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The Wedding Dress by feelgood(m): 3:48pm On Jun 24, 2008
The Wedding Dress

The groom to be said to his fiancee, "Three-thousand eight-hundred dollars for a dress that's only going to be worn once?!"

"Who says it's only going to be worn once?"

"Oh? You're planning to get married again? You know you can't wear white the second time!"

"No, but I do plan to have a daughter and she'll wear it on her wedding day. And she'll have a daughter who will wear it on her wedding day. And her daughter will wear it on her wedding day. It will become a family heirloom."

"I'll bet your mother never bought such an extravagant dress."

"Oh yeah? Well, she did too, smarty!"

"Okay, then why don't you wear hers?"

"Who wants to get married in that old thing?"
Re: The Wedding Dress by Jeovy(m): 3:51pm On Jun 24, 2008
Oh really,so I will bear the cross for the rest of the would be husband
Re: The Wedding Dress by mohawkchic(f): 6:50pm On Jun 24, 2008
~Hmmm undecided
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 9:14am On Jun 25, 2008
what kinna joke is dis?
Re: The Wedding Dress by naijababe2(f): 4:46pm On Jun 25, 2008
I wonder.
Re: The Wedding Dress by benjay1(m): 12:32am On Jun 26, 2008
Na joke be this or a couple quarelling ?

Come wey that poor man make i borrow am money.

** searches for wallet**. . . Ona don come again oo fellow NLDers. who move my wallet just now ? angry
Re: The Wedding Dress by mohawkchic(f): 1:11am On Jun 26, 2008
ben~jay:

Na joke be this or a couple quarelling ?

Come wey that poor man make i borrow am money.

** searches for wallet**. . . Ona don come again oo fellow NLDers. who move my wallet just now ? angry


~Lol,You's Soo Funny . . .Your Posts make up for the Jokes that arent that funny cheesy
Re: The Wedding Dress by ituen(m): 6:00am On Jun 26, 2008
thats why its a jokers world

@Ben

Na which wallet miss? I hope it aint that fake nigerian army wallet with 50 sections which are filled with fake visa n credit cards
Re: The Wedding Dress by Nobody: 6:02am On Jun 26, 2008
The joke was funny to me. cheesy
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 8:38am On Jun 26, 2008
@benjay
wey my wallet wey u steal angry
Re: The Wedding Dress by jaymobb(m): 8:58am On Jun 26, 2008
ta! benjay shun dat format wey u wan use here o

na which day u like go buy wallet

come here wan use idea borrow money from us
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 9:10am On Jun 26, 2008
no mind the juliusbeggar grin
Re: The Wedding Dress by jaymobb(m): 9:16am On Jun 26, 2008
na im wey grin
Re: The Wedding Dress by benjay1(m): 10:13am On Jun 26, 2008
See them aproko people.
@ituen How you take know about that military wallet if you no dey use am ?

@Clem no dey kode yourself, we all know say na your bra be your wallet.
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 10:17am On Jun 26, 2008
yes dat na my emergency wallet grin

you na for shoe u dey hide money
Re: The Wedding Dress by benjay1(m): 10:22am On Jun 26, 2008
Why won't i do that when we have people like you around. grin
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 10:51am On Jun 26, 2008
see dis thief man o

i dey hide money for bra, cuzz ur type fit carry both the bra, the money and person wey wear the bra run
Re: The Wedding Dress by benjay1(m): 10:57am On Jun 26, 2008
LOL . . . carry you run, now thats a good idea. where you say u been dey hide again ?
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 11:53am On Jun 26, 2008
lol ur plans don fail i no go tell u
Re: The Wedding Dress by benjay1(m): 12:03pm On Jun 26, 2008
Okay talk, i will buy you chin chin. grin
Re: The Wedding Dress by jaymobb(m): 12:09pm On Jun 26, 2008
dont 4get digestive biscuit
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 12:30pm On Jun 26, 2008
na dat wan u dey win ur village girls

@ben throw the chin chin for me joh
Re: The Wedding Dress by jaymobb(m): 12:36pm On Jun 26, 2008
y! as my village handbag u no say i rove u

oya open your mouth make i dey throw am in one by one
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 12:43pm On Jun 26, 2008
haaa grin grin
Re: The Wedding Dress by Jeovy(m): 1:44pm On Jun 26, 2008
Benjay and clems again,una dey everywhere dey show una affec####
Re: The Wedding Dress by benjay1(m): 3:37pm On Jun 26, 2008
wetin we go do naa ?
@Clem swthrt, come make i give you hug.
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 3:48pm On Jun 26, 2008
see this jealous grasshoper
Re: The Wedding Dress by jaymobb(m): 3:56pm On Jun 26, 2008
grasshopping from one bla bla bla to anoda
Re: The Wedding Dress by benjay1(m): 8:34pm On Jun 26, 2008
busy bodies.
Re: The Wedding Dress by ituen(m): 6:41am On Jun 27, 2008
Jeovy:

Benjay and clems again,una dey everywhere dey show una affec####

according to clemcy - adultry is legal

according to ben - adultry is a fundamental right
Re: The Wedding Dress by clemcykul(f): 8:51am On Jun 27, 2008
my gawd! iteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeun grin

ben_jay na my brova inlaw o
Re: The Wedding Dress by benjay1(m): 9:05am On Jun 27, 2008
No mind am, dem wan break family.

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