well this male fool crude has been bugging me for a date since , he invited me to talk to him online and i actually wanted to see if he deserves a place in the top spot , this is the online battle i had wit him , he neva saw it coming , apparently he didnt expect that it would be a freestyle battle cos he was busy trying to toast me ! it turned out that he wasnt a man afterall after i challenged him to a suprise online battle !!. take a look at the chat !

where is it?

hahahahahahahahaha. . . . . .u have a way of making me laugh, toast u? Wat will i eat u for breakfast now, i mean like a toasted bread. . . . ,


Well, where is the online battle, and by the way, u just revealed urself as chasisgirl, cos i had a chat with the mos Nl popular Retard. . . .i dont have to mention names, ya'll know i'm talking about Bolajibaoku, Bjpumping, Edosioo, Chasisgirl u know he'll appear as Bjpumpingdogg on ur list and he'll suddenly become Bolajibaoku when u chat with him. SDo let him explain wat happened to him. Dogg u should change ur ways. . . . . . i'll post the offlines he sent me after i refused to battle this retard online, u know i was tryin to fill his empty skull up with som senses 'fo he started tripopin, and insulting my parents. . . . . . .so here are the offlines

bjpumpindogg (9/21/2008 12:53:18 PM): the illest punchline ur father thot u is oponu and didirin
bjpumpindogg (9/21/2008 12:53:18 PM): nigga crude sounds more retarded than clarus and gringory !
bjpumpindogg (9/21/2008 12:53:18 PM): who else but a dumbass like u would rap in vernacular
bjpumpindogg (9/21/2008 12:53:18 PM): when they all read u cursing in vernacular , they would know who the real retard is
bjpumpindogg (9/21/2008 12:53:18 PM): see how u disgraced yaself
bjpumpindogg (9/21/2008 12:53:18 PM): so he could come rude and be as fake as the name crude !
bjpumpindogg (9/21/2008 12:53:18 PM): this bitch isnt origina thats why he got the name crude

Now i chatted with Bolajibaoku, now it's chasisgirl poppin upthis thread. . , . . . . . .Mr. Multiple I.D Retard, grow the fucck up

hmm crude why doesnt the chat minute change?
, hmm u want to squeeze this on someone that has been banned centuries ago .
crude so u wanted to win edosioo gifts at all cost , no need to confuse yourself more.let me help you get more confused .lmfao



Tom Michaels: Hi chasisgirl
Chasisgirl: hi do i know you ?
Tom Michaels: i am crude from nairaland rap thread
Chasisgirl: oh ok.
Tom Michaels: u were suppose to judge the final of edosioo tourney crude vs makavele remember ?
Chasisgirl: yeah i already did that , did u see the thread besides am busy now
Tom Michaels: so you wont judge the finals btw me and makavele chasisgirl
Chasisgirl: i already did that doh ! cant u read ?
Tom Michaels: i actually want to ask if i can be ur bf
Chasisgirl: lol are u mad? , u dont know me and u wanna be my bf, u must be a dummy.lol
Chasisgirl: besides what do u do ?
Tom Michaels: i am a student studying yoruba education in ife
Chasisgirl: yoruba education ?my goodness what a clown!
Tom Michaels:i can see u already judged the battle as a draw, do u know what battle rap is, how can u say the battle is a draw
Chasisgirl:hey temper temper
Tom Michaels: i won that battle besides i deserve edosioo gifts
Chasisgirl: lol. relax .its just an online fun thing , why u taking it all serious ?
Tom Michaels: ur a girl a girl is not supposed to be judging battle
Chasisgirl: whateva
Tom Michaels: anyway i will complain to edosioo
Chasisgirl: go ahead
Chasisgirl: how did u even get to the final ?cos u have always been wack
Tom Michaels: well i got lucky , i was pitched against flowshow but shaz didnt feed or judge
Tom Michaels: she just said crude won in one sentence maybe cos she doesnt like flowsho
Chasisgirl: lol u were lucky , yeah,
Tom Michaels: and edosioo quickly took that as the final result , so thats how i escaped flowshow.i couldnt believe it
Tom Michaels: i know he was better than me and i can neva beat him , edosioo and shaz helped me out unknowingly.
Tom Michaels: now i'm facing makavele again thanks to u
Chasisgirl: he would beat u, cos i think u cant rap like him
Tom Michaels: i cant rap ?can u battle me ?
Chasisgirl: lol me ? u must be crazy , u think i cant beat u ? ok let me put u to a test right now
Chasisgirl: me and u freestyle battle .no preparation just battle
Tom Michaels: you? how can u , a girl beat me
Chasisgirl: u wanna battle or not , i dont have time for bicthing, just battle now , ok i will start if ur scared to start
Chasisgirl: i want u to proof me wrong that ur a biter
chasisgirl: ok listen 'this male bitch rude , he gets foolish and stupid day by day like he was the petroleum jelly crude!
Chasisgirl: this idiot cant freestyle he usually goggles to bite lines from the internet
Chasisgirl: who else but crude would study yoruba education and still call himself an intellect
Chasisgirl: today is today , a girl has caught u unaware , now its time to proof ur balls
Tom Michaels: i need to prepare first
Chasisgirl: nigga ur rhymes needs to elevate , even wit a space rocket u couldnt elevate past the ground zero
Chasisgirl: u get more stupid by the day .ur the only great ife student with an iq of minus zero
Tom Michaels: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Chasisgirl: so u cant freestyle without thinking researching and copying crude
Tom Michaels: i dont battle girls i'm so sorry
Chasisgirl: i just busted ur ass
Chasisgirl: so u cant bite online right now?hmm crude indeed .am out
Tom Michaels: wait
Tom Michaels: now u think am trying to escape a life online battle right
Chasisgirl: hunnnnn
Chasisgirl: that's tha problem u got. u can rap without copy and pasting
Chasisgirl: u r a dissapiontment !
Chasisgirl: if ur really good then proof it now.second chance
Tom Michaels: u always think u're the best while u're just a fuxxing girl who's confused with herself
Chasisgirl: bitch my punchlines punch line, cover ur pussy in shame like a self pitying cunt !
Tom Michaels: lol
Chasisgirl: nice one
Chasisgirl: oya gimme more
Chasisgirl: dont 4get am gonna paste it 4 people to judge
Tom Michaels: fuxxer girl retard, when it comes to online battle i disregard
Chasisgirl: speaking of retards .!, u sound like someone from yaba
Chasisgirl: sorry i mean u look like someone from yaba left
Tom Michaels: olofo
Tom Michaels: omo ale
Chasisgirl: am a general like abacha, lady bitch crude pls carry away ur abasha !
Chasisgirl: lol
Chasisgirl: na yoruba now
Chasisgirl: see how u disgraced yaself
Chasisgirl: when they all read u cursing a girl in vernacular , they would know who the real olofo is
Chasisgirl: this bitch isnt original thats why he got the name crude
Chasisgirl: so he could get rude and be as fake as his name crude !
Tom Michaels: oponu girl , i didnt prepare
Tom Michaels: dindinrin, u should have told me b4
Chasisgirl: who else but a dumbass like u would rap in vernacular
Tom Michaels: u know just thin about it
Chasisgirl: the illest punchline ur father thot u is oponu and didirin
Chasisgirl: nigga crude sounds more retarded than clarus and gringory !
Chasisgirl: i wonder how u got not edosioo final ,, if not for shaz who fed u with her breast milk
Chasisgirl: fresh meat , now ur pussi has been exposed like girls going wild
Tom Michaels: i know what to do if u paste it .i will turn it on somebody's head, and i will post it b4 u

@crude
so ya real name is tom michaels , student ,,,hhmm we still have a lot of kids in this place, and crude seems to have joined the retards too
its been long since nairaland witnessed comedy like this , pls give us more!

and to think that crude is fighting because of edosioo's gift , you must be very poverty stricken

Haha, bunch of clowns

[center]ATTN: Crude & Chasisgirl.

Take ya beef outside.[/center]

chasisgirl:


Chasisgirl: this idiot can't freestyle he usually goggles to bite lines from the internet
Chasisgirl: who else but crude would study yoruba education and still call himself an intellect
Chasisgirl: today is today , a girl has caught u unaware , now its time to proof ur balls
Tom Michaels: i need to prepare first
Chasisgirl: nigga ur rhymes needs to elevate , even wit a space rocket u couldnt elevate past the ground zero
Chasisgirl: u get more stupid by the day .ur the only great ife student with an iq of minus zero
Tom Michaels: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Chasisgirl: so u can't freestyle without thinking researching and copying crude
Tom Michaels: i don't battle girls i'm so sorry
Chasisgirl: fresh meat , now ur pussi has been exposed like girls going wild
Tom Michaels: i know what to do if u paste it .i will turn it on somebody's head, and i will post it before u

chasisgirl that line is sick

@all
we should get more unannounced/unexpecteed battles. most of these netcees are fake

@All

I'm just reading with my eyes shown, with fear and surprise. The true matter of fact is i chatted with Bolaji Baoku on line, he just framed up this rubbish against me, prolly trying to create an unending beef amidst me and the other emcees, besides. . . . . .

chasisgirl:

Chasisgirl: how did u even get to the final ?because u have always been wack
Tom Michaels: well i got lucky , i was pitched against flowshow but shaz didnt feed or judge
Tom Michaels: she just said crude won in one sentence maybe because she doesnt like flowsho

Shaz never did judge the battle between me and flowshow in a sentence, she fully analyzed the battle line by line, Mr. Multiple I.D retard forgot that) The only battle Shaz did judge in a sentence is the battle where Bolaji posed as Edosioo Vs Makavelle, so why will i say Shaz judged the battle the battle between Crude and Flowshow in a sentence?
Talking about i lost to Flowshow, let everyone re-analyse the battle and tell me what's up.

Moreover. . . . . . . .Everybody pls be my guest, check the time this chasisgirl pop up this thread and the time he/she posted the claimed online chat between us, it's an hour and few minutes difference, so ask him what he was busy doin till that time. . . . .u can see he was busy cooking up this story, typing those things i never did discuss with him, he's just a blatant liar?

chasisgirl:

well this male fool crude has been bugging me for a date since , he invited me to talk to him online and i actually wanted to see if he deserves a place in the top spot , this is the online battle i had wit him , he never saw it coming , apparently he didnt expect that it would be a freestyle battle because he was busy trying to toast me ! it turned out that he wasnt a man afterall after i challenged him to a suprise online battle !!. take a look at the chat !

Now if it's true i invited Chasisgirl for a chat, how did that happen? cos i dont even have this Btch's I.D. . . . . . . . .I'm not in Ife, i dont study Yoruba or anythin. . . . . . .

If y'all dont believe me, let the Lord be my Judge

@Shaz
I dont have an atom of beef for FlowShow or anyone, he's just doing beefing me for no reason, prolly cos i won him in his tourney where he possed as Edosioo

@The Retard

Nice job man, keep doing watcha doin, keep badmouthing me, keep trying to turn fellow netcees back against me. One thing is sure, it's called Nemesis, u shall have urs one of these days. U see it's as clear as crystal to everyone that, Bolaji Baok, Bolaji Broke, Edosioo, Chasisgirl, Flowshow and Bjpumping is one single person, and for ur information, u can call me out for a battle on Nl anytime, the Crude is Game I'ma whoop that stinky ass of urs over and over again. . . . . . . . . . . .Think about somthn else and pop itup. . . . . .Ok? Mr. Multiple I.D Retard. See that's ur Nl's baptismal name and it shall stick to u forever and ever "Amen"

lol.save the explanation crude. i cant belief you are also a retard too! and yoruba education ?.baby pls

@all

did somebody mention NEMESIS?

Well wat can i say, we all know this thread was fuxxin created by the fuxxing retard fuxxin fool BOLAJI, may ur family rest in pieces! OLOSHI!

why would u be disturbing the peace of Nairaland, eh? with ur mutiple id retard fuxxin shit like poo poo!

See guys, any1 of you who believes this shit posted by the fuxxing multiple retard nigga, is a dumb fool and won't earn da MAKA's rexpekt!

The only way to settle this, using da powers vested in me! is :

EDOSIOO vs MAKAVELE, who's woopin who?
CHASISGIRL vs CRUDE, who's fuxxing who?

So guys, if the fuxxing retard niggas viz, ill-dose-yo n' chasisslut, loses this thing,,,,,,,,,,,,,they will burn in the retarding fire of mutiple destruction, forever and ever, AMEN!

[center]MAKAVELE
i bring doom like evil NemesiS![/center]

small boy i dont get you. you mean u want to battle me ?

makavele:

MAKAVELE AND HIS MAMA IS A SLUT? DID CRUDE SAY THAT? [/b][/center]

WHO IS CHASAS BATTLING AND WHO IS IT PAINING? , CRUDE =MAKAVELE
CRUDE IS THE SAME PERSON AS MAKAVELE . HE REVEALED THAT TO ME SECRETLY

edosioo:

CRUDE =MAKAVELE
CRUDE IS THE SAME PERSON AS MAKAVELE .

nairaland wonders shall never end! more and more retards everyday! yoruba education.rlmfao

@Shaz

But You saw that this guy is trying to draggle my personality, posting prevarications against me, I don't think anybody would've taken that with levity or silence. So You can't expect me to sit arms folded and watch him? If You want someone to shut up, then talk to him. I don't trouble no one


@The Retard

Now i know ur intention, You want to bring someone down with You to ur state of retardation, well, You just failed. . . . . . .No matter what You do, no matter what You post, no matter what You say, You shall remain lonely forever in ur retard hole. Let Nl judge this by asking Shaz to do errthing between her power to find out who Makavelle is and who Crude is. See multiple i.d'ing is out of fashion. So You're on ur own Retard. Are'nt u even ashame of urself? U're the only one bringing up trouble on NL, nobody likes u, chrissake! why wont u grow up?



And for ur information Mr. Multiple I.D Retard, this will be the last i'll ever post on this thread, i'm sticking to two things (1) Crude aint on same level with You in every ramifications and (2) They say "Silence sometimes is the sickest punchline". Farewell, as You migrate to disneyland

@shaz
i guess crude has beef with chaisgirl cos she didnt declare him winner , but when i rejudge the final i came up wit the is result :::

well ths is how it goes, following series of beef between chasisgirl and crude on the judgement of the final battle, i want to rejudge the final for the sake of peace so that we can have an undisputed heavyweight champion who will move on to the next shaz/hybrid toruney as the HLR.
AS A RESPECTED MEMBER OF THE NAIRALAND JUDICIAL MOST RESPECTED HIGH COURTs
HERE IS THE FINAL JUDGEMENT ::

MAKAVELE @CRUDE :

I don't need 16's to win this, ok. Here you go:

hot opener with rhymes-1
I rep da lyrical savage, wit punchlines encrypted in satirical language

punchline mixed with wordplay-3
your flow's rough like cabbage, You're best known for spittin' junk like a typical garbage
your game play's like a scratched CD, i'm left wit no choice than eject You like disc trays
your flow's dry as a heat-parched desert, it depicts sumt'n worse than chronic fever

wordplay -5
ma' lines are sharper than a samurai's sword, t'will cut through your left hip
leave ya de(feeted), You won't sound punches as though You've got a cleft lip
am da alpha wit beta flows, that penetrates You like gamma rays
your flow's got d fever, i might as well liken 'em to pneumonic flushes
i've got more flows than d Amazon river; no wonder am so popular like a symphonic diva

TOTAL-9 POINTS

crude @Makavalle
The final brutality

rhymes :3
Tumbled into muddle, he ate my knuckle n gurgle blood bubble
He got frailty, this weakling got no inkling of rap duelling
I aint battlin him, me drillin him n make rap seems gruellin

punchline mixed with wordplay-4
His Banks is out of Buck, cause his Game worths 50 for a cent
The only time You spew punches is when You eat 'em from me
Me to this pip-squeak is like a blue whale to a jellyfish
This n!kkur is hot head, he dived into my "Lake Punch"

wordplay-2
Tautin vocal cord tighter than fiddle string, spittin nonsense
Strike that "R" from "Friend" if You wan kno me homie

TOTAL POINTS -9

JUDGES DECISION
WELL I GUESS CHASISGIRL WAS RIGHT IN THE 1ST PLACE , THE FINAL BATTLE WAS A DRAW. AND IF You GUYS WANT TO SETTLE IT THEN You HAVE TO BATTLE FOR A 2ND ROUND TO SETTLE THE SCORES. You BOTH HAVE UNTIL 25TH SEPTEMBER 2008 TO SETTLE UR FINAL BATTLE WITH A 2ND ROUND BATTLE NOW ,
FAILURE TO SHOW UP WILL LEAD TO UR DISQUALIFICATION AND FLOWSHOW WILL BE DECLARED AS THE NEW UNDISPUTED CHAMPION .HLR.

I promised never to post again on this thread but for vindications sake. . . . . . . . .

How could someone have done what this guy is trying to do? He posted the online chat that never did happen between us. Chasisgirl claimed i chatted with her/him, while i never did. . . . .Edosioo said i'm beefing Chasisgirl because she did'nt announce me the winner. . . . .this is crazy!

I never did chat with chasisgirl, i don't know who Edosioo is and she/he said i told him/her secretly that i'm on 2 I.D's, Makavelle and Crude. What is he/she trying to do with my personality? He/She has been onto me ever since i won Flowshow, he took delight in sending series of insultive offlines to my yahoo messenger, i did'nt say a word untill now Chasisgirl pop up this thread claiming i had a chat with her, while i don't even have her Y.Id.

Meanwhile i chatted with Bjpumping/Bolaji Baoku, he insulted me and i hit him back, and the next thing, Chasisgirl set up this thread and posted all that.

@Chasis Girl, edosio, bolajibaok, whatever id ur using right now.

You are such a BIG FOOL. Infact I think u have just shown how shallow you are. I can't imagine trying to defame Crude, the guy has earned his respect in here. You have just made a big grave mistake.

@All
If you all ever even think MAKAVELE is same as Crude, then am sorry for u all cos u are mistaken. Crude is my online friend and so is Makavele. I knew Makavele first before ever meeting Crude online. And i tell you there are very different personalities. I won't be surprised if am called a multi id/clone of makavele and crude too because of this.

@Shaz - peacemaker
Stop ignoring the troublemaker/culprit(Bolaji and his personality multis) and please stop wavering ban threats anyhow like that. I actually respect u a lot but please U have to stop BAN threating anyhow like that. Best u can do is to delete a misplaced POST.

PIECE OF MY MIND!!!

@crude

. . .dont knw how u got urself involved with em pro-d!ck ridding rug rats in tha first place . . . . .this sh**t hole aint the zone u suppose to be at bro . . . .u grown . . .u got brids respeck . . .just ignore all em sh+**t n move on . . . . prepare for the my tourney coming up soon . . .

Bleep vindication man . . . .nobody needs to knw the truth . . .Bleep em all . . .i had a telephone conversation with u dowg . . .and i knw u aint a student,i knw u aint based in ibadan . . .Bleep em . .its so obvious they faking on u man . . .all that tom micheals is jus a retards sh**t . . only a jobless psycho will fabricate such nonsense man ,imagine chatting with ur self . . .go get involve in something constructive . . let them keep hating and perpetrating . . .u stay focused bro . . .and mostly stay flyest . . .

@Shaz
Wonderful reply, you'll be a good administrator in future.

@Crude, Maka, and others
Let sleeping dogs lie. It never happened, same goes to me Javaboy _{oops, where am I , not www.futaforum.com}., sorry I meant to say javaprince.

@Hybrid-X
There u, flushed shit outta my head, i thought eibody is gonna hate me for that. . . . . .Thanx bro.

@Shaz
I gotcha, and thanx for the tip, i wont say nothn again. . . . . . . .no matter wat anybody post against me from now, shall be seen as a piece a shit. . . . . .Thank u once again

@Makavelle
Thanx bro.

javaprince:

Let sleeping dogs lie. [/sub]., sorry I meant to say javaprince.

As Javaprince has said, let's go on our way aiite

@everyone
guess what, i just checked the ip of crude ,makevele and javaprince , and they are all the same .imagine
this 3 guys have added another dimension to retardity and shaz even leaves them to roam their anus mouths
i think this 3 guys crude ,makevele and javaprince should be banned. that what the mod should do now. instead of threatening crude with ban like javaprick said

@crude
no need to beg shaz to help u out. u have disgraced yaself by begging chaisgirl to date u
let see if u are a man of ur words , u said u wont post again. lets see.

@chasisgirl
dont bother urself . we all know crude oil begs for pussea and toasts girls online.

@hybrid
so u even call the fool crude studying yoruba education , that makes u a bigger fool. only fools call fools

@all
i think crude started this mess, looking at previous post he was the 1st to paste yims, and hes tryin to make yalll pity him . he figured u guys werent smart enuff thats why he is begging for mercy now .and u are already falling 4him .
tom michaels my ass. and to think crude is doing all this because of my gifts he must be a wretched church rat!

edosioo:

@everyone
guess what, i just checked the ip of crude ,makevele and javaprince , and they are all the same .imagine
this 3 guys have added another dimension to retardity and shaz even leaves them to roam their anus mouths
i think this 3 guys crude ,makevele and javaprince should be banned. that what the mod should do now. instead of threatening crude with ban like javaprick said

@crude
no need to beg shaz to help You out. You have disgraced yaself by begging chaisgirl to date You
let see if You are a man of ur words , You said You wont post again. lets see.

@chasisgirl
don't bother yourself . we all know crude oil begs for pussea and toasts girls online.

@hybrid
so You even call the fool crude studying yoruba education , that makes You a bigger fool. only fools call fools

@all
i think crude started this mess, looking at previous post he was the 1st to paste yims, and hes tryin to make yalll pity him . he figured You guys werent smart enough thats why he is begging for mercy now .and You are already falling 4him .
tom michaels my ass. and to think crude is doing all this because of my gifts he must be a wretched church rat!

crude is a bloody liar , he said he never begged me to date him, where did he get all that he posted?
no wonder he is seriously begging everyone to side him , and he is getting all of them fooled. tom michaels my yansh.

@shaz
i always wonder whether u understand the meaning of the word 'MOD', cant u just lock or thrash the damn thread
by taking sides and advising one party against another . you are urging them to keep fighting
i think u need to check the meaning of the word "'moderator'' here www.oxfordenglishdictionary.com , am just advising

JUST LOCK THE DAMN THREAD !

@shaz

i think u should leave this sh**t hole thread open for the sake of 'em gays . . . .they need a playgroung to play at


@edosio

aint gonna xchange words with ya . . .never . . . .u knw ma "P"


@crude

i guess 'em HATERS-UNION hating on cusss of ur fast rising profile on tha rap thread . . . . u fresh in hurr and u killing em gays that been hurr for centuries . . . .yeah!!! they hating on u for that . . . .common,check it . . at ur first attempt u won they clown tourney,u were that good they couldnt even manipulate it . .they prolly had to creat more clones just to kick ya butt but na u still burnt 'em corcks . . its was like u against all of em fake clones . . . .that was impressive bro . . . yeah the brid was watching . .BRACE YOUR SELF