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"Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by amakaikeng(f): 11:38pm On Sep 02, 2013
In this interview by Chris Ihidero, Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo of COZA Abuja speaks on his affair with Ese Walter. His responses to the questions asked him were epic. The man is in a class of his own.

Good morning, Man of God. Thank you for finally speaking on this issue sir.’
‘Welcome my brother, you are blessed. It is you I must thank for being very open-minded about this whole nonissue. I read your column last week and I must confess Nigeria is lucky to have people like you who still use their brain cells. The Lord be praised.’

Hallelujah. So, where do we start from?’
‘Let us start from the beginning. Praise the lord.’

Hallelujah. So, what was on your mind when you invited her to the terrace of your hotel suite?’
‘That’s not the beginning. It all started when I saw her in the congregation while preaching one Sunday; she was very vibratory, especially when taken over by the spirit doing praise and worship. Praise the lord. The spirit ministered to me that she would be useful in Pastoral Care. That was why I invited her to the unit. And she was very useful. Praise the lord.’

‘Hallelujah. By ‘very useful’ you are talking about your affair with her, right?’

‘No, we didn’t have an affair; we had an understanding. Praise the lord.

Really? Explain to me how that works, sir.’
‘Praise the lord. She understood that I am a Man of God with a weakness. I understood that she was a believer with an equal weakness. She understood that I was a married man; I understood that she was a willing woman. She understood that I could make her no promises of forevermore; I understood that she understood that by associating with me I would introduce her to a level of grace she was previously unaware of.'

Is this also the kind of understanding you had with others that led to your suspension in Ilorin and the 130 women you have slept with?’

‘Lie! Big lie! One hundred and thirty?!!! Haba, how could one man have done that, even with a never seen before level of grace? They just want to give my dog a bad name just to hang it. 120, I may accept, but 130? Never. When it is not as if I have a spare mobile penis that I charge with car charger. People should fear God when saying some things o. Praise the lord.’

Continue from the link http://amakaikenga..com/2013/09/ese-walters-lips-tasted-like-seedless.html to read the rest. You haven't even read anything yet.

Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by Forzap: 11:57pm On Sep 02, 2013
grin grin
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by demelza: 12:01am On Sep 03, 2013
Both the interviewer and interviewee are high on crack.
Funny às$ $hît.

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Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by joeace2020(m): 3:17am On Sep 03, 2013
just read the remaining part and decided to put it here so we all can enjoy, i hopr this makes front pagee..it is hilarious


[b]‘Let’s return to her story. So, what were your intentions when you invited her to your hotel suite?’
‘Special deliverance, I swear. God sees my heart. I had heard some uncomplimentary stuff about her and had caught her looking at me somehow during Pastoral Care Unit meetings, so I knew I had to intercede for her to retain God’s glory in her life. Praise the lord. Even when I asked her to come to the terrace it was so we could get cool breeze during the deliverance. All was well until she sat on my laps.’

‘What happened when she sat on your laps after you invited her to do so?’
‘My weakness arose. And when we kissed…my brother, do you eat seedless grapes? That’s what her tongue tasted like, soft and succulent. What was I to do? You people don’t know how hard it is to pastor a Pentecostal church in Nigeria, especially in this Abuja! You are there teaching the word of God and what do you have before you? Gorgeous women with sly smiles; with breasts, big and small, chiseled upon their chests like those old wood carvings; lips like cherries; eyes speaking to your soul, telling you their desires. Ah, until you have walked in my shoes you are not qualified to judge me. Praise the lord.’

‘Is it true you had sex with her everyday for seven days?’
‘Zachariah 10. It’s a level of grace you can’t understand.’

‘Ask the Lord for rain in the spring for he makes the storm clouds. And he will send showers of rain so every field becomes a lush pasture.’
‘You know your bible. Praise the lord.’

‘Hallelujah. And what styles and positions were employed?’
‘One does not talk about such things but suffice to say we were quite experimental, you know, those things one doesn’t ask from a wife. Praise the lord.’

‘ So I’m free to assume missionary wasn’t top of the list?’
‘God forbid. Praise the lord. In fact, it was because of experimentation that we had our first quarrel.’

‘Really? What happened?’
‘She wanted me to use my silk ties to tie one of her legs to the door knob and the other to the window…I thought that was too much of a spread so I declined and she took offence. It was during round 4 on Day 7. Praise the lord.’

‘You know sir, each time you say ‘Praise the lord’, what I hear is Praise the Rod. It seems to me that you spend more time doing the rod’s work than you do doing the lord’s work.’
‘Who died and made you judge? Don’t make proclamation about me if you don’t want the wrath of God. I’m a man of God, remember? Praise the lord.’

‘Is this also why you’ve refused to explain yourself to your congregation?’
‘They don’t need any explanation. They know me.’

‘We would have to end this interview on this note sir. Thanks again for your time. By the way, I don’t know your middle name?’
‘It’s Roderick.’

‘Say what?’
‘Roderick.’

‘RODerick? Perfect.

‘Praise the Lord[/b]
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by nerodenero: 4:11am On Sep 03, 2013
CrapIt doesnt make sense and whoever made up this interview is high on some cheap stuff.
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by dplomaticVal: 4:44am On Sep 03, 2013
mere illusion
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by ebamma(m): 5:46am On Sep 03, 2013
Fake interviewer, and a fake interviewee, copied from a fake source, an posted on a fake blog by a fake op and being read by fake people

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Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by Enkaynwa(f): 6:15am On Sep 03, 2013
undecided undecided
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by Ichliebedich(f): 6:59am On Sep 03, 2013
Lolz grin
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by 3ace(m): 7:21am On Sep 03, 2013
Guys chill now, What is with all the condemnation. This is just a joke. Laugh it off, mehn. The following funny die;
And when we kissed…my brother, do you eat seedless grapes? That’s what her tongue tasted like, soft and succulent. What was I to do? You people don’t know how hard it is to pastor a Pentecostal church in Nigeria, especially in this Abuja! You are there teaching the word of God and what do you have before you? Gorgeous women with sly smiles; with bosoms, big and small, chiseled upon their chests like those old wood carvings; lips like cherries; eyes speaking to your soul, telling you their desires. Ah, until you have walked in my shoes you are not qualified to judge me. Praise the lord.’
‘You know sir, each time you say ‘Praise
the lord’, what I hear is Praise the Rod.
‘ Is this also the kind of understanding you had with others that led to your suspension in Ilorin and the 130 women you have slept with?’
‘Lie! Big lie! One hundred and thirty?!!! Haba, how could one man have done that, even with a never seen before level of grace? They just want to give my dog a bad name just to hang it.120, I may accept, but 130? Never. When it is not as if I have a spare mobile joystick that I charge with car charger. People should fear God when saying some things o. Praise the lord.’
Abeg mods, mak una move am to joke section o. grin
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by Danhumprey: 7:23am On Sep 03, 2013
grin grin Chai! This shit is funny! grin
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by tellwisdom: 8:13am On Sep 03, 2013
Boring undecided
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by AbuMikey(m): 8:19am On Sep 03, 2013
It takes a level of Grace for you to get the humor out of thisgringrin

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Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by Nobody: 8:57am On Sep 03, 2013
This is fcking hilarious cheesy cheesy
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by Nobody: 9:52am On Sep 03, 2013
Lol grin
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by expertman(m): 9:52am On Sep 03, 2013
@ op go get a life this is a frame up story. No man of God can say such things . Lie
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by Afam4eva(m): 10:18am On Sep 03, 2013
I don't believe this sh1t grin
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by ritababe(f): 10:21am On Sep 03, 2013
Na wa hmmm,
this is unbelievable i need some prove to believe it, i dont think he even regret doing it with the way he is talking.

NOW I SEE WHY CAMEROON PRESIDENT HAS TO BAN MANY PENTECOSTAL CHURCHES IN CAMEROON
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by Nobody: 10:23am On Sep 03, 2013
Man! Funny shii
"...My brother do you eat seedless grapes?"
Praise the Lord.

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Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by Nobody: 10:36am On Sep 03, 2013
Beautiful satire! grin Nice work.
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by OCTAVO: 10:51am On Sep 03, 2013
Lolz... The end is definitely near.
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by homesteady(m): 11:17am On Sep 03, 2013
Praise the rod!! gringringrin
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by felipemadero(m): 11:31am On Sep 03, 2013
If 2 say na true o,den e mean say God get plenty thins 2 judge.
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by patwhizkid(f): 11:32am On Sep 03, 2013
cheesy cheesy
Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by Coldfeet(f): 12:03pm On Sep 03, 2013
Richfella: Beautiful satire! grin Nice work.
Indeed satirical!!! Unfortunately some peeps didn't see that.

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Re: "Ese Walter's Lips Tasted Like Seedless Grapes" Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Opens Up by dasparrow: 12:05pm On Sep 03, 2013
@Post

LOL grin I laughed so hard reading this. Very funny!

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