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>> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by cashkid18(m): 8:32am On Sep 05, 2013
Ya, I am still single, so what? You want
to fight about it? In all honesty I have
dated a few wonderful women, and for
whatever the reason the relationship
just didn't work out. I have lots of
nieces and nephews, and a great
family, so I decided to take a few off
from dating.
I do get a few questions, from time to
time, as to why I have made this
choice. I just tell people I choose My
Android Smartphone over dating, and
usually no more questions follow.
1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I
have seen dates where people easily
spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics
or bonus content on that date.
2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To
Press My Android Smartphone I am all
about hygiene and proper attire but my
Android Smartphone never asks me to
wear a colored shirt.
3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks
Where This Relationship Is Going I don't
want to think my Android Smartphone
is slutty but it never questions my
commitment before I level up.
4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts
My Android Smartphone has never ask
for a necklace or a spa day with my
Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't
thought about getting my Android
Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give
it a little personality.
5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks
Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I
don't get this... it has friends, but if my
Android Smartphone, the toaster, and
my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and
just talk, I think I would be ok with that.
In summary, I know that my Android
Smartphone can't give me a hug or
share memories with me, but I am sure
Google is working on that.

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Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by HornyJane(f): 7:08am On Sep 06, 2013
What a way to advertise grin

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Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Nobody: 7:46am On Sep 06, 2013
grin you surely need a woman dude!
Google can't give all the answers....

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Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Mynd44: 8:16am On Sep 06, 2013
Oh you forgot to add that the phone is smarter than the two of you combined together
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by daisyella: 10:54am On Sep 06, 2013
Mynd_44: Oh you forgot to add that the phone is smarter than the two of you combined together
wickid grin
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by MrsChima(f): 10:58am On Sep 06, 2013
cashkid18:
Ya, I am still single, so what? You want
to fight about it? In all honesty I have
dated a few wonderful women, and for
whatever the reason the relationship
just didn't work out. I have lots of
nieces and nephews, and a great
family, so I decided to take a few off
from dating.
I do get a few questions, from time to
time, as to why I have made this
choice. I just tell people I choose My
Android Smartphone over dating, and
usually no more questions follow.
1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I
have seen dates where people easily
spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics
or bonus content on that date.
2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To
Press My Android Smartphone I am all
about hygiene and proper attire but my
Android Smartphone never asks me to
wear a colored shirt.
3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks
Where This Relationship Is Going I don't
want to think my Android Smartphone
is slutty but it never questions my
commitment before I level up.
4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts
My Android Smartphone has never ask
for a necklace or a spa day with my
Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't
thought about getting my Android
Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give
it a little personality.
5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks
Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I
don't get this... it has friends, but if my
Android Smartphone, the toaster, and
my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and
just talk, I think I would be ok with that.
In summary, I know that my Android
Smartphone can't give me a hug or
share memories with me, but I am sure
Google is working on that.

Does your phone suck your kini like your GF?

Does it fix you meals when you are sick?

Does it wash your shitty boxers?
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by mideeniafe(f): 2:44pm On Sep 06, 2013
Lol...You are one lonely dude. grin
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by segzicres(m): 2:53pm On Sep 06, 2013
FOREVER ALONE. LIKE A BOSS. Tbh this is something your just telling yourself, so as to feel better. You've prolly been friendzoned too much sad
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Nobody: 3:06pm On Sep 06, 2013
cashkid18:
Ya, I am still single, so what? You want
to fight about it? In all honesty I have
dated a few wonderful women, and for
whatever the reason the relationship
just didn't work out. I have lots of
nieces and nephews, and a great
family, so I decided to take a few off
from dating.
I do get a few questions, from time to
time, as to why I have made this
choice. I just tell people I choose My
Android Smartphone over dating, and
usually no more questions follow.
1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I
have seen dates where people easily
spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics
or bonus content on that date.
2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To
Press My Android Smartphone I am all
about hygiene and proper attire but my
Android Smartphone never asks me to
wear a colored shirt.
3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks
Where This Relationship Is Going I don't
want to think my Android Smartphone
is slutty but it never questions my
commitment before I level up.
4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts
My Android Smartphone has never ask
for a necklace or a spa day with my
Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't
thought about getting my Android
Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give
it a little personality.
5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks
Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I
don't get this... it has friends, but if my
Android Smartphone, the toaster, and
my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and
just talk, I think I would be ok with that.
In summary, I know that my Android
Smartphone can't give me a hug or
share memories with me, but I am sure
Google is working on that.

Make sure you dig a hole on your android and be inserting your pen1s on it.. What a proud wankeeer you are.
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Mynd44: 3:09pm On Sep 06, 2013
REALITY101:

Make sure you dig a hole on your android and be inserting your pen1s on it.. What a proud wankeeer you are.
**dies**
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Nobody: 3:22pm On Sep 06, 2013
1.ur smartfone neva get jealous wen u upgrade 2 d latest one.
2. Wen u order 4 ur smartfone, u re always d first 2 open it.
3.ur smartfone neva tell it friends welder u know Hw 2 play or not.
4. Ur Xbox is always available 2 play anytime.
5.ur Xbox don't need flight ticket b4 hookups.




Bros I tink ASUU strike has caused u a lot of damage 2 u.

U need :
1.someone n not something.
2. A life n not play.
3. Someone 2 talk with n not somethin 2 talk 2.
4. Anoda u n not anoda tin.
5. If u dad had bought nokia 3310 instead of ur mum, I guess by now u 'd av been a recharge card or sim card

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Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by homesteady(m): 3:34pm On Sep 06, 2013
REALITY101:

Make sure you dig a hole on your android and be inserting your pen1s on it.. What a proud wankeeer you are.

Whoa!!
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by cashkid18(m): 4:54pm On Sep 07, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


Does your phone suck your kini like your GF?

Does it fix you meals when you are sick?

Does it wash your shitty boxers?
i do dt myself
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by cashkid18(m): 4:55pm On Sep 07, 2013
'mide eniafe:
Lol...You are one lonely dude. grin
i stil get my family
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Rocktation(f): 4:59pm On Sep 07, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


Does your phone suck your kini like your GF?

Does it fix you meals when you are sick?

Does it wash your shitty boxers?

cashkid18: i do dt myself


#falls from mango tree grin
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by cashkid18(m): 5:00pm On Sep 07, 2013
REALITY101:

Make sure you dig a hole on your android and be inserting your pen1s on it.. What a proud wankeeer you are.
wat if i tel u dt i wnt to die a celibate
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by cashkid18(m): 5:03pm On Sep 07, 2013
Mynd_44: Oh you forgot to add that the phone is smarter than the two of you combined together
grin
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by cashkid18(m): 5:05pm On Sep 07, 2013
Rocktation:




#falls from mango tree grin
abeg,i dont do d suckin one if is dt y u ar falin frm d tree
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by UyiIredia(m): 5:09pm On Sep 07, 2013
@ OP: Cool.
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Exponental(m): 5:16pm On Sep 07, 2013
Kids section tinz!!
Kid.......wat are u thinking? Marry ur fone or wat?
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by MrsChima(f): 5:24pm On Sep 07, 2013
cashkid18: i do dt myself

You can bend that low and suck your own dick?

Let me see! grin
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by cashkid18(m): 6:14pm On Sep 07, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


You can bend that low and suck your own dick?

Let me see! grin
i dont do d suckin tinz
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Nobody: 1:25pm On Sep 08, 2013
Rocktation:

#falls from mango tree grin

choi, u follow dey climb mango tree. Boys go dey observe ya kini o. tongue
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Mynd44: 1:31pm On Sep 08, 2013
fluid26:

choi, u follow dey climb mango tree. Boys go dey observe ya kini o. tongue
She was wearing a pair of jeans trousers pervert
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Austeenxx: 1:39pm On Sep 08, 2013
Fccking Jupiter's c-ck!



I love this shii!




And hey! I give myself head. You get me?
Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Austeenxx: 1:42pm On Sep 08, 2013
If you don't get me,

Re: >> 5 Reasons Why My Android Smartphone Is Better Than A Girl Friend by Annie09: 2:13pm On Sep 08, 2013
This is just a way of consoling yourself.

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