haha, u just had to answer to that, lol -- now u would make me say it,

@Poster

Good job

wetin? na your beer u dey find again? ------- checked your boxers? lmao,

Found it, but its empty.
and na clem been pass where i keep am.

try finding it there again dag

ben,you sure say no be princess.I dey suspect her

u be the num1 suspect


^*shoutin*
Ben i have seen your beer inside his boxers

doing what inside my boxer?

Ona two dey try serve me Piss

@jeovy
i should be askn you

@ben
no be u dey fine ur beer

the guy is confused

Princess,what did you find the beer doing?

i realy didnt check

Look at confussion in human form saying someone is confused.

@Jeovy I have met fools on NLD but you stand out.

you keep meeting fools,what does that say about you?

Looks down @Jeovy

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

sorry,can't help you

please why am i two best guyz on land fighting

dnt make me cry
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what an understatement
am loving evry bit of it

@princesa Incase you haven't noticed, this is the jokes section of NLD.
Anything or Anyone can be used to make the whole thread lively.
If you no take time now, u go become d source of laughter here.

Abi Jeovy wetin you think ?

No mind her pawpaw head

ben~jay:

@princesa Incase you haven't noticed, this is the jokes section of NLD.
Anything or Anyone can be used to make the whole thread lively.
If you no take time now, u go become d source of laughter here.

Abi Jeovy wetin you think ?

my guy, u too dey over believe sey u sabi

pay back time

@Jeovy U mean her nervous system dey lack pawpaw ?

@studio Why i no go believe myself naaa ? see ooo.

LET THEM SAY,
AFTER I GO SLEEP UNA GET POWER ABI

@princesa So na your plan be that ?

ur mama's so dumb she was there when Jesus walked on water, she said
"Damn! It must be the shoes"

Ur mama's so dumb, she got stabbed in a shootout

Ur mama's so skinny, she looks thru a peephole with both eyes

Ur mama's so ugly, she went for an ugly pageant, they told her
"Sorry, no professionals, only amateurs, u ugly bitch"

brad:

your mama's so dumb she was there when Jesus walked on water, she said
"Damn! It must be the shoes"

your mama's so dumb, she got stabbed in a shootout

your mama's so skinny, she looks through a peephole with both eyes

your mama's so ugly, she went for an ugly pageant, they told her
"Sorry, no professionals, only amateurs, u ugly bitch"

DUDE!!

WTF pissed u off??

Yo Poppa so ugly he turned Medusa to Stone.

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Na wetin una bring Yo Momma for na?

^{**with arms outstretched.**}
I no know ooo

Na this kain tin dey make be beat some people without asking questions

you don turn police

You no know say ituen follow act Police Recruit ?