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NYSC To Pay Virgins 50,000 Naira As Monthly Allowance by daddyiel(m): 1:14pm On Dec 17, 2013
Please follow me and laugh,what is this government turning into?is this the unemployment we need to deal with?poverty and security problems?government officials have special interests in virgins,we know why,but paying allowances to nysc virgins is something to raise eyebrows undecided



NYSC To Pay Virgins 50,000 Naira As Monthly Allowance

It’s good news for Virgins who are currently partaking in this year’s National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) program as President Goodluck Jonathan through the NYSC Director General, Brig. Gen. Nnamdi Okorie-Affia has just announced that, instead of N19,800, Virgin Corps Members will be receiving N50,000 as monthly allowance.The President said it was an incentive for “Girls to keep themselves for their husbands” and also as a way of congratulating girls who “managed to keep their hymens intact in such a trying times as we have today”.So far, only 28 girls nation-wide have been confirmed as virgins and have recieved their 1st N50,000 allowance. Pharmacies have also reported a 234% increase in demand for Alum, Vagina tighteners and Hymen Reforming creams and drugs.Boys have also protested, saying Male Virgin Corps Members also deserve N50k, but the NYSC says there’s no way to confirm that. Some girls also protested at NYSC Headquarters this morning, claiming theywere virgins up until Camp Fire night, so theyshould qualify to receive the N50k. Their pleas have fallen on deaf ears so far.
Re: NYSC To Pay Virgins 50,000 Naira As Monthly Allowance by KenJak(m): 1:18pm On Dec 17, 2013
ARE YOU JOKING OR SERIOUS ABOUT THIS?
Re: NYSC To Pay Virgins 50,000 Naira As Monthly Allowance by ITbomb(m): 1:26pm On Dec 17, 2013
In other news, the OP has been confirmed mad

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Re: NYSC To Pay Virgins 50,000 Naira As Monthly Allowance by Obinovictor(m): 1:40pm On Dec 17, 2013
This is very funny... This means hymen test for female corpers every month before their allowee.
Re: NYSC To Pay Virgins 50,000 Naira As Monthly Allowance by Nobody: 1:48pm On Dec 17, 2013
XO
Re: NYSC To Pay Virgins 50,000 Naira As Monthly Allowance by luvlyoracle(m): 2:02pm On Dec 17, 2013
eleyi gidi gan!
Re: NYSC To Pay Virgins 50,000 Naira As Monthly Allowance by donktrax(m): 2:15pm On Dec 17, 2013
Lmao.... I get plenty virgin girls, I go enroll dem so dey giv me commission. Lol

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