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Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by Dhurmynick(m): 8:14pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
2go to Nigeria is what facebook is to the U.S. Every young man or woman fortunate enough to purchase a relatively sophisticated mobile phone has an account on it. The good things this social networking site has brought to the country are quite numerous but then, so are the bad ones. After keeping them hidden in my chest for months, I’ve finally decided to lend them a voice via this article. Too Many Liars for one Social Site!!! Okay, have you ever really wanted to meet the world’s best liars? Have you ever felt like, I don’t care whats true anymore, I just want a tale that would make me happy or sad? If you have, then 2go is the right place to go! In there, lying is not the norm, it’s the must! For example, I met a new friend in one of the 2go rooms not too long ago, and while doing the boring “Intoduce yourself” part, he told me he was a doctor in Abuja. I was quite thrilled, you know. Its not everyday one gets to hobnob with a medical doctor. The very next morning, I logged in and met our guy online. I asked him what his day was going to be like and he told me he would have to defend a client of his in court that same day and was therefore preparing his case. Okay… I deleted him right away. Even my kid brother knows that lawyers can’t be doctors! Apart from instances like the one above, we have cases of girls who ask guys for airtime, in exchange for their nude pictures. Only to receive the airtime, search for sex pictures online, and share them with 2go johnnies, who actually believe they are seeing the clits of real Nigerian girls. How stupid! One question I keep asking myself is; haven’t those guys ever heard of www.89.com? As a matter of fact, 2go is the home of liars, or to be more lenient, extremely creative people. Once you log in, accept the “Hi” as a probable truth, and then every other thing that follows, is a lie! Don’t say I didn’t warn you! I feel so dumb, I'm gonna sleep Dumb Fellows! I hate these ones more than the liars. Just follow the chat log below and you might grasp what am driving at. Johnnie: Larry, how far Me: Am cool, whats up with you? Johnnie: God dey. How your family? Me: Fine Johnnie: How your mumsy? Me: Fine Johnnie: How your popsy? Me: Fine (Now, am trying to chat with a really hot girl online, and wouldn’t need any distractions, you know what I mean) Johnnie: How’s your laptop? Me: Fine Johnnie: How’s your day gonna be? Me: EVERYTHING IS FINE!!!! Johnnie: How your way na? Me: No reply Johnnie: Answer na! Me; No reply Johnnie: You dey crase! NA because you see me for 2go you dey ignore me abi? God go punish that your head for you. Idiot. Mtcheewww! Do you feel my pains? For Goodness sake; if I want someone to ask after my “everything”, I’ll simply dial my girlfriend’s number, or better still, my mum’s. She’s ever ready to enquire after my life. But when I log into 2go, I expect to chat! Of course, the chat session above usually ends with someone pressing the “DELETE BUTTON” message me for a laugh! 2go Jokes Until 5 months ago, my list of friends was always neat. But then, 2go brought in a nuisance who literarily keeps nagging me to click on it, so I can have a joke. Initially, I thought it was probably cool, so I hit on it for the first time and got “An Igbo man’s troubles starts when he marries a wife”. Okay, I was waiting to see the joke but a minute slipped by… and then 2 minutes followed suite and my joke was nowhere to be found. Feeling pissed off at giving away the 300 go credits with which I could have gotten myself a couple of friends from 2go chat rooms, I rushed to a friend’s house to show him my ordeal and after studying it for seconds, he told me I had what I paid for. I humbly asked for the joke, and he showed me what I had been missing since… “An Igbo man’s troubles starts when he marries a wife”. Full stop! Nothing more! Seriously, that’s the joke? For goodness sakes, what do those 2go guys take me for? I put my delete button to work again, but this time, the stupid joker wouldn’t let me delete it. Well am putting up with it these days, but I hate it… more than saddam Hussein hated George Bush. Am a Veteran 2goer! Ranks When I first signed up for 2go, I was given the beginners rank, and then 2weeks later, got to professional. 5 months after, am now a master. But what are my benefits? HELP ME ASK 2GO OFFICIALS!!! I used to pay through my nose to chat when I started, and I still pay through my nose, if not through my anus, to chat today. I was always given 140 character spaces to update my status, and today, that hasn’t increased one bit. Okay, even the girls, who everyone knows, like men of high ranks; they always never bothered to say hi to me then, and till today, they still skip past larry’s account, as if… its not there. So what is the benefit of being a master on 2go? Do 2go officials really think am a nursery school boy who goes around fantasizing about becoming a soldier? Strip me of my rank brothers and give me some free 2go credits! Since I got it; my life on 2go has been more still than a lake!!! am the best! Updates by friends Seriously, most of the time, what friends update are usually something like this “ I thank God for waking me up oooh” Okay, we all agree you are the only Child of God on 2go, but is God on your list of 2go friends? Does he have an account there? Why post such dumb updates which turn one’s belly, instead of praying in your little room for as long as you wish? Besides, you woke up, the Lizards in my house woke up, the coackroaches in your house woke up, over 7 billion people all over the world woke up, and they can all die any moment, including your grateful self, so where is the news in that? Updates like this really bore me to death! Another type of update that makes me spit is the braggart’s brawl”: something like, “ I am the King” In the name of the queen, you are no King! If you were, you’d be too busy with state matters to have time for 2go! And whats more, we don’t give a Bleep if you are a king or a slave, so why not go brag to your dog? My response to this type of update of course, has to be the delete button. I still love 2go though Honestly, 2go is one hell of a fine idea, but with all the shit one sees in there these days, one cant help but keep one’s finger on the characters’ button, and the other, on the delete button. I think I will probably log into 2go now…and delete a johnnie 6 Likes |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by physise(m): 8:19pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
2go na for small children |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by Iniwhyt: 9:26pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
So hilarious,Can't help laffin. I agree wif u 2 sum xtnd buh seriosly am nt com4table wif ur 'hatin 2 death' wen som1 shows gratitude 2 God onlyn. I'l advise u ask God 4 4givnes i.e if u bliv in God cos U jst blasphemd. 2 Likes |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by kreemzo1(m): 10:48pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Nice post...bt wat i think is d cause of d problem is dat 2go is too cheap!..so many ppl can afford to 2go,because d 2go app can work on so many useless phones(chinko phone sef) unlike whatsapp n co..so because its so cheap,u find so many fake ppl there(including 12yrs old gals claiming 17yrs old on their profile)!..bt i once loved 2go sha oo |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by Nobody: 11:41pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
na by force? Na by force to dey 2go? Na by force to go room go add? If u wan complain about 2go, hello young man, we are nairalanders not 2go interactive officials 4 Likes |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by johndwayy(m): 11:48pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
@op,why u cum dey tell us all dis boring gist? Na u sabi |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by JustWahlay: 2:19am On Oct 11, 2013 |
De last tym i log in to 2go.......mehn i was scared bout wat i saw. imagine a 43year old man begging a 13yrs old girl for hot se.x chat:/ 1 Like |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by Nobody: 5:40am On Oct 11, 2013 |
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Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by seunlayi(m): 6:38am On Oct 11, 2013 |
I love 2go becos it makes chatting on fb easier when i am not on my pc but i stopped using it when the fb stuff started having issue. What i hate most is meeting new people on 2go, I always ingnore them. 1 Like |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by wman(m): 7:14am On Oct 11, 2013 |
Last time I logged in to 2go was 6 months ago. Facebook chat's been turned off for 8 months. I hate wasting time on stupid meaningless chat(most are). |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by texazzpete(m): 7:25am On Oct 11, 2013 |
Dhurmynick: 2go to Nigeria is what I wouldn't use that horrid, crappy looking app on my phone even if you paid me. I installed it, saw how fugly and unintuitive it looked, joined one chatroom for the kicks and quickly uninstalled that POS. Comparing 2go to FaceBook in terms of penetration is just hilarious. |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by opeyemi224(m): 7:53am On Oct 11, 2013 |
pls nairalanders hw can i stop anonimous request on ma 2go, pls it is nt funny @ll.... i get a request of @least 50 in aday nd it makin me look lik a fool am fired of dis...pls i need ur help.. |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by Nobody: 8:03am On Oct 11, 2013 |
DonCrust:Lol |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by UchihaItachi(m): 8:13am On Oct 11, 2013 |
Very funny striping ur rank for some go credits? If it were possible, I'd have them strip my "ultimate" rank for just 2000gc..I wonder what the ranks are there for in the first place |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by psalmdave(m): 8:44am On Oct 11, 2013 |
Someone gave thanks to God and you are.......?anyway may God help us 1 Like |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by Dhurmynick(m): 9:44am On Oct 11, 2013 |
Funny... Lol... I hate those morning praisses on 2go |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by psalmdave(m): 11:54am On Oct 11, 2013 |
Dhurmynick: Funny... Lol... I hate those morning praisses on 2gou hate praises to GOD? *unfollows thread* |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by Dhurmynick(m): 1:05pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Nope.... It shuld be done politely, not like that |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by ajasa4link: 2:47pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Oga op,who told u doctors can't be lawyers huh?...Prof. john obafunwa the VC of Lagos state university is a doctor, in fact the head of all pathologists in Lagos state and yet he has a degree in law... |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by TheTega(m): 6:58pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
Dhurmynick: 2go to Nigeria is what bro you cracked me up real time. |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by krugar07(m): 8:14pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
OP are you still using 2g0 up till now??. u dey suspect u ohh |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by Dhurmynick(m): 8:42pm On Oct 11, 2013 |
krugar07: OP are you still using 2g0 up till now??. u dey suspect u ohh Yh. I use 2go sometimes |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by Nobody: 4:36pm On May 01, 2016 |
Eh... 3yrs |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by Nobody: 5:33pm On May 14, 2017 |
na 2go has change now u have to buy gocredit before u chat on room:south africa they are eaten our money; check other app they never ask of money |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by Archangels2(m): 8:19pm On May 14, 2017 |
2go still dey exist? |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by walemoney007(m): 12:45am On May 15, 2017 |
bullshit app...the last time i logged in was 2011 why should we pay to chat,nonsense but i waste plenty money for gc sha |
Re: Why I Hate 2go/ Things I Hate On 2go by TechPanda(m): 1:34am On May 15, 2017 |
Like Seriously, Do You Still Use 2go? Who Does That Anymore? . **************** . Me: 2go, how fa . 2go: Panda, i dey . me: how market nah . 2go: bros, nah God win o. . me: you sure? cos your people don carry you matter enter nairaland and fb oh . 2go: wetin dem talk ? . me: them say you f*ck up, them nor like your style . 2go: am trying my best, my team is working extra hour and having sleepless night inorder to upgrade the platform. we want users to be able to CONNECT with NEW people . me: Wonderful, i tought that was Mark Zuckerberg's motto? so you re now doing borrow borrow abi? (In mama P's voice ** kontinu ) . 2go: no oo, it is not like that, we will soon add moderators who will check users behaviour, ensuring that rights of human being, pets are protected. Ethnic Groups And Tribes are respected, and yeah NO CRYPTO-CURRENCY is promoted. . me: Moderators Keh? abeg shift lemme Kukuma faint. Infact, Seun must hear this . me: you know that's just the problem (infact the problems are too much). . *** An Open letter to 2go. *** . My dear2go. . Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord and saviour! I am surprise to see you're still in market, same way am surprise to still see Yahoo (after all that happened) . The world has changed, and we've changed since you last saw us on your platform. . I'm more concerned about people i care for, people close to me, my family, friends, relatives and my woman. . All i need is to be connected to them, i dont want to chat with random people. Respect that from your ** former * customer (me). . Gladly, WhatsApp is doing that for us. If you want to survive, want Nairalanders back, if you want all your customers back, if you want ME back , rise above #competition. . #SAAC #SpeakingAsAConsumer . yours truely: TechPanda |
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