Alexpissu started this thing at Yahoo IM, today Wed 02 July 2008. See where it ended, can you please judge us:

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ALEXPISSU : "I stay on point like a pencil on a graph"
MAKAVELE : "I erase worthless points on the graph and throw 'em in da trash"
ALEXPISSU : "Am like a fish in the ocean i never felt defeat(the feet) '
MAKAVELE : "Am throwing ma' ish in ur bossom, now u're gonna feel (fill) six feet
ALEXPISSU : "The deepest shit u ever wrote was when ur hands was in my toilet":
MAKAVELE : "The realest thing u ever did was when u bleeped a girl named Lovette"
ALEXPISSU : "U so dumbed that u went freestyling with monkeys"
MAKAVELE : "U got stung and confused a horse for a donkey"

ALEXPISSU 's status is now "Available". (7/2/2008 8:11 PM)

BUZZ!!!

MAKAVELE : u tired
MAKAVELE : ?
ALEXPISSU : i didnt see what u posted
ALEXPISSU : my messenger went off
MAKAVELE : okay
MAKAVELE : it says
ALEXPISSU : " Only time u spit ill is when u sex with an ill she-goat"
ALEXPISSU : "U so dumbed that u went freestyling with monkeys"
MAKAVELE :: "U got stung and confused a horse for a donkey"
ALEXPISSU : "Am d bottomless u feared to face me coz u be Flawless"
MAKAVELE : "Only time you dish bill is when you begged from Mr Bill.(bill gates)
MAKAVELE : "You're full of non-sense, cos u know my punchlines are ENDLESS"
ALEXPISSU : "Ur words aint connect like spelling MTN backwards"
ALEXPISSU : "Am so full of flows that people evacuated planet earth"
MAKAVELE : "Ur words aint correct cos u cant spell forward"
MAKAVELE : "You're so full of SHIT, that why u'll always visit the PIT"
ALEXPISSU : "Am always Forward like Striker ur ass always backward like a Defender"
ALEXPISSU : "Check my verses am so victorious like the Isrealites"
ALEXPISSU : "Check my verses am so victorious like the Isrealites"
MAKAVELE : "Am always first at the verbal RACE, you aint no STRIKER,
cos you end up last, so cover your FACE, little WACKSTAR
MAKAVELE : "Check my threads, I'll defeat you, i aint a CANAANITE"
ALEXPISSU : "Any time i spit at u thats when u see light"
MAKAVELE : "Anytime i make a HIT at u, ur LIGHT turns to NITE"
ALEXPISSU : "U laughing at ur own as thats frustration but now is a thing of the clowns"
MAKAVELE : "U're gnashing your own teeth, thats VEXATION, but i just have to wear the CROWN

ALEXPISSU : "I have got more bars that will intimidate u in courts"
MAKAVELE : "I am putting u behind bars with ma' bars, thats enough"
ALEXPISSU : brb
MAKAVELE : ahahaha
MAKAVELE : u don fear me
MAKAVELE : i WINNNNN u
MAKAVELE : nairaland must see this

ALEXPISSU has signed out. (7/2/2008 8:27 PM)

both of you are subpar seriously you are.

Bravo! Bravo!! Bravo!!!, U guys name should be in synonimity with BOMB. . . . . . .Matter of fact u guys are the BOMB. . . . . . . . .

makavala, am sorry but this is so stupid and wack , yous a bloody online hole, i like the online battle tho, no time to steal rhymes and no tyme to think. alex won like 100-2

@Makavele

U did well. Kudo's to you. Alexpissu' u self try. To all ya well done, but still need to step ur Game.

@Makavele
You know my P dawg and how i bring more games than Olympics.

B4 i give any netcee probs i have to battle he or she online, I have
battled Mailmalc,Xsosa,Obedz,Bolajibaok and Sharn.
Here is mine latest online friendly freestyle with I-Shine.

I-Shine (7/5/2008 8:18:24 PM): My enterprise is the reason lames still ain't effin' with Huey/ I write with my conscience next to me like Lupe/
Alexpissu (7/5/2008 8:19:10 PM): "Am Obama u wan battle me hell no u can't defeat me in my own barrack"I was raised in shaolin temple son u won't figure my karrat"
I-Shine (7/5/2008 8:19:54 PM): Street orator am better than Obama 'because I deliver without stress/ Underground oracle, voice of the gods, I was the one they blessed/
Alexpissu (7/5/2008 8:21:00 PM): I spit science that puzzles scientist in their casket "My ill flow calls 4 a gathering like thy Lords blessing is a must get"
I-Shine (7/5/2008 8:21:52 PM): But rap is a course I just follow the circuit/ The blueprint is clear am just trying to take the route/
Alexpissu (7/5/2008 8:23:24 PM): "Cats question my intelligence cause my IQ is squared"Am so odd in battles i still win even if i don't swear"
I-Shine([/b]7/5/2008 8:24:12 PM): I spit ridiculous sentences, your infamous lyricist I deliver with emphasis/ Swagger Jackers should put their hands up to the ceiling, 'because am the Genesis
[b]Alexpissu (7/5/2008 8:25:52 PM): Am laughing how u Genesis when u nameless" You wont score me a point in this battle even if my name was lameless
I-Shine (7/5/2008 8:27:31 PM): Genesis 'because am the beginning like the first chapter of the bible/ And I am the revelation like the last chapter of the bible
Alexpissu (7/5/2008 8:29:01 PM): "I stay on point on this game like a student plotting a graph"You in this game of rap dosent connect like bringin in Ralph(Lauren)
I-Shine (7/5/2008 8:29:18 PM): Acquirin' this knowledge by any means necessary/ I'm not Malcolm-X but I come hard at my adversary/
Alexpissu (7/5/2008 8:30:46 PM): "Go back 2 A.B.C of Rap a word dosent rhyme it self" You aint got the rap credibility guess is a thing of clown why bothering myself"
I-Shine(7/5/2008 8:31:01 PM): I stay on target like an accurate rifle/ But pardon me you niggaz are trifle/
Alexpissu (7/5/2008 8:32:27 PM): "Battling me son is the only way u aquire knowledge"Just tell your folks Alex here 2 school me they should forget College"
I-Shine (7/5/2008 8:32:40 PM): Ignorance is bliss, confidence is what I am/ Been nice since day one one like Will.I.Am/
Alexpissu "You only confidence on the mic because u opposing your thoughts"I don't need 2pac to beat em up Bleep what u fought(s) "
I-Shine(7/5/2008 8:34:56 PM): I spit the real my flow stays on your mental like a scar/ I coop estically man, I'm a mastermind my verse is practical/
Alexpissu (7/5/2008 8:36:57 PM): "Dude your rhymes just hit menopause this just a lost race"You still wont outscore me if u bleeped with 2face
Alexpissu (7/5/2008 8:37:29 PM): 3more lines 2 go
I-Shine(7/5/2008 8:39:04 PM): Have been rhyming for centuries now you can call me Metusela/ Getting paid for rhyming you can take a look at my teller
Alexpissu (7/5/2008 8:40:23 PM): I took a look at your Teller son but u worth a whole negative"Aint replying u no more until u write something sensitive"
I-Shine(7/5/2008 8:41:15 PM): Dramatically cool but you still want to come test me/ But I stay calm scribblin' rhymes that connect, my 16 so mean/
Alexpissu (7/5/2008 8:43:01 PM): Even if your mum was married to Wale Adenuga u still wont bring me Drama"I will bring your career to an end because u just embraced Osama"
I-Shine(7/5/2008 8:44:19 PM): Multiple branches of words moving simultaneously like matrix/ Words that stay forever on your anatomy like a dog tick/
Alexpissu (7/5/2008 8:47:17 PM): I will dig my pen to eyes so that u will feel murder ink"How come u comfont me wit wack lines next time think
Alexpissu(7/5/2008 8:47:22 PM): FINISH
I-Shine (7/5/2008 8:47:26 PM): Provocative words is what I am spittin'now I am gettin' censored/ Raise your hands in disapproval and you might get cuffed/
   
Makavele u still my man anyday anytime, Bleep what the haters say do your thang dont let your thang do u .

I DONT USUALLY COMMENT NIGGAS, BUT THIS LINES HAD ME GOING GAGA. ALEXPISSU UR LINES ARE SUPERB. I ACKNOWLEGDE THE REAL TEST OF YIM BATTLE COS U GUYS DONT HAVE TIME TO THINK. KUDOS YALL

@I-SHINE/HUEY
NICE ONE TOO. U KEPT IT HOT TILL THE END. RESPECT

@I-Shine, Makavelle & Alexpissu
What the dickens are ya'll trying to do? Blow up this place? Wat u're posting in here is DYNAMITE

Thanks man .

I miss I-Shine, dude got some mad lines back than on the freestyle section.I-Shine(Huey) got u on NHH.NET

i wanna battle this nigga online, bring it on