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Akpors Shows A Lady He Is A No Nonsense Man. by jking001(m): 2:30am On Oct 13, 2013
Akpors shows a lady he is a no nonsense
man. it all started when Akpors sits next to a
girl on a table in a hotel. Akpors: Hello
Madam?, Lady: What is it?, Akpors: Sorry
madam , just wanted to ask what the time is
on
your watch?
Lady: ehee ...now you think my watch is used as a
public clock huh? Go away and stop wasting my
time.
Akpors: but madam.
Lady: shut up!!!
Akpors takes out his Apple phone and makes call
Akpors: Hello John I just settled from Washington
D.C can you please tell me what time it is right now
so that I set my clock to the local time since it still
reads American time? *she listens*
Ok, thank you and today don't forget to come for
the galaxy tablet that you requested * she listens*
Since my girl is still in America bring me a beautiful
girl to spend my money with tonight Ok bye.
Lady: Sir the time is ....
Akpors: Shut up !!!!!
Re: Akpors Shows A Lady He Is A No Nonsense Man. by Utchgirl(f): 3:16am On Oct 13, 2013
lolzzz....the truth is dt some girls like flashy things and Akpors have taught dis vey one a lesson
Re: Akpors Shows A Lady He Is A No Nonsense Man. by Abbey2sam(m): 9:19am On Oct 13, 2013
Lol
Re: Akpors Shows A Lady He Is A No Nonsense Man. by Haywhymido(m): 10:02am On Oct 13, 2013
Ole, she dey do shakara b4. Omo ole ifo
Re: Akpors Shows A Lady He Is A No Nonsense Man. by delepaul(m): 12:51pm On Oct 13, 2013
chei...FIPA

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