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Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by russianmob27: 3:40pm On Sep 07, 2013
I blame babangida and goodluck jonathan for this angry angry
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by Vanityupnvanity(m): 3:49pm On Sep 07, 2013
Crocs, do they eat balls toogrin
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by victorious1986: 3:49pm On Sep 07, 2013
croc. Dont actually kill human it only tries to feel your blood presure. Why should you b afraid wen u see one? No need jo! wink
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by Bkrubzy(m): 3:58pm On Sep 07, 2013
He shuld av stayd der 4 5yrs jor....afta 5yrs,he'll b gud in martial arts...gud in truthful lieing....gud in shootin arrows...gud in livin a double lyf n alxo gud in catchin babes....any fan of Arrows in da aus??

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Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by adet991(f): 4:10pm On Sep 07, 2013
seedord247: Does Crocodile kills human? undecided
no o
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by Nobody: 4:57pm On Sep 07, 2013
swtchicgurl:

for what? grin tongue
You know na. grin grin
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by Nobody: 4:59pm On Sep 07, 2013
juventino:

Jake and the never land pirates! cool
which makes you under 7. What are you doing on Nairaland? cheesy
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by joe4christ(m): 5:01pm On Sep 07, 2013
usmsam: Wait.... Doesnt this man have family? How can he be missing for a fortnight but no one seemed to care enough to inform the authorities to look for him?
Nawa oo. Oyinbo pple for u.

oshi ni ye o, did'nt you read from the OP that he was a tourist
Learn to use you brain pls, that's why it was given you!
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by tender92(m): 5:43pm On Sep 07, 2013
my people say;wen u wake up in d morning & fowl starts Chasing u,u did beta run cus u don't knw weda it has grown teeth over nite. undecided
By d way..END time tinx grin
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by fr3do(m): 5:57pm On Sep 07, 2013
petrov 10: Talk of wildness , these beast are wiiild .They have one of d strongest bite force in the animal kingdom

wrong!
The hippotamus has the strongest bite force.
Crocs are cold blooded reptiles,hippos are warm blooded mammals.


@post
bad croc
lucky man
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by fr3do(m): 6:01pm On Sep 07, 2013
B-krubzy:
He shuld av stayd der 4 5yrs jor....afta 5yrs,he'll b gud in martial arts...gud in truthful lieing....gud in shootin arrows...gud in livin a double lyf n alxo gud in catchin babes....any fan of Arrows in da aus??
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Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by unmask: 6:07pm On Sep 07, 2013
ednut1: Foolish whites, dey will leave d comfort of their homes nd city to explore dangerous places, d croc shud have eaten him, dats was how one fool on nat geo wild survived shark attack while surfing nd d fool still vow to go back to surf der, rubbish
guy if the foolish whites didnt leave the comfort of their homes, you wouldnt be posting this today,......u would probably be in one village square, in ur raffia skirt holding a spear singing kumbaya

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Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by ednut1(m): 6:09pm On Sep 07, 2013
unmask: guy if the foolish whites didnt leave the comfort of their homes, you wouldnt be posting this today,......u would probably be in one village square, in ur raffia skirt holding a spear singing kumbaya
goin for camping in d bush is civilization rite
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by Nobody: 6:45pm On Sep 07, 2013
bidexolumanish: 4 wat,how crocodile go kill human

Help me tell am. I even know one guy when D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ brush him crocodile teeth every morning.
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by Nicepoker(m): 6:56pm On Sep 07, 2013
ednut1: Foolish whites, dey will leave d comfort of their homes nd city to explore dangerous places, d croc shud have eaten him, dats was how one fool on nat geo wild survived shark attack while surfing nd d fool still vow to go back to surf der, rubbish
thats why they wil always be better than u
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by dojumav: 7:25pm On Sep 07, 2013
unmask: guy if the foolish whites didnt leave the comfort of their homes, you wouldnt be posting this today,......u would probably be in one village square, in ur raffia skirt holding a spear singing kumbaya
but dre own expedition dey too much jare... just for d sake of breaking records
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by samuelfemo(m): 7:51pm On Sep 07, 2013
Thank God
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by petrov10: 7:59pm On Sep 07, 2013
fr3do:

wrong!
The hippotamus has the strongest bite force.
Crocs are cold blooded reptiles,hippos are warm blooded mammals.


@post
bad croc
lucky man
dude , ok read my post again
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by lastpage: 8:22pm On Sep 07, 2013
Yoshi-Master:
......Funny thing is these crocs waited for him patiently under the tree. He said at night all he could see were sets of colored eyes starring at him, and moaning as if to say, I want my food now. Luckily he was rescued just like this guy.

If I ever visit Australia, I am staying away from every swamp, lake, river e.t.c. Australia is notorious for having some of the biggest crocs alive.

I hope one of these Super-Crocs gobble-up that silly-Stewpid girl called "JennyKadry" for calling Nigeria "cursed"! grin grin grin grin

Though they would have an "ugly and tasteless dinner", we would at least not have to listen to such idiotic rants anymore! wink wink

Lastpage!
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by Nobody: 8:58pm On Sep 07, 2013
Yoshi-Master:
You don't f**k with crocs, they have the ability to slow down their metabolism and wait for you for up to 2 weeks.

There was also a true story I remember about some Aussie that was trapped on a tree, he had to climb the tree to get away from crocs. Funny thing is these crocs waited for him patiently under the tree. He said at night all he could see were sets of colored eyes starring at him, and moaning as if to say, I want my food now. Luckily he was rescued just like this guy.

If I ever visit Australia, I am staying away from every swamp, lake, river e.t.c. Australia is notorious for having some of the biggest crocs alive.
actually they have d biggest,d saltwater crocs
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by SUGARSON(m): 9:04pm On Sep 07, 2013
unmask: guy if the foolish whites didnt leave the comfort of their homes, you wouldnt be posting this today,......u would probably be in one village square, in ur raffia skirt holding a spear singing kumbaya
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Hahahahahahahaha..... This got me cracking!...... All Iz Well:::
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by kwajahafiz(m): 9:09pm On Sep 07, 2013
he should have turned the table on the beast and became the hunter......That would have given him a months supply of meat.
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by shawnpepe(f): 9:12pm On Sep 07, 2013
usmsam: Wait.... Doesnt this man have family? How can he be missing for a fortnight but no one seemed to care enough to inform the authorities to look for him?
Nawa oo. Oyinbo pple for u.
. He is touring naa! Y should his peepz inform d̶̲̥̅̊ police when touring can last up to a year
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by Nobody: 9:53pm On Sep 07, 2013
20ft
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by tallceejay(m): 11:19pm On Sep 07, 2013
seedord247: Does Crocodile kills human? undecided

An animal weighing close to a ton!, d length of a standard upstair building /duplex with a bite force of over a ton, enuf to pierce d tires of a 4wheel drive, that can pierce hides 5cm thick (serious ponmo),
20% of its length (almost 4ft) is all jaws, with 66 interlocking teeth that closes almost perfectly, designed to hold and pierce flesh....can eat more dan 50kg of meat at one sitting and swallows its meal whole! Its d largest evolutionized carnivorous reptile design... does it eat humans u ask ??

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Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by tallceejay(m): 11:31pm On Sep 07, 2013
Yoshi-Master:
You don't f**k with crocs, they have the ability to slow down their metabolism and wait for you for up to 2 weeks.

There was also a true story I remember about some Aussie that was trapped on a tree, he had to climb the tree to get away from crocs. Funny thing is these crocs waited for him patiently under the tree. He said at night all he could see were sets of colored eyes starring at him, and moaning as if to say, I want my food now. Luckily he was rescued just like this guy.

If I ever visit Australia, I am staying away from every swamp, lake, river e.t.c. Australia is notorious for having some of the biggest crocs alive.

So true, crocs r just one deadly part abt Australia...its also home to 70 venomous species. Snakes, 5 of which don't have anti-venom, hundreds of species of d poisonous box jelly fish, blue ringed, urchin, blue ringed octupus(kills in minutes)...all these contain a potent concoction of neuro toxinsn some other toxins jÙst attack body tissue and reÑders a man paralysed....
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by Tic4tac(m): 11:48pm On Sep 07, 2013
The crocodile is too Gentle...
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by Nobody: 12:47am On Sep 08, 2013
Tic4tac: The crocodile is too Gentle...

Lol...would you like to straddle this reptile, and stroke its snout? It'll love you for ever, if you do.
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by ndukwejoe(m): 2:13am On Sep 08, 2013
seedord247: Does Crocodile kills human? undecided
no they don't, kill human, na chop dem de chop human being.
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by Chiscomax(m): 7:15am On Sep 08, 2013
Oliver queen in the making cheesy
Re: Tourist Trapped On Australian Island After Being Stalked By A Crocodile by stankezzy: 8:16am On Sep 08, 2013
if i were d man ,i will quitely sneak out in d middle of d night around 12 to1 am wen d croc will be asleep,before it will notice ,i have gone.

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