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The Wedding Dress by feelgood(m): 3:48pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
The Wedding Dress The groom to be said to his fiancee, "Three-thousand eight-hundred dollars for a dress that's only going to be worn once?!" "Who says it's only going to be worn once?" "Oh? You're planning to get married again? You know you can't wear white the second time!" "No, but I do plan to have a daughter and she'll wear it on her wedding day. And she'll have a daughter who will wear it on her wedding day. And her daughter will wear it on her wedding day. It will become a family heirloom." "I'll bet your mother never bought such an extravagant dress." "Oh yeah? Well, she did too, smarty!" "Okay, then why don't you wear hers?" "Who wants to get married in that old thing?" |
Re: The Wedding Dress by Jeovy(m): 3:51pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
Oh really,so I will bear the cross for the rest of the would be husband |
Re: The Wedding Dress by mohawkchic(f): 6:50pm On Jun 24, 2008 |
~Hmmm |
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 9:14am On Jun 25, 2008 |
what kinna joke is dis? |
Re: The Wedding Dress by naijababe2(f): 4:46pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
I wonder. |
Re: The Wedding Dress by benjay1(m): 12:32am On Jun 26, 2008 |
Na joke be this or a couple quarelling ? Come wey that poor man make i borrow am money. ** searches for wallet**. . . Ona don come again oo fellow NLDers. who move my wallet just now ? |
Re: The Wedding Dress by mohawkchic(f): 1:11am On Jun 26, 2008 |
ben~jay: ~Lol,You's Soo Funny . . .Your Posts make up for the Jokes that arent that funny |
Re: The Wedding Dress by ituen(m): 6:00am On Jun 26, 2008 |
thats why its a jokers world @Ben Na which wallet miss? I hope it aint that fake nigerian army wallet with 50 sections which are filled with fake visa n credit cards |
Re: The Wedding Dress by Nobody: 6:02am On Jun 26, 2008 |
The joke was funny to me. |
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 8:38am On Jun 26, 2008 |
@benjay wey my wallet wey u steal |
Re: The Wedding Dress by jaymobb(m): 8:58am On Jun 26, 2008 |
ta! benjay shun dat format wey u wan use here o na which day u like go buy wallet come here wan use idea borrow money from us |
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 9:10am On Jun 26, 2008 |
no mind the juliusbeggar |
Re: The Wedding Dress by jaymobb(m): 9:16am On Jun 26, 2008 |
na im wey |
Re: The Wedding Dress by benjay1(m): 10:13am On Jun 26, 2008 |
See them aproko people. @ituen How you take know about that military wallet if you no dey use am ? @Clem no dey kode yourself, we all know say na your bra be your wallet. |
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 10:17am On Jun 26, 2008 |
yes dat na my emergency wallet you na for shoe u dey hide money |
Re: The Wedding Dress by benjay1(m): 10:22am On Jun 26, 2008 |
Why won't i do that when we have people like you around. |
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 10:51am On Jun 26, 2008 |
see dis thief man o i dey hide money for bra, cuzz ur type fit carry both the bra, the money and person wey wear the bra run |
Re: The Wedding Dress by benjay1(m): 10:57am On Jun 26, 2008 |
LOL . . . carry you run, now thats a good idea. where you say u been dey hide again ? |
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 11:53am On Jun 26, 2008 |
lol ur plans don fail i no go tell u |
Re: The Wedding Dress by benjay1(m): 12:03pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
Okay talk, i will buy you chin chin. |
Re: The Wedding Dress by jaymobb(m): 12:09pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
dont 4get digestive biscuit |
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 12:30pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
na dat wan u dey win ur village girls @ben throw the chin chin for me joh |
Re: The Wedding Dress by jaymobb(m): 12:36pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
y! as my village handbag u no say i rove u oya open your mouth make i dey throw am in one by one |
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 12:43pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
haaa |
Re: The Wedding Dress by Jeovy(m): 1:44pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
Benjay and clems again,una dey everywhere dey show una affec#### |
Re: The Wedding Dress by benjay1(m): 3:37pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
wetin we go do naa ? @Clem swthrt, come make i give you hug. |
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 3:48pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
see this jealous grasshoper |
Re: The Wedding Dress by jaymobb(m): 3:56pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
grasshopping from one bla bla bla to anoda |
Re: The Wedding Dress by benjay1(m): 8:34pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
busy bodies. |
Re: The Wedding Dress by ituen(m): 6:41am On Jun 27, 2008 |
Jeovy: according to clemcy - adultry is legal according to ben - adultry is a fundamental right |
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 8:51am On Jun 27, 2008 |
my gawd! iteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeun ben_jay na my brova inlaw o |
Re: The Wedding Dress by benjay1(m): 9:05am On Jun 27, 2008 |
No mind am, dem wan break family. |
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