**Some Girls Sha!!
I know some ladies will hate me for
dis but hey!
Na joke ooh..
1. You will cheat on your partner,
you will still cheat during exams.. Your name be cheetah??
2. You fix eye lashes like toothbrush,
tattoo your body like vitafoam
design, wear earrings like handcuffs
and you want a God-fearing man..
Sorry, God won't give his saint to Devil's saint, it doesn't work that
way.
3. Some girls will be scratching their
buttocks in public as if it's recharge
card.. Haba!
4. Some girls handbag be looking like ballot boxes.. as if they wanna
go rig election.
5. Guys don't put banana inside
their boxers to deceive you girls, so
why do you put foam bra and foam
bum bum to deceive guyz?? 6. Girls with money tho'.. How can
you be asking me "where is my gift?"
on mother's day?.. you be my
mother?

Schmuck

Gabriel_sylar: Schmuck

Why r u calling him a schmuck? What he posted is true

LMOAO

LMAO

smh

pasqal09:
Why r u calling him a schmuck? What he posted is true

i need to sing a song on ASUU

whao