Just wanna know why you missed church today. Mine is due to the rain

1daboi: Just wanna know why you missed church today. Mine is due to the rain

I had no T fare

Better talk truth....that church is too boring.

I toast the choir mistress and she doesn't give me hand.....so I quit and stick to my video game. Haha

No money. It's a big shame not being able to give when all around you are giving generously.

I will go to church when god provides me with tithe money.

Our Pastor travelled, and guess what he went with the keys!

Ashabie: Our Pastor travelled, and guess what he went with the keys!

which means ur pastor no trust all of una... :-)

Me punna dey find me come all dose redeem girls one of them dey come today Brb make I clean my room

Just no visible reason.

I find it hard to believe anything these days...

i was scared of ese water

Errm, looks back again. Op, r u asking me why I missed church ? Sorry I went to church 2day, infact d okada jez dropped me now

Good question o, d service today was at 6am but then one kaind heavy rain started at around 4/5 am and I couldn't get out of bed, I was just feeling so cozy under the duvet till 7.30 am.
that was why I missed service.

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Cnt jst say 'cos i dnt knw the reason why? Let me as op, wat is d reason why u ar askin? As i were abt to press the bck botton, the topic started arguin me to paste sumtin...wel, the grand moda of d fada dat burn ma pastor, it av die

Alfa Seltzer: No money. It's a big shame not being able to give when all around you are giving generously.

I will go to church when god provides me with tithe money.

You mean your breakthrough is yet to manifest after years of dry fasting,unintelligible prayers,tithe giving & seed sowing? Enya...i feel for you

None of ur business

No excuse is justifiable...mine is jst flemzy.

1daboi: Just wanna know why you missed church today. Mine is due to the rain

What if you had an examination today? Will you forget the examination because it rained?

Coz i spent almost 2 hourz doin Make up, b4 i know it, its 11am

I was already dressed up when l heard the result of the local govt. rerun election in Offa, Kwara state.I dont know whether to call it an election or selection process.God dey ooo.

FOLYKAZE: Better talk truth....that church is too boring.

I toast the choir mistress and she doesn't give me hand.....so I quit and stick to my video game. Haha

You didn't even woo a choir member. BTW, Do you go to church to search for girls?

Cos notin is constant!!

have been hearing those words for 20 yrs now...should i continue

Nah rain cause am.i wear my suit wit my leather shoe wen i waka meet flood i try divert but na water dey everywere i luk church luk my shoe.i no think am twice i go house go house go sleep.God save me.
And i hate beign late cus i no fit waka round find seat

I had plans o. I could not find my bible so I just moved on living my life like its saturday.

Plus I called her. And she said she won't be in church today also.

My pastor was on his honeymoon.

I did my laundry today. May God forgive me.

Rain too much. 3days now. Rain stop. Rain stop.

American Space Program contacted me for a mission. Highly classified. Aliens are already in our planet(its still a secret, don't tell anyone ooo) and I have been selected to talk to them.

Today is the day of the meeting with them. That's why.