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Akpors Laff Time by sweetiePe(f): 5:20pm On Oct 11, 2013
Akpors fell into a well
and
was screaming for help.
His wife Ekaete came
with a
rope to help:
AKPORS: How much did
you
buy the rope?
EKAETTE: NGN 1000.
AKPORS(Still inside the
well
about to drown,
shouted):
What! Return it now
now,
goto papa Ochuko at
the
fourth street he sells it
for NGN 250.
Hurry up before I die
here
oh!

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Re: Akpors Laff Time by MrTAnonymous(m): 5:27pm On Oct 11, 2013
Lol grin grin
Re: Akpors Laff Time by sweetiePe(f): 10:33pm On Oct 11, 2013
As Mr Akpors lost his
cheque booklet, He
decided to go
to the bank after 2
days to report. Here is
the conversation
between him
and the bank
manager.
Bank manager : But I
warned you to be
careful with
your cheque book
because anyone


can
forge your signature.
Akpors: I am not a fool,
I have already signed all
the
cheques, so they won't
have space to forge my
signature!

One word for Akpos

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