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Re: Quickies! by Nella(f): 4:20pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
haha, u just had to answer to that, lol -- now u would make me say it, @Poster Good job |
Re: Quickies! by benjay1(m): 4:23pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
Re: Quickies! by Nella(f): 4:34pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
wetin? na your beer u dey find again? ------- checked your boxers? lmao, |
Re: Quickies! by benjay1(m): 4:55pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
Found it, but its empty. and na clem been pass where i keep am. |
Re: Quickies! by princesa(f): 6:37pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
try finding it there again dag |
Re: Quickies! by Jeovy(m): 7:59pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
ben,you sure say no be princess.I dey suspect her |
Re: Quickies! by princesa(f): 8:03pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
u be the num1 suspect *shoutin* Ben i have seen your beer inside his boxers |
Re: Quickies! by Jeovy(m): 8:11pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
doing what inside my boxer? |
Re: Quickies! by benjay1(m): 8:11pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
Ona two dey try serve me Piss |
Re: Quickies! by princesa(f): 8:14pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
@jeovy i should be askn you @ben no be u dey fine ur beer |
Re: Quickies! by Jeovy(m): 8:17pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
the guy is confused Princess,what did you find the beer doing? |
Re: Quickies! by princesa(f): 8:24pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
i realy didnt check |
Re: Quickies! by benjay1(m): 8:25pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
Look at confussion in human form saying someone is confused. @Jeovy I have met fools on NLD but you stand out. |
Re: Quickies! by Jeovy(m): 8:26pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
you keep meeting fools,what does that say about you? |
Re: Quickies! by benjay1(m): 8:28pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
Looks down @Jeovy I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. |
Re: Quickies! by Jeovy(m): 8:32pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
sorry,can't help you |
Re: Quickies! by princesa(f): 8:36pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
please why am i two best guyz on land fighting dnt make me cry . . . . . . . what an understatement am loving evry bit of it |
Re: Quickies! by benjay1(m): 8:44pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
@princesa Incase you haven't noticed, this is the jokes section of NLD. Anything or Anyone can be used to make the whole thread lively. If you no take time now, u go become d source of laughter here. Abi Jeovy wetin you think ? |
Re: Quickies! by Jeovy(m): 8:48pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
No mind her pawpaw head |
Re: Quickies! by studio43(m): 8:49pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
ben~jay: my guy, u too dey over believe sey u sabi |
Re: Quickies! by Jeovy(m): 8:51pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
pay back time |
Re: Quickies! by benjay1(m): 8:52pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
@Jeovy U mean her nervous system dey lack pawpaw ? @studio Why i no go believe myself naaa ? see ooo. |
Re: Quickies! by princesa(f): 5:37pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
LET THEM SAY, AFTER I GO SLEEP UNA GET POWER ABI |
Re: Quickies! by benjay1(m): 6:24pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
@princesa So na your plan be that ? |
Re: Quickies! by brad(m): 8:10pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
ur mama's so dumb she was there when Jesus walked on water, she said "Damn! It must be the shoes" Ur mama's so dumb, she got stabbed in a shootout Ur mama's so skinny, she looks thru a peephole with both eyes Ur mama's so ugly, she went for an ugly pageant, they told her "Sorry, no professionals, only amateurs, u ugly bitch" |
Re: Quickies! by Esss(m): 8:16pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
brad: DUDE!! WTF pissed u off?? |
Re: Quickies! by benjay1(m): 8:44pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
Yo Poppa so ugly he turned Medusa to Stone. Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! |
Re: Quickies! by ituen(m): 11:50pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
Na wetin una bring Yo Momma for na? |
Re: Quickies! by benjay1(m): 11:56pm On Jul 04, 2008 |
**with arms outstretched.** I no know ooo |
Re: Quickies! by ituen(m): 4:55am On Jul 06, 2008 |
Na this kain tin dey make be beat some people without asking questions |
Re: Quickies! by Jeovy(m): 12:07pm On Jul 06, 2008 |
you don turn police |
Re: Quickies! by benjay1(m): 2:17pm On Jul 06, 2008 |
You no know say ituen follow act Police Recruit ? |
I'm A Girl. I Wanna Suck You. . . Lick You / Usian Bolt and lots of rib cracking riddles / The Smart Student.
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