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Incase Of Emergency, Who Would You Call. by Nobody: 8:33pm On Sep 27, 2013
[b]Be sincere, if you find yourself in any of the following situation who would you call, provided you are allowed to make just a phone call.

You're to call a friend on Who wants to be a millionaire:
You've been kidnapped and the kidnappers wants to negotiate:
You've impregnated your house-help:
You failed an exam:
You got arrested "mistakenly"
You got arrested for DUI (driving under influence):
You're been robbed and you need help:


My Answer:
You're to call a friend on Who wants to be a millionaire: My Dad, he would be able to help out no matter how difficult the question is, he would have a hint, if not the real answer.
You've been kidnapped and the kidnappers wants to negotiate: My Mom!! Dad would tell the kidnappers to go to hell because they're "scammers" and they don't have me in their possession.
You've impregnated your house-help: My brother, he would have a solution, or better still an idea on how to handle the situation.
You failed an exam: My mum would understand and reason as to why I failed.
You got arrested "mistakenly": My Dad!!! The police officer would run whenever he runs into me in town.
You got arrested for DUI (driving under influence): My brother...
You're been robbed and you need help: None, I'd rather say my last prayer.
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