I steal am from a rope where the lundryman dey dry am. Many dey there if u need one.

lol

kayowalemi:

Maguned wivies are my favourites. Put the magun in double portion sef. I have been doing that since ten years ago and no magun work 4 my body

The rest in the house wey want magun proof call me now on my phone.

now u think because u escaped an incident u can escape mine. Just go there and insert ur stuff, after next week, check and see if its still there

ituen:

now u think because u escaped an incident u can escape mine. Just go there and insert your stuff, after next week, check and see if its still there

ten years no b incidental ooo. Put one dozen of the size you use b4, even if d tin become small viagra in packs berekete full my house

holy ghosttttttttttttttttttttttt, fire!

who knw which kain bla bla bla she don carry her eye see wey make am dey shout

her surname na sabinus

e dey kuvuki records

nytenurse, u dey office dis nyte. i need a checkup on my weapon of mass destruction.

little boi, learn how to talk to elders ok?

wash him mouth with alum and jik

sauce help me do that

the boy asked for an ordinary ''check-up''. wetin be the big deal there? nytenurse na qualified ****k analyst

and in between ur legs

exactly

uhm . . .
i got banned today for one week . . . .we thank God ooo

who are you?

wetin dey happen in between ur legs

abi the rod and the hole don dey fyte?

i mean urs, your own legs 

make una no spoil me abeg,jumps out through the window

in the process his bla bla bla gets hanged by the window

clemcykul:

in the process his bla bla bla gets hanged by the window

. . . he struggles to get out and lands on a bush filled with thorns

holythug:

em, em, em. . . .ituen, i can explain,

no explanation. what i need to do is this,

crawled to nearest clinic and gets it fixed

hmm,wondered who those two are?For sure it should be B & C

see suicide oooo