pof600: I didn't because religion is nonsense and God doesn't exist.

CAREFUL....

cycline404:

CAREFUL....

Careful so that your vengeful & hatred filled god (which one do you subscribe to? since there're several thousands others) wouldn't strike dead? What's your IQ? 54? Anyone with IQ above average would not believe in your religious nonsense.

Hang over from last nyt.

It has been almost 2 years i stopped goin to church principally on the account dat 'they' don't practice wat they preach. 'they' only tell us wat 'they' tink we want to hear so dat we can do wat 'they' expect us to do. Double standard and pretentious lifestyle are wat prevail in churches and those are my turn-off.finally churching does not guarantee ones ascent, only keeping the heart of ur thought pure and being of noble and good volition in all ones endevous do. Awake!

1daboi: Just wanna know why you missed church today. Mine is due to the rain

Myne is due to ashewo ...wey I carry last night...d gyal wan kill me...oo till dis moanin I still dey ontop her...

FOLYKAZE: Better talk truth....that church is too boring.

I toast the choir mistress and she doesn't give me hand.....so I quit and stick to my video game. Haha

... Shame on u

Rain

Nop, I over sleep

Downloading videos by the night when download speed is better, slept off and woje up to late to reach service.

e concern u

The question is what's in the bible that I haven't heard of? I better stay at home to reflect on my life,teach myself the moral principles of life and build a reputation for my self then you 'd understand God is with me.

[quote author=Ashabie]Our Pastor travelled, and guess what he went with the keys![/quote

EARLY NOTICE: I'll travel with the church keys next sunday !

1. 2. Our church is under construction 3. I see our pastor with one babe on thier to shoprite 4. Rain too much and it was weather for two so a made a call 5. By the way who are you to judge me. Mind youself oh. All na wash wash.

infiniteloop: American Space Program contacted me for a mission. Highly classified. Aliens are already in our planet(its still a secret, don't tell anyone ooo) and I have been selected to talk to them.

Today is the day of the meeting with them. That's why.

Bros igbo no good o; better stop it.

i went 4 peace house youth camp in kubwa since wednesday nd it ended with vigil 4am
dis morning.... so its sleep sleep sleep

Why do we have so many kids on nairaland now. All the comments on here are unbelievable

Na force to go church I prefer watching Emmanuel TV than going to sit down in one church on sundays. I've only gone to church once this year (nor ask me why o. Nor be force)

Ashabie: Our Pastor travelled, and guess what he went with the keys!

Lol *almost fainted after been rescued by a goat*

obyrich: Christ has left Nigerian Churches. I'm not ready to worship the MOG and his wife whose picture adorn the sign post of the churches around me here. It's a clear invitation to come and worship their god (mormon) and not Jehovah. For now church has been put on hold until I sieve out a truly bible believing church from the tangled mesh of churches in Nigeria.

Go CAC or baptist or cherubim n seraphim nah abi Cele.

My pastor sacked my father! For no reason
#musquethings #teammuslim *wink*

koolet: Coz i spent almost 2 hourz doin Make up, b4 i know it, its 11am

1daful!! Xo u leta kary ur makeup go flex 4dream i guess

preshuzpearl: Why do we have so many kids on nairaland now. All the comments on here are unbelievable

Sister! Are you an adult

The Writer:
I can accomplish a lot more doing absolutely nothing on my bed than going to church.

Exactly my excuse before i started attending latter rain assembly. Now, am on record of like 60 weeks straight without missing a day.
To God Be The Glory!

redskin: It has been almost 2 years i stopped goin to church principally on the account dat 'they' don't practice wat they preach. 'they' only tell us wat 'they' tink we want to hear so dat we can do wat 'they' expect us to do. Double standard and pretentious lifestyle are wat prevail in churches and those are my turn-off.finally churching does not guarantee ones ascent, only keeping the heart of ur thought pure and being of noble and good volition in all ones endevous do. Awake!

Thanks for this post. You're damn right

iamdsam: Sister! Are you an adult

Just the point I was making. Thanks for confirming

redskin: It has been almost 2 years i stopped goin to church principally on the account dat 'they' don't practice wat they preach. 'they' only tell us wat 'they' tink we want to hear so dat we can do wat 'they' expect us to do. Double standard and pretentious lifestyle are wat prevail in churches and those are my turn-off.finally churching does not guarantee ones ascent, only keeping the heart of ur thought pure and being of noble and good volition in all ones endevous do. Awake!

Wow

Are you going there for them or for yourself??

Don't bother replying ... Ain't coming back.

I was already back from church before u opened dis thread sef....

FOLYKAZE: Better talk truth....that church is too boring.

I toast the choir mistress and she doesn't give me hand.....so I quit and stick to my video game. Haha

badt guy

I ironed my clothes with electrofire on saturday only to start purching by 2am on sunday it didn't stop till almost 2pm. If i try going i'll just pooh inside church ha embarrassment ni yen o.

Being i dey fear boko haram bumb blast atack