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| Camel Died by nightnurse(f): 11:21am On Jun 13, 2008 |
A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert. After a few days the camel falls over dead. After looking over the situation the priest figures neither one of them will survive the rest of the journey. The priest asks the nun "I have never seen a woman's breasts, and at this point it probably wouldn't matter much, so could I see yours?" The nun agrees and shows him her breasts. "May I touch them?" The nun allows him to. The priest comments sincerely how wonderful they are. The nun then asks "Father, I have never seen a man's penis before, could you show me yours? The priest drops his drawers. "May I touch it?" After she fondles his penis for a minute he sports a huge erection. The priest says, "you know if I place my penis in the proper place it can give life!" "Is that right" the nun replies? "Yes," says the priest. So the nun said: "Then why don't you stick it up that camels ass and lets get the hell out of here!" |
| Re: Camel Died by krama(m): 12:00pm On Jun 13, 2008 |
Ha ha ha. . . smart nun!  |
| Re: Camel Died by Jeovy(m): 4:42pm On Jun 13, 2008 |
The nun Bleep up big time |
| Re: Camel Died by olulu(m): 5:20pm On Jun 13, 2008 |
haba, up a camel's ass dats aint d place to stick it into lol |
| Re: Camel Died by kene20(m): 7:20pm On Jun 13, 2008 |
They should just complete what they have started . |
| Re: Camel Died by ituen(m): 10:32am On Jun 14, 2008 |
The stupid man dey waste time dey do questions and answer session |
| Re: Camel Died by ThePope(m): 1:40pm On Jun 14, 2008 |
nice joke |
| Re: Camel Died by Nobody: 1:41pm On Jun 14, 2008 |
hehehehe |
| Re: Camel Died by nightnurse(f): 4:32pm On Jun 14, 2008 |
hehehehehe |
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