YORUBA ECONOMICS
You have two cows
U kill them both
And throw an owambe party!

IBO ECONOMICS
You have two cows
U make very good counterfeits of them
And sell for the price of the real cows!

HAUSA ECONOMICS
You have two cows
You rear them till they are four
Make sure ur kids rear cows too
And just maintain!

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & who becomes a threat to the world
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.

SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called
Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

NIGERIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You eat one, claim it was stolen, and call in the Police to investigate.
Police arrest everyone living within 100km and torture them thoroughly until someone admits kidnapping the cow.
The police instead collect one cow each from everyone they arrested.
You have your cow back and the Police now owns a
cattle farm.

hahhhhahhhhahh!!!!

nice one mate!!! especially the mad cow bit

Yeeeeeeeee, you don destroy them Nigerians

Haba, you were too harsh on them, are you not a Nigerian?

Jaguda!

my mistake fellows, just discovered tis has bin posted before. Couldn't resist sharing it wit u folks.

do not crucify me with recycled! just skip pleaaassseeeee.

hey u got it from a newspaper(life)

jaguda:

my mistake fellows, just discovered tis has bin posted before. Couldn't resist sharing it wit u folks.

do not crucify me with recycled! just skip pleaaassseeeee.

Of course, don't worry because its a very great joke ! it made me laugh so well once again. i love it forever.
Cheers

na wa o, i dont think this guy is a Nigerian. well, nice joke LOL

i am a nigerian but our police are not just it, go read the editorial in the Guardian newspaper of 8th June, 2006 and u will see wat i am talking about.

but wait, is it only the nigerian economics u guys read, wat about US, France and the others?

ahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!!! chei! a don die me today fo nairaland. nairaland go kill me finish. Nice one.
Cameroon Economics
Your neighbour has 2 cows, You swear they are yours. Call everyone and start shouting how your cows have been stolen. The council decides both of you must go and swear before the Gods. You take your neighbour's picture to a dibia.

hahahahahahha

russian economics
u have 2 cows u count them and u have 52 cows,u count them again and u have 72 cows,u count them again and u have 2 cows,u stop counting and open another bottle of beer.

its like we should start our local cow economics

i like the two additions most especially the russian cow economics, i wonder what the irish cow economics will look like?

kIP IT UP.

Chey!dis na waya oooooo for niger people,where dis man do get dis tory from abeg! e dey kampe joooo.

chinese
u have two cows u hire 10,000 workers build a giant factory that accomodates 50,000 cows and claim full ownership,even get the public to invest in ur company and u sue the reporter who reports that u have two cows.

IRAQI ECONOMIES

u HAVE 10 cows
u blow up the 10 cows and
blame the allied forces

kidnap another 15 cows
and blow dem up again
untill the allied forces leave

u wake up sumday
and realise,
they will leave,
u assassinate all the cows in the country
and claim matyrdom.

very good indeed lol !!!

jaguda:

IRAQI ECONOMIES

u HAVE 10 cows
u blow up the 10 cows and
blame the allied forces

kidnap another 15 cows
and blow dem up again
untill the allied forces leave

u wake up sumday
and realise,
they will leave,
u assassinate all the cows in the country
and claim matyrdom.

nothing does u bros no shakement, keep it coming.

hmmmm

Lordy lord!
Cant find my cow!

Lordy lord!
Cant find my cow!
USA economics cracked me up, real good