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| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by Nobody: 1:28am On May 03, 2007 |
LiquidMind: winch dey pursue you so? |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by nossycheek(f): 3:31pm On May 03, 2007 |
To show love to others. To give to the needy and poor in our midst. To engage in good works and live examplary Xtian life |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by 9ja4eva: 5:26am On May 04, 2007 |
babyosisi: I tire for dt kind sermon oh |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by LiquidMind(m): 9:24am On May 04, 2007 |
I sat my my pastor down and ask why did he preach that sermon (MY ENEMY MUST DIE )  He told me it is not nice for people to carry Heavy Baggage unnecessarily |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by Nobody: 11:08pm On May 04, 2007 |
LiquidMind: na cherubim you dey go? |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by 9ja4eva: 10:47am On May 05, 2007 |
Abi MFM |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by toshmann(m): 2:31pm On May 05, 2007 |
today no be church o. abeg this thread should be opened on sundays only  |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by Reverend(m): 9:16am On May 06, 2007 |
That Jesus was really Zeus 
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| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by mrpataki(m): 12:36pm On May 06, 2007 |
Learnt about what do you really see? From Jeremiah 1. Got inspired for the week and the blessed things coming my way in the coming months. God be praised!!!! |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by Reverend(m): 12:55pm On May 06, 2007 |
May Zeus also be praised! |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by anusule(m): 7:39pm On May 06, 2007 |
i learnt that majority of the youths in uk dont attend church but attend pubs,   |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by dollyp1cute(f): 8:04pm On May 06, 2007 |
Reverend: Trying to be controversial innit  Olodo |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by 9ja4eva: 10:09pm On May 06, 2007 |
anusule: r u kidding me |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by Reverend(m): 10:21pm On May 06, 2007 |
The pub is a far better place to meet people than the church. At least people tend to speak about normal thing and life in general in the pub. Why bother going to a church to listen to the crazy rantings of a pastor who spends two hours telling us we are sinners and not worthy. At the pub I go to there is none of that. You can watch the football on the wide screen TV, have a game of darts, drink a nice glass of cider and flirt with some babes. Now that is what I call the church of the future, |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by anusule(m): 10:41pm On May 06, 2007 |
Reverend: oga reverend, u don rundown tay-tay. no be today. just do me a favour, dont catch HIV |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by Reverend(m): 10:43pm On May 06, 2007 |
If you catch HIV the best place to go is to a hospital. The next best place is definitely a pub to drown your sorrows  The church would be the last place to go if at all OK maybe at your funeral and then only if you are religious  Going to a pub beats going to a Church any day of the week |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by anusule(m): 10:48pm On May 06, 2007 |
funny |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by tenik: 10:52pm On May 06, 2007 |
hmmmm, didnt go to church today, slept like a log of wood coz i partied all thru d weekend |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by anusule(m): 10:56pm On May 06, 2007 |
tenik: and you are happy. |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by Reverend(m): 10:56pm On May 06, 2007 |
@Tenik next time there is a party let me know |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by anusule(m): 10:57pm On May 06, 2007 |
there is a pub close to my house. |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by Reverend(m): 11:01pm On May 06, 2007 |
@Anusule We should meet there and discuss the meaning of life and play a game of darts, |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by anusule(m): 11:06pm On May 06, 2007 |
im actually in park lane, there are no dirty pubs around. |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by Reverend(m): 11:08pm On May 06, 2007 |
I only go to clean pubs with a lounge bar |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by anusule(m): 11:09pm On May 06, 2007 |
back to topic '''What Did You Learn At Church Today?'' |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by Reverend(m): 11:12pm On May 06, 2007 |
That Anusule could be a bit of a lad and an inteligent bloke :-) That is what i have learnt |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by anusule(m): 11:15pm On May 06, 2007 |
Reverend: |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by Horus(m): 7:47pm On May 09, 2007 |
Since the slave-master is an enemy of the slave, if the slave prays to the same God as the master, he is praying to the God that enabled the slave-master to enslave him. Therefore, that God is the enemy of the slave or captive just as the slave-master is. |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by ricadelide(m): 5:05pm On May 14, 2007 |
Horus:flawed logic masquerading as sense. FYI, for a slave that prays to God, assumption being the one is a christian, he has no human enemies; his slave-master is not his enemy but rather his brother (Philemon verse 16). So your flawed logic goes down the drain from your first premise. Mr, ITK |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by Nobody: 4:26am On May 15, 2007 |
biko let the uncircumcised philistines leave this beautiful thread! |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by toshmann(m): 8:53pm On May 15, 2007 |
babyosisi: nne, where did you see philistines na nigerians dey here o.anyway, today no be sunday, but i was in church last sunday (because my fiancee wont let me rest) despite the rains in cardiff. anyway it was good i joined her in prayers for our marriage God is great, wether reverend like am or not |
| Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by bdaf(m): 12:44pm On May 16, 2007 |
1 JOHN 3"16 |
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