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Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by tellwisdom: 2:15pm On Sep 01, 2013
Ok, i will go in the afternoon
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by FOLYKAZE(m): 2:16pm On Sep 01, 2013
sureteeboy:
You didn't even woo a choir member. BTW, Do you go to church to search for girls?

Whats wrong in wooing church member? I love they way my choir mistress sing with the voice like that of dove and body movement like cinda... So lovely and smooth. Who no want something good?
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by mazizitonene(m): 2:17pm On Sep 01, 2013
Ah no get money to sow seed...and give offering 4 times..with special givings....
Haba...Must I jonze every sunday ?
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by Nobody: 2:29pm On Sep 01, 2013
I didn't plan on staying home for a very long. Came home with two church dresses and have worn them for 4 sundays. With this ASUU strike still lingering, i'm not sure I'll b going to church for a while.
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by obyrich(m): 2:30pm On Sep 01, 2013
Christ has left Nigerian Churches. I'm not ready to worship the MOG and his wife whose picture adorn the sign post of the churches around me here. It's a clear invitation to come and worship their god (mormon) and not Jehovah. For now church has been put on hold until I sieve out a truly bible believing church from the tangled mesh of churches in Nigeria.

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Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by wengerjay(m): 2:30pm On Sep 01, 2013
i no go church bc i vex say my pastor don carry my girlfriend travel go LONDON.
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by tosomaju(m): 2:31pm On Sep 01, 2013
NEPA bring light so i desired to join ASUU grin
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by treschic1: 2:34pm On Sep 01, 2013
Really wanted to go but no money. Had only 50 Naira on me.

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Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by Basics007: 2:42pm On Sep 01, 2013
No excuse really. The things you hear about church these days is enough to make a brother lose faith. I'm getting too suspicious of pastors these days.
Moreover my girlfriend's pastor called her for 25minutes lastweek accusing her of dating an unbeliever(that's me o). I'm waiting for when he's going to invite her 'for another level of grace'!

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Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by Nobody: 2:47pm On Sep 01, 2013
Our church dy strike!
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by omiobo: 2:48pm On Sep 01, 2013
I no like combine service and today na thanksgiving. I no like dancing round the church thanksgiving style.
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by aduje(m): 2:50pm On Sep 01, 2013
I did not go to church today because am at work place - ON DUTY ! can't you understand?
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by passionate88: 2:55pm On Sep 01, 2013
No shoes
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by ifebosco: 2:57pm On Sep 01, 2013
infiniteloop: American Space Program contacted me for a mission. Highly classified. Aliens are already in our planet(its still a secret, don't tell anyone ooo) and I have been selected to talk to them.

Today is the day of the meeting with them. That's why.
na juju bi that oooooo
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by Pistolx(m): 3:00pm On Sep 01, 2013
my favourite pastor traveled
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by 3RNEST(m): 3:00pm On Sep 01, 2013
DON YUK: Our church dy strike!
dat na endtime tin oh! grin

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Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by okooloyun1(m): 3:05pm On Sep 01, 2013
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Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by okooloyun1(m): 3:05pm On Sep 01, 2013
All my clothes are very rough and there is no light in my area for like 2wks to iron it. May God forgive me
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by Jccy(f): 3:09pm On Sep 01, 2013
Cuz am on my Period, dnt lyk goin 2church wen am bleedn
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by Nobody: 3:13pm On Sep 01, 2013
I went to churxxh.

NEXT!!!!
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by FatCock: 3:24pm On Sep 01, 2013
ESE WALTERS!!
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by free2ryhme: 3:36pm On Sep 01, 2013
1daboi: Just wanna know why you missed church today. Mine is due to the rain

lazy xtian with flimsy excuse if na one thousand naira dem say make you come collect even if them they fight war you go go
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by tconfi: 3:46pm On Sep 01, 2013
I didn't go,,,because something bad happened yesterday night
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by ifygod08(m): 3:48pm On Sep 01, 2013
Na my gf mk me no go church o. She tell me say she go show dis morning so I had 2 wait 4 her nd gav her wat she wanted. Lol
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by real2fix(m): 3:50pm On Sep 01, 2013
i dont av to go to church coz am a muslim..
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by Ayowumie(m): 3:50pm On Sep 01, 2013
I moved house yesterday. I was tired and could not wake up early enough.
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by iKoksi(m): 3:52pm On Sep 01, 2013
i'm in the middle of south china sea

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Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by Nobody: 4:23pm On Sep 01, 2013
koolet: Coz i spent almost 2 hourz doin Make up, b4 i know it, its 11am
Your fashion habits seem to have affected your attendance of English Grammar classes also.
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by chairman: 4:27pm On Sep 01, 2013
May GOD forgive every single one of us our sin and give us the wisdom to do, say and post the right thing in JESUS' name.
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by lepasharon(f): 4:28pm On Sep 01, 2013
because church is not open today cheesy
Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by pof600: 4:30pm On Sep 01, 2013
I didn't because religion is nonsense and God doesn't exist.

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Re: Why Didnt You Go To Church Today? by cycline404(m): 4:34pm On Sep 01, 2013
FOLYKAZE: Better talk truth....that church is too boring.

I toast the choir mistress and she doesn't give me hand.....so I quit and stick to my video game. Haha


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