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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Odinakatechboy: 10:30pm On Jun 09, 2020
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by olukiesy(m): 2:36am On Jun 10, 2020
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njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ceenacks(m): 10:30am On Jun 10, 2020
njuwo:
Real Stress?
You stop and pick up a nice hitchhiking girl.
Suddenly she loses consciousness and you
take her to a hospital. This is STRESS! In the
hospital you are being told that she is
pregnant and doctors start congratulating
you with the future newborn.You explain that
just an hour ago you have seen her for the
first time in your life, but she starts telling that
you are the father. This is a BIG STRESS
already. You require for a DNR analysis and
they make it. Then the doctors tell you silently,
that actually, you can't be a father since you
are genetically sterile (genetically cannot
produce children). This is a STRESS, combined
with a relief. On your way back home you
remember, that you have three kids. That's
what the REAL STRESS is. P.S. What do you do
to your wife when you get home?

Dnt act wen u r under stress

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by latestbingo(m): 2:36pm On Jun 11, 2020
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by xtremecomedian(m): 12:57am On Jun 12, 2020
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by McRhelax: 1:57pm On Jun 14, 2020
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by emiron18(m): 1:43am On Jun 15, 2020
another hilarious video for you... see what this guy value more than 50k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FztaGlAfDm0
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by emiron18(m): 1:45am On Jun 15, 2020
another hilarious video for you... see what this guy value more than 50k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FztaGlAfDm0
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Twifemmy(m): 6:28am On Jun 15, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hj74UbsiEA

“It's through curiosity and looking at opportunities in new ways that we've always mapped our path.”

“If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade.”

“Pursuing your passions makes you more interesting, and interesting people are enchanting.”
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Eniolakiite(f): 4:39am On Jun 17, 2020
Someone might need this smiley

How I landed a full scholarship for my masters degree abroad


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7_VBCxw7Q0&t=788s

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Ayomideadejumo: 8:55am On Jun 22, 2020
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njuwo:
This evening, Akpos' Landlord was
complaining dat Ofego had impregnanted his
daughter. .As Akpos over-heard d landlord
shouting, he came out of his house and asked
d landlord.Akpos: Oga landlord, what have
Ofego done dis time?.Landlord: Ofego got d
mind to impregnant my only
daughter.Akpos: Oga landlord, are u sure of
wat u are saying?.Landlor d: Yes, this
evening
i saw mydaughter vomitting, wen i noticed
dat she was pregnant, i asked her who
impregnanted her& she said dat Ofego is d
one who impregnanted her.Akpos:
Abomination, Ofego is afool, he is a bastard.
Oga landlordsince i have been sleeping with
ur wife, have u got any reportthat i have
impregnanted her?.
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njuwo:
This evening, Akpos' Landlord was
complaining dat Ofego had impregnanted his
daughter. .As Akpos over-heard d landlord
shouting, he came out of his house and asked
d landlord.Akpos: Oga landlord, what have
Ofego done dis time?.Landlord: Ofego got d
mind to impregnant my only
daughter.Akpos: Oga landlord, are u sure of
wat u are saying?.Landlor d: Yes, this
evening
i saw mydaughter vomitting, wen i noticed
dat she was pregnant, i asked her who
impregnanted her& she said dat Ofego is d
one who impregnanted her.Akpos:
Abomination, Ofego is afool, he is a bastard.
Oga landlordsince i have been sleeping with
ur wife, have u got any reportthat i have
impregnanted her?.
njuwo:
This evening, Akpos' Landlord was
complaining dat Ofego had impregnanted his
daughter. .As Akpos over-heard d landlord
shouting, he came out of his house and asked
d landlord.Akpos: Oga landlord, what have
Ofego done dis time?.Landlord: Ofego got d
mind to impregnant my only
daughter.Akpos: Oga landlord, are u sure of
wat u are saying?.Landlor d: Yes, this
evening
i saw mydaughter vomitting, wen i noticed
dat she was pregnant, i asked her who
impregnanted her& she said dat Ofego is d
one who impregnanted her.Akpos:
Abomination, Ofego is afool, he is a bastard.
Oga landlordsince i have been sleeping with
ur wife, have u got any reportthat i have
impregnanted her?.

2 Likes

Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by xtremecomedian(m): 2:49pm On Jun 23, 2020
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Raskimonia(m): 8:49pm On Jun 23, 2020
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by olukiesy(m): 5:45am On Jun 24, 2020

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njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by stefang(m): 4:42pm On Jun 24, 2020
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Adgen: 1:13am On Jun 26, 2020
Ofego Episode 12 "Ofego In Trouble" Ofego in this episode gets into trouble trying to make money. Click link to watch the full episode on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGqagxkEgNQ
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Nobody: 10:53pm On Jun 30, 2020
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Techcornerng(m): 12:29pm On Jul 01, 2020
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by ibuchukwuumah(m): 11:39pm On Jul 04, 2020
like seriously igbo men love money more than there life can't stop laughing
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by SylvesterWinner: 6:40pm On Jul 05, 2020
olukiesy:
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by ibuchukwuumah(m): 8:21pm On Jul 05, 2020
cheesy all this joke are really fun
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Nairablink(m): 4:19pm On Jul 06, 2020
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by emiron18(m): 1:56am On Jul 08, 2020
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