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Telephone Conversation Between Ladies And Guys by Nobody: 5:03pm On Oct 08, 2013
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I’ve missed u a
lot. Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you
that I
will pay you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great
pleasure to have you. I will be expecting
you
sweet.
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl
again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again,
she
thinks I will buy her drinks with my
money
again, she must be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION
BETWEEN
GUYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur
drunkard
father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama
nko? Francis: You are a fool. How far, U
dey house?
I dey come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money
come
make we drink beer.
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!
*AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at
times but
always great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each
other
but they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they
will
always have each
other’s back.

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