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>> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by cashkid18(m): 8:32am On Sep 05, 2013 |
Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating. I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made this choice. I just tell people I choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more questions follow. 1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates where people easily spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that date. 2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and proper attire but my Android Smartphone never asks me to wear a colored shirt. 3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my Android Smartphone is slutty but it never questions my commitment before I level up. 4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't thought about getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality. 5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has friends, but if my Android Smartphone, the toaster, and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and just talk, I think I would be ok with that. In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't give me a hug or share memories with me, but I am sure Google is working on that. 2 Likes |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by HornyJane(f): 7:08am On Sep 06, 2013 |
What a way to advertise 1 Like |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Nobody: 7:46am On Sep 06, 2013 |
you surely need a woman dude! Google can't give all the answers.... 1 Like |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Mynd44: 8:16am On Sep 06, 2013 |
Oh you forgot to add that the phone is smarter than the two of you combined together |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by daisyella: 10:54am On Sep 06, 2013 |
Mynd_44: Oh you forgot to add that the phone is smarter than the two of you combined togetherwickid |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by MrsChima(f): 10:58am On Sep 06, 2013 |
cashkid18: Does your phone suck your kini like your GF? Does it fix you meals when you are sick? Does it wash your shitty boxers? |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by mideeniafe(f): 2:44pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
Lol...You are one lonely dude. |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by segzicres(m): 2:53pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
FOREVER ALONE. LIKE A BOSS. Tbh this is something your just telling yourself, so as to feel better. You've prolly been friendzoned too much |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Nobody: 3:06pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
cashkid18: Make sure you dig a hole on your android and be inserting your pen1s on it.. What a proud wankeeer you are. |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Mynd44: 3:09pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
REALITY101:**dies** |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Nobody: 3:22pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
1.ur smartfone neva get jealous wen u upgrade 2 d latest one. 2. Wen u order 4 ur smartfone, u re always d first 2 open it. 3.ur smartfone neva tell it friends welder u know Hw 2 play or not. 4. Ur Xbox is always available 2 play anytime. 5.ur Xbox don't need flight ticket b4 hookups. Bros I tink ASUU strike has caused u a lot of damage 2 u. U need : 1.someone n not something. 2. A life n not play. 3. Someone 2 talk with n not somethin 2 talk 2. 4. Anoda u n not anoda tin. 5. If u dad had bought nokia 3310 instead of ur mum, I guess by now u 'd av been a recharge card or sim card 3 Likes |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by homesteady(m): 3:34pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
REALITY101: Whoa!! |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by cashkid18(m): 4:54pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
Mrs.Chima:i do dt myself |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by cashkid18(m): 4:55pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
'mide eniafe:i stil get my family |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Rocktation(f): 4:59pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
Mrs.Chima: cashkid18: i do dt myself #falls from mango tree |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by cashkid18(m): 5:00pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
REALITY101:wat if i tel u dt i wnt to die a celibate |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by cashkid18(m): 5:03pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
Mynd_44: Oh you forgot to add that the phone is smarter than the two of you combined together |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by cashkid18(m): 5:05pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
Rocktation:abeg,i dont do d suckin one if is dt y u ar falin frm d tree |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by UyiIredia(m): 5:09pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
@ OP: Cool. |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Exponental(m): 5:16pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
Kids section tinz!! Kid.......wat are u thinking? Marry ur fone or wat? |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by MrsChima(f): 5:24pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
cashkid18: i do dt myself You can bend that low and suck your own dick? Let me see! |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by cashkid18(m): 6:14pm On Sep 07, 2013 |
Mrs.Chima:i dont do d suckin tinz |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Nobody: 1:25pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Rocktation: choi, u follow dey climb mango tree. Boys go dey observe ya kini o. |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Mynd44: 1:31pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
fluid26:She was wearing a pair of jeans trousers pervert |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Austeenxx: 1:39pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
Fccking Jupiter's c-ck! I love this shii! And hey! I give myself head. You get me? |
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Austeenxx: 1:42pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
If you don't get me,
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Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Annie09: 2:13pm On Sep 08, 2013 |
This is just a way of consoling yourself. |
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