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Telephone Conversation Btw Ladies by Bootylicious(f): 3:11am On Sep 14, 2013
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babe - how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again. Anyway let me go so dat I can have d latest information abt her
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, I don't know why she can't seat in her house,she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking.

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard
father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house? I dey comecharge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink beer.
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON:
Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will always have each other's back.
TRUE or FALSE?"

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Re: Telephone Conversation Btw Ladies by Haywhymido(m): 9:50pm On Sep 15, 2013
True

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Re: Telephone Conversation Btw Ladies by Anthony5745: 1:21pm On Sep 17, 2013
TRUE

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Re: Telephone Conversation Btw Ladies by inosend: 11:38am On Oct 16, 2013
CAPITALLY TRUE

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Re: Telephone Conversation Btw Ladies by Nobody: 4:44pm On Oct 16, 2013
100% true

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Re: Telephone Conversation Btw Ladies by dejoca(f): 11:56pm On Nov 28, 2013
TRUE
NA TRUE
Re: Telephone Conversation Btw Ladies by nairaland22(m): 3:51am On Nov 29, 2013
Its true jawe. Gals pretends alot bt guys are always straight wen it comes to discussions as such. Tank God am a guy

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Re: Telephone Conversation Btw Ladies by sylar129: 3:37pm On Nov 30, 2013
na true oooo

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