I recieved the most astonishing and stunning text message of my lifetime this afternoon..my day started with so much gracefulness and energy well until 3:23pm when my phone buzzed and there it was in my face “otunba oga oo longtime no see, you seem to forget me so easily i can see it was so easy for after you ruined and destroy my entire life abi.am sure you are surprised as to how i got your cell number hmmm,just want you to know i have made of up my mind and am coming back to claim what is rightfully mine so you can tell all those useless riff raffs you dating to get going already.. Otunba i know you‘re player and cunning but this time i‘m equally ready for your game,you just call my bluff and see.and please Darling meet me @ j3 plaza tomorrow by 6pm i hope you haven‘t forgotten how we used to do it..kisses baby muah“ all i could do was sink into my seat..right now my mind is blank please i need serious advice because this is a very serious problem i just got myself dished

With my pop corn n can of coke, waiting to read replies dis na real gobe!

Wimps

Otunba, Otunbaby Relaxxxx,
This is your reply:
Honey, I hav been expecting this message, I will be there 30minutes early.
I cant wait to be your 1. all over again.
Muah muah muah.
Then get there early, and start calling her non-stop to say you are there.

The police is your friend. This is a veiled threat. Report her at the nearest police station. This will avert any kind of "na devil work" ending in this your story.

Lovetinz: Otunba, Otunbaby Relaxxxx,
This is your reply:
Honey, I hav been expecting this message, I will be there 30minutes early.
I cant wait to be your 1. all over again.
Muah muah muah.
Then get there early, and start calling her non-stop to say you are there.

thats absolutely gonna boost her confidence and ego *mixe-feelings*

Laff haf killed me, iku lere eshe

@op d babe sounds lyk all dis girls dat will end up on The Sun newspaper for pouring acid on her lover because she was jilted just saying. And don't forget that African juju is real oh...

Serious gobe.

Omo see gobe....

#hehehehehehehehe# in Japanese # go and finish wat u started

Reply by telling her u have been waiting and looking for her, but u cud not find her. Tell her that the ritualists who u visited for money ritual asserted that she is the only potent being who u cud use for ritual money. Tell her he has predicted that she would show up one day and if she does, you shud quickly make use of the opportunity, as she is your last chance of making money. Tell to come now now and nite delay it.

u better run for ur life

Its time to pay for ur crime otunba! Go n fcckin pay!

Jenams: Its time to pay for ur crime otunba! Go n fcckin pay!

Comon mate we all have bad relationships and it wasn‘t my fault to be candid about the so called union.and the b.tich is referring to a “5years“ long dead relationship you can imagine 5years *haba*

Situation:
Comon mate we all have bad relationships and it wasn‘t my fault to be candid about the so called union.and the b.tich is referring to a “5years“ long dead relationship you can imagine 5years *haba*

I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣ yaff in swahili....my BROS.....I DON ENTER 1 CHANCE

tpacalipse: Reply by telling her u have been waiting and looking for her, but u cud not find her. Tell her that the ritualists who u visited for money ritual asserted that she is the only potent being who u cud use for ritual money. Tell her he has predicted that she would show up one day and if she does, you shud quickly make use of the opportunity, as she is your last chance of making money. Tell to come now now and nite delay it.

Exactly on point

nothing to fear here. she is just trying to get back in your good graces after a bunch of other guys have left her. Simply send her a message stating

Hey

It's was a surprise to hear from you today. Hope all is well with you. Just wanted to let you know that i am involved with someone i care about. Meaning i don't want anything to do with you and i will not be meeting you anywhere. Also, please delete my number and forget about me. Sorry if this sounds harsh but i just want to make sure that there is no confusion with this matter. Have a good life

signed
.........

Otunba why?

*ehrmmnn, Otunba Otunba Otunba, how many times I call ur name? Person wen dem put sugar for I'm mouth dey vomit am ni? See free show wey you wey claim to be a player sey refuse.
No mind wetin dem tell you, go the place.
Two things are involved, its either she wan give you AIDS or she wan make U̶̲̥̅̊ continue dey bang am.if na bang, you are safe, if na aids, two things are involved, either you commit suicide or you continue dey live, either way, ONLY one thing is involved, YOU WILL DIE

dude do you own a hand gun? now isnt a bad tym to get one....just saying