oshun, who then said, Rain will be possible only if Lord Sango plays his Damru, but he secretly requested Lord Sango not to agree to these Farmers & when Farmers reached Lord Sango, he repeated the same thing that he will play Damru after 12 years.
Disappointed Farmers decided to wait till 12 years but one Farmer regularly was digging treating & putting manure in the soil & sowing the seeds even with no crop emerging.
Other Farmers were making fun of that Farmer. After 3 years all Farmers asked that Farmer why are you wasting your time and energy when you know that rains will not come before 12 years.
*He replied " I know that crop won't come out but I'm doing it as a matter of "practice". After 12 years I will forget the process of growing crops and working in the field so I must keep it doing so that I'm fit to produce the crop, the moment there is rain after 12 years. *
Hearing his argument, Goddess Obatala praised his version before Lord Sango & said You may also lose the practice of playing the Damru after 12 years.
The innocent Lord Sango in his anxiety just tried to play the Damru, if he could, and hearing the sound of Damru immediately there was rain and the farmer who was regularly working in the field got his crop emerged immediately and others were disappointed.
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by theafricanmedia: 9:28pm On May 10, 2020
njuwo:
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Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"


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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by christm386: 7:18am On May 12, 2020
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by christm386: 7:20am On May 12, 2020
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ugrondu: 12:28pm On May 14, 2020
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by TIMB13: 6:49am On May 16, 2020
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