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Pregnant Virgin! by Oracle(m): 3:40am On Jul 22, 2006
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says,
"Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says,
"Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie?"
Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says,
"Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!"
Re: Pregnant Virgin! by ify2love2(f): 9:33am On Jul 22, 2006
hmmmmm shocked
Re: Pregnant Virgin! by valen018: 10:46am On Jul 22, 2006
hmmmm, If i had paid 2 hear dis Joke 4rm
BASKET MOUTH, i wouldnt mind protesting
4 collecting my change.
u should av made it more REAL grin
Re: Pregnant Virgin! by Damsal(f): 11:10am On Jul 22, 2006
Lol grin grin
Re: Pregnant Virgin! by Oracle(m): 5:34am On Jul 25, 2006
valen018:

hmmmm, If i had paid 2 hear this Joke from
BASKET MOUTH, i wouldnt mind protesting
4 collecting my change.
u should av made it more REAL grin

what do you mean more real?
Re: Pregnant Virgin! by Anayoking1(m): 8:36am On Jul 26, 2006
It is very very funny, If I were the one I will ask all the newly delivered women to leave my hospital b4 pharoah's soldier will slaught their babies.
Re: Pregnant Virgin! by chistiana(f): 10:45am On Aug 02, 2006
u funny, buut not too funny, sa e ti ra ji su bu nhhhhhhhh grin
Re: Pregnant Virgin! by Cleofel(f): 1:44am On Aug 08, 2006
;d :d ;d :d ;d :d

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